wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

an unbelievable crime…

#trigun #minivw

It still exists, they just make it impossible to find. I keep a link to it saved in my email because my computer is dying and I'm not paying for a "subscription."
www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros...

what happens in the mirror realm is none of my business