I am a very straight woman but dear god I have biggest girl crush on Sophie Thatcher fromYellowJackets and Heretic…phenomenal young talent

Snuggles in bed with popcorn about to hate-watch Twilight with my pre-teen (after ❤️ watching How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)…this is the kind of night I wanted when I pictured having a kid 🥰

Shout out to marketing teams at Apple and Calvin Klein for their new ads.
Pedro and Bad Bunny giving us what we want 😍

<3

Annual reminder for those that don’t know:
Logan Lucky is a fantastic comedic heist movie with a great cast.

I mean I knew it would be fucking awful but I didn’t fully understand the scope of how bad this is and how damn fast. I literally never thought I’d live through a political crisis of this magnitude but fucking hellll…I don’t know what to do other than scream into the void

I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.

I need some local theater to start doing versions of The Muppet Christmas Carol. Like I don’t expect the puppets cause that’s asking way too much but can I get Christmas Carol with their songs?

Shrinking is just so damn good. Really if you haven’t checked it out, it’s funny and beautifully emotional at times. Entire cast is amazing but it’s also Harrison Ford’s best work in forever.

Whooooo Grizzlies win. Tigers win. I won some free beer at bowling. It’s a good night.

Congrats to Paramount for the dumbest trailer cuts imaginable for Mean Girls:The Musical.
Editor: just line it up shot for shot from the original movie.
Editor 2: should we include ANY of the original music to help promote soundtrack or make clear it’s the Broadway version?
Editor: There’s music??

["Higher and Higher" begins playing distantly, growing louder as it gets closer]

Today, you can order four free COVID tests.

Go here: www.covid.gov/tests

Pass it on.

Every time I watch an Adam Driver movie, no matter how good it is…I wish I was watching Logan Lucky instead. Superb heist movie if you haven’t seen it. Think Oceans Eleven but with rednecks & Nascar instead of a casino.

I love that out of the 5 places I went shopping this morning, the stop for light bulbs and bug spray were the most expensive. And after spending 10 minutes looking, I still bought the wrong damn bulbs 😑😑😑😑

Every day I find my self asking, "Why are men?" and every day I fail to come up with a good answer.

This New York Times article about how serial killers are becoming more rare reads like a call-to-action to save an endangered species.

I had no idea growing up how much of my adult life would entail the absolute fucking dreadful task of grocery shopping. By that I mean shopping for the entire family because god forbid anyone else think of getting more at the store than just what is needed for that current day’s meal.

Giant waterslide parties are super fun until you wake up the next day and your body reminds you that you’re 42 yrs old.