Sitting here, doing web dev and listening to Portishead's Glory Box - and realised I was doing exactly the same thing the year it was released. 30 years ago.
30 YEARS AGO.
30.
(This seemed so impossible I actually searched 'how many years ago was 1994' to check my maths)

I choose to believe this is what Shania Twain means when she says “Let’s go, girls”. 💪🏻

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Thank you for contacting The Void. We are experiencing an unusually high volume of screams at the moment. Please hold - your scream is important to us.

Feels a lot more defensible to eat a whole bag of Haribos if you call them ‘collagen supplements’

A cover-up is a great way to turn a small tattoo you don't like much today, into a large tattoo you'll really hate in about five years.

Honoured to have hosted the 2025 3am Cat Olympics, with such illustrious events as high jump (onto the bed) long jump (across the bed) and speed butthole-licking (solo).

And now I know why the Olympics only happen every four years. 😴

#cat #cats
#catsofbluesky

Done with training my dog. Now just giving verbal affirmations to make it seem like I wanted him to do whatever he feels like doing.

*dog follows me into the bathroom* “hey Ted, come watch me pee!”

*dog barking at passers by*
(Shouting) “Yeah, FUCK OFF!”

Wait is this gentle parenting?