c 🫧
@carcrashhearts.bsky.social
29. i love fall out boy and twenty one pilots and talk about my kid a lot. she/her.
formerly baja_bitch on twitter/X
formerly baja_bitch on twitter/X
i’m tired of barely scraping by but he skin of our teeth where do i find a sugar daddy
August 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i’m tired of barely scraping by but he skin of our teeth where do i find a sugar daddy
i had almost zero stretch marks with my first but this baby gave me SO MANY and i love them
July 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i had almost zero stretch marks with my first but this baby gave me SO MANY and i love them
sneezing after giving birth is terrifying
July 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
sneezing after giving birth is terrifying
my baby is on the outside now
July 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
my baby is on the outside now
today is my due date and if one more person asks if the baby is here i think i will commit crimes. i’m just trying to survive the fucking hot ass july days, no i don’t have the baby to send you pictures yet jfc
July 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
today is my due date and if one more person asks if the baby is here i think i will commit crimes. i’m just trying to survive the fucking hot ass july days, no i don’t have the baby to send you pictures yet jfc
sorry i only come on here to talk about being pregnant i’ve not said shit on any other socials so this is my only safe space to scream into the void about it
July 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
sorry i only come on here to talk about being pregnant i’ve not said shit on any other socials so this is my only safe space to scream into the void about it
my lower back is on fire right now but i’m having no other signs of labor so what’s the deal is this just pain for funsies bc it’s 2 am and if it isn’t go time we need to chill out 😫 im 39w6d we can NOT be playing like this
July 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
my lower back is on fire right now but i’m having no other signs of labor so what’s the deal is this just pain for funsies bc it’s 2 am and if it isn’t go time we need to chill out 😫 im 39w6d we can NOT be playing like this
there is a very special time of night where i’ve been asleep/out of it long enough that i realize i haven’t felt the baby move and so i rest my arm on my belly and just hold my bump and she immediately starts moving and this is around 5-6 am when the world is quiet and its just very nice and cute
July 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
there is a very special time of night where i’ve been asleep/out of it long enough that i realize i haven’t felt the baby move and so i rest my arm on my belly and just hold my bump and she immediately starts moving and this is around 5-6 am when the world is quiet and its just very nice and cute
i’m a pretty non-judgmental parent like i totally get different things work for different families like screen time or bedtimes or diets but ONE thing i will judge you/correct you on is fucking car seat safety bc why is your 5 year old riding shotgun???? why is your 6 month old front facing??? cmon
July 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
i’m a pretty non-judgmental parent like i totally get different things work for different families like screen time or bedtimes or diets but ONE thing i will judge you/correct you on is fucking car seat safety bc why is your 5 year old riding shotgun???? why is your 6 month old front facing??? cmon
mikey and i have the shittiest moms when it comes to our kid lmao fuck both of them
June 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
mikey and i have the shittiest moms when it comes to our kid lmao fuck both of them
going to biweekly appointments at a midwifery center is kind of nice bc it’s just a bunch of really pregnant people suffering in the heat together and there’s an unspoken understanding that we are all miserable ✨together✨ in these temperatures
June 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
going to biweekly appointments at a midwifery center is kind of nice bc it’s just a bunch of really pregnant people suffering in the heat together and there’s an unspoken understanding that we are all miserable ✨together✨ in these temperatures
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It’s so funny that before I had kids I was like MY kids are never going to eat CHICKEN NUGGETS but now chicken nuggets are like the healthiest thing my kids eat.
June 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s so funny that before I had kids I was like MY kids are never going to eat CHICKEN NUGGETS but now chicken nuggets are like the healthiest thing my kids eat.
listening get it’s summer and the 4th is coming up and there’s gonna be fireworks but what i don’t get is why they make the ones that are just booms that make my whole fucking house shake
June 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
listening get it’s summer and the 4th is coming up and there’s gonna be fireworks but what i don’t get is why they make the ones that are just booms that make my whole fucking house shake
people know EXACTLY what they’re doing
June 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
people know EXACTLY what they’re doing
i took my very last injection today. i’m 37 weeks and have been taking at-home injections since i saw a dr at the very early start of this pregnancy. i’ve done 200+ injections overall. i feel like a bad bitch
June 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i took my very last injection today. i’m 37 weeks and have been taking at-home injections since i saw a dr at the very early start of this pregnancy. i’ve done 200+ injections overall. i feel like a bad bitch
mac miller is one of my favorite artists but listening to him while i’m pregnant is hard bc it makes me wanna smoke weed SO badly
June 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
mac miller is one of my favorite artists but listening to him while i’m pregnant is hard bc it makes me wanna smoke weed SO badly
just took my second to last progesterone injection for this pregnancy. i’m 36 weeks today. i can’t believe how far i’ve made it and im so excited to meet this baby after how awful the last two losses were 😭😭
June 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
just took my second to last progesterone injection for this pregnancy. i’m 36 weeks today. i can’t believe how far i’ve made it and im so excited to meet this baby after how awful the last two losses were 😭😭
yesterday was the offficial 30 day mark until baby. realistically i’m not being induced so she can come whenever she wants to naturally,
but im starting to feel too real about two kids lmao
but im starting to feel too real about two kids lmao
June 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
yesterday was the offficial 30 day mark until baby. realistically i’m not being induced so she can come whenever she wants to naturally,
but im starting to feel too real about two kids lmao
but im starting to feel too real about two kids lmao
people are trying to make jokes w me and that’s all fine and dandy except i’m almost 35 weeks pregnant and nothing is funny anymore (sorry i just get on here to complain about being so pregnant everything hurts and im constantly irritated)
May 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
people are trying to make jokes w me and that’s all fine and dandy except i’m almost 35 weeks pregnant and nothing is funny anymore (sorry i just get on here to complain about being so pregnant everything hurts and im constantly irritated)
at the point in this pregnancy where i wish i could just tell people “i don’t care” to their faces without being a bitch bc i’m so pregnant that i literally just. don’t. care.
May 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
at the point in this pregnancy where i wish i could just tell people “i don’t care” to their faces without being a bitch bc i’m so pregnant that i literally just. don’t. care.
still pregnant which i’m grateful for but holy fucking shit if one more person asks me how i’m feeling im going to be everyone’s problem im 33 weeks and this baby is cramped
May 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
still pregnant which i’m grateful for but holy fucking shit if one more person asks me how i’m feeling im going to be everyone’s problem im 33 weeks and this baby is cramped
been very inactive but just here to say that my mother is a joke and i’m mad at myself that i can’t get myself to go no contact w her
May 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
been very inactive but just here to say that my mother is a joke and i’m mad at myself that i can’t get myself to go no contact w her
real bestie status is being muted on facetime while she breaks up w her shitty bf
March 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
real bestie status is being muted on facetime while she breaks up w her shitty bf
ALL THE ROOKIES LEAVE YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN ON THE DESK WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ROOOOOOOM
March 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
ALL THE ROOKIES LEAVE YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN ON THE DESK WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ROOOOOOOM