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The Phoenix made me do it
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Nature is healing
September 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I can’t find the lie in this.
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

I don’t care how you fight Nazis as long as you fight them.
January 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Let Denmark cook.
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
January 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I really hope AOC runs for president in 2028.

I know the propaganda machines will be churning out "socialist" and "communist" despite not even knowing what those words mean.

But the democratic party needs to either follow her lead or get the fuck out of the way because they are so done.
January 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Whats going on with Target? Ghost town. Nothing stocked
January 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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In the end, MAGA decided to “troll the libs” by putting pedophiles and rapists into positions of real power. Their supporters don’t care because they don’t have any ethics or morality or logic. All that they have is hate.
January 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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NEW: Meta has quietly dismantled the system that prevented misinformation from spreading in the United States. Machine-learning classifiers that once identified viral hoaxes and limited their reach have now been switched off, Platformer has learned www.platformer.news/meta-ends-mi...
January 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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When a liberal area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “God is punishing them.”

When a conservative area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “Democrats control weather machines.”

Must be hard going through life as a full-blown idiot.
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Donold says he will rename the “Gulf of Mexico” the “Gulf of America.”

Still no plans for eggs or gas.
January 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dear employers, nobody wants to make an account to apply. Quit wasting everyone’s time
January 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Not the Bowl Cut Lantern
December 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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😍
December 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Separation of church and state? Yes, please. I don’t want My name anywhere near that mess.
December 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Cool. Almost christened this account with an actual car crash.
December 18, 2024 at 1:37 AM
WE ARE LIVE
December 18, 2024 at 1:22 AM