capybara cara
@carebearritual.bsky.social
gossiper, hater, trivia knower
we’re gonna be free of pennies next year and i didn’t even notice??? how fucked up is this country i would’ve had a cake made
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
we’re gonna be free of pennies next year and i didn’t even notice??? how fucked up is this country i would’ve had a cake made
Ummm actually in taylor swifts song Father Figure when she says “we’ve got the place surrounded” it’s a reference to Bo Burnhams 2021 song titled Look Who’s Inside Again and it’s final lyric “Come out with your hands up we’ve got you surrounded.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ummm actually in taylor swifts song Father Figure when she says “we’ve got the place surrounded” it’s a reference to Bo Burnhams 2021 song titled Look Who’s Inside Again and it’s final lyric “Come out with your hands up we’ve got you surrounded.”
Well well look who’s inside again, went out to look for a reason to hide again
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Well well look who’s inside again, went out to look for a reason to hide again
Reposted by capybara cara
Now that NYC has a hot mayor I think it’s only fair that every major city gets to have a hot mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Now that NYC has a hot mayor I think it’s only fair that every major city gets to have a hot mayor.
tiniest 6th grader was in a TIZZY before class and asked to go to counselors. sent her asap and after class i asked her whats going on. she was like my sis hits me and spits on me. i’m like ok cps speed dial
i ask how old her sister is. i’m thinking a 16 year old beating on this girl.
THREE!
i ask how old her sister is. i’m thinking a 16 year old beating on this girl.
THREE!
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
tiniest 6th grader was in a TIZZY before class and asked to go to counselors. sent her asap and after class i asked her whats going on. she was like my sis hits me and spits on me. i’m like ok cps speed dial
i ask how old her sister is. i’m thinking a 16 year old beating on this girl.
THREE!
i ask how old her sister is. i’m thinking a 16 year old beating on this girl.
THREE!
wanna see the worst text i’ve ever sent?
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
wanna see the worst text i’ve ever sent?
SELL! STATEN! ISLAND! TO! JERSEY!
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
SELL! STATEN! ISLAND! TO! JERSEY!
feeling very Patriotic rn
a woman is holding a large american flag with the name kristenpulisic on the bottom
ALT: a woman is holding a large american flag with the name kristenpulisic on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
feeling very Patriotic rn
Reposted by capybara cara
I want a Cuomo Sadness Cam.
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I want a Cuomo Sadness Cam.
the saddest losers on earth?
show me andrew cuomo
show me andrew cuomo
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying good answer !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying good answer !
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the saddest losers on earth?
show me andrew cuomo
show me andrew cuomo
LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME IM A LIBERAL
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME IM A LIBERAL
30 more minutes to make sure the trump endorsed nyc mayor candidate eats his words ❤️
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
30 more minutes to make sure the trump endorsed nyc mayor candidate eats his words ❤️
wish i was any of the teachers that thrive off kids hating them but it just makes me wanna ophelia myself
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
wish i was any of the teachers that thrive off kids hating them but it just makes me wanna ophelia myself
i hate my job i’m bad at it and even if i was good at it who gives a fuck bc i fucking hate everyone
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i hate my job i’m bad at it and even if i was good at it who gives a fuck bc i fucking hate everyone
me vs trying not to ophelia myself bc i’m slightly uncomfortable (impossible challenge)
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
me vs trying not to ophelia myself bc i’m slightly uncomfortable (impossible challenge)
me two weeks of every month: i am happy and a little fairy just hanging out
me the other two weeks:
me the other two weeks:
a cartoon of a boy with red hair says " i just want to lay on the floor and die "
ALT: a cartoon of a boy with red hair says " i just want to lay on the floor and die "
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
me two weeks of every month: i am happy and a little fairy just hanging out
me the other two weeks:
me the other two weeks:
plague victim costume. i got hit on twice at dollar tree. men yern for the buboes
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
plague victim costume. i got hit on twice at dollar tree. men yern for the buboes
trying to count up susan collins woke points vs nazi points
a cartoon of mickey mouse running down the street
ALT: a cartoon of mickey mouse running down the street
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
trying to count up susan collins woke points vs nazi points
trying to decide if i hate nazi tattoos enough to hate susan collins a little less
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
trying to decide if i hate nazi tattoos enough to hate susan collins a little less
modern sitcom situation: couple breaks up in the car about to leave somewhere but they’re stuck bc of the no kings protest…. sorry to Lisa and her good for nothing boyfriend who slept with her sister
October 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
modern sitcom situation: couple breaks up in the car about to leave somewhere but they’re stuck bc of the no kings protest…. sorry to Lisa and her good for nothing boyfriend who slept with her sister
new favorite fish
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
new favorite fish
what city do i have to move to to find men with british invasion 1968 bowl cuts and suits. i need to get one to kiss me.
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
what city do i have to move to to find men with british invasion 1968 bowl cuts and suits. i need to get one to kiss me.
dan and phil had to wait for our prefrontal cortex to develop that’s so sweet
October 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
dan and phil had to wait for our prefrontal cortex to develop that’s so sweet