Cara Michelle Smith
@caramichellesmith.bsky.social
senior writer at @salonnewsroom.bsky.social covering all things money & power ✍️ satire in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney's ✍️
OK I just tuned in again and heard somebody on MSNBC saying that Hegseth apparently said he did 47 push-ups this morning in recognition of Donald Trump being the 47th president and I think that's just so sick!
January 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
OK I just tuned in again and heard somebody on MSNBC saying that Hegseth apparently said he did 47 push-ups this morning in recognition of Donald Trump being the 47th president and I think that's just so sick!
Ope nevermind. He’s fully speaking now and the foundation + concealer is looking GOOD today !
January 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ope nevermind. He’s fully speaking now and the foundation + concealer is looking GOOD today !
but let me stress that i think it's fully unacceptable for any member of my species -- or any species -- to have to suffer through raining fire & live to tell the tale
January 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
but let me stress that i think it's fully unacceptable for any member of my species -- or any species -- to have to suffer through raining fire & live to tell the tale
🙏 it’s simply the truth, james!!
January 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
🙏 it’s simply the truth, james!!