The "really hard IQ test" that Trump keeps referencing that has animals on it and has five words you repeat is actually a Montreal Assessment. It's a checking method for dementia. If it's really hard, there are issues at hand.

Equating money and the access to money with morality is a bizarre choice. You are one crisis away from having extraordinary needs.

"Duh," but in a professional way. It's sad that it had to be said (again and again and again) ...

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If you're bored,or just want someone to talk to ...

You are amazing and very sparkly.

I said what I said.

The world is being pretty sad lately, so here's a bright spot. My dad has been a Johnny Holmes fan for decades and regularly goes to his shows. Today, he got an autograph on his first album, purchased in 1977. #Joy #Music #Glimmer

The unearned and inadvisable trust that people are putting in AI for coding is going to cause so many more problems than it could fix.

Since we're renaming stuff left and right ...

#Punny

This is what the Internet feels like today. I'm logging off. I'm sure you can see why. Lol

Remember when boilerplate holiday acknowledgements were a simple and wholesome way for our nation's leaders to seem relatable and catch a bit of support from the celebrants? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

You're wonderful, I'm rooting for you, and you deserve happiness and prosperity in your life. ❤️❤️