@dansinker.com we’ve got graphic whistle cards that work great when you don’t have a common language with all your neighbors. And lightens translation loads on very diverse neighborhoods.

We punch a hole and put it on a key ring.

tinyurl.com/FCDWhistle

You sound like a cat trying to decide which side of the door you want to be on

She’s going for a water nap (drinking four beers and falling asleep on the couch)

Oh no my dog is nonverbal

thinking about it more i realize that they might be talking about hiring an actual person from the Philippines. I was assuming 'virtual assistant' meant an AI agent

all the filipino guys i work with haven't been fired ever so maybe they're on to something

nah it should be taken like every two weeks so every now and then there's a big BANG and it's just the local transbian polycule getting their E

Remember when all the chemists were making nanopeople

That actually sounds really fun. Unfortunately everything I know about chemical processing has escaped my brain

Zoomey

The forest looks like something you’d build in a rts

Yoink