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CaramelBeard
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My middle name is “Meh”. I posses the extraordinary ability to make beige look vibrant and interesting by comparison.
I think you know why
February 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If you see that on a food truck, the burgers are either straight trash or absolutely amazing.
January 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
TLDR: if you don't recognize the number, or didn't initiate the interaction, then block, delete, and move on.
January 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
So, the only thing changing is that the bots will be calling from inside the house?
December 30, 2024 at 6:52 AM
I think the Vision Pro was executed very well — just not $3500 well.
December 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I know that I have had various reactions when I realize some specific thing was possible, I was just too poor or lacked the connections to know about it.
December 19, 2024 at 12:27 PM
He's getting what he paid for.
December 18, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Oh, thank goodness! I was worried that my Mac was going to miss out on this landmark feature! I much rather they focus on this than fix the bugs that were introduced in the last few releases.
December 17, 2024 at 3:11 PM
It makes sense when you consider the significant effort Meta is investing in coercing Instagram users to adopt Threads. I’m curious to know if there’s genuine conversation taking place there, or if it’s merely a superficial experience that’s lousy with “influencers.”
December 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Irony is selling a "End Wokeness" calendar with renderings of a ripped Trump wearing jean cut-off shorts.
December 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Summaries and writings tools have been decent, but I'd really like to have my Messages syncing between my Mac and phone again. That would be cool.

iOS 19 just needs to be Snow Leopard-esque release. I need time to heal from all of the bugs and half-hearted "features".
December 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
The soul crushing machine is in desperate need of new souls.
December 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I'll be honest: the only real time I'm using YouTube on my TV is when I'm taking a nap, so all I really need is the auto-play feature 🤷🏼‍♂️
December 16, 2024 at 1:02 AM
S1E24 haunts me to this day.
December 14, 2024 at 2:02 AM
After many years, the parasitic worms’ ambitious plan to thwart their long-time foe, modern medicine, is finally coming to fruition. All they needed was the right host...
December 13, 2024 at 5:39 PM