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caraline
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🚴🦆🎭🧗☕️ enthusiast
🐶 always talking about my dog
🌷 amsterdam, nl
being a gym girly in europe but following american accounts is crazy because I see them loading a barbell for a hip thrust and think “oh god that’s so much weight”— and then realizing when i convert kg to lb I’m actually doing more weight in my sets rn?? crazy
April 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I swear every HR department thinks they invented SMART goals
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
even after seven years living abroad, giving up my US citizenship never crossed my mind. I would take the exams & integrate, sure, but I would seek permanent residency at most.

the last few days changed that.
February 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
crazy that michael rapaport just got hired to play himself (an asshole) on season 2 of only murders in the building
February 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
a lot of this lately
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
my teeth started hurting again so it’s time to inject poison into my jaw once more
January 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Reposted by caraline
How can anyone in their right mind ignore this letter from Caroline Kennedy about her cousin, RFK Jr.?
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
can’t believe I have to log in and talk about vacuum sales (considering The Horrors)
January 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
picture this: I’m at the gym, at one of two stair climber machines in the whole gym. In this same row of machines is no less than 10 treadmills. At least six empty treadmills between me and the next occupied one. Tell me why a man saddles up to the treadmill right next to me
January 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Last night at dinner I noticed the back of my phone had a crack. Peeled back the case to reveal the whole back of the phone completely shattered 🥲 I drop my phone ALL THE TIME so this could’ve happened anytime. yesterday? last week? who knows?
November 26, 2024 at 11:04 AM
something I spend a lot of time thinking about is my roommate from sophomore year of college. she’s entirely scrubbed from the internet. I can’t really find record of her anywhere. No FB, Instagram, LinkedIn… nothing. And in this day and age it just makes me a little worried. I hope she’s okay.
November 22, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Reposted by caraline
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
seeing letter jackets as a style trend will never not be funny to me
May 31, 2023 at 12:55 PM