Every conspiracy theory flavored suggestion for a quick cure sounds like, "Obviously you're too stupid to bother trying this simple fix, and you must want to suffer." The reality is, fixing all the bad takes is exhausting (if they listen). The Holidays are a celebration of choosing your battles.

[Obligatory "Annie, are you okay" joke goes here] 🤪

There's no Whataburger because it's Hell.
*Rethinking my afterlife plans*