Caradine
@caradine.bsky.social
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Honestly Instagram I don’t think my old sofa gives a shit
October 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Honestly Instagram I don’t think my old sofa gives a shit
I’m not saying she’s spoilt but she won’t go to sleep unless I’m holding her paw
September 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m not saying she’s spoilt but she won’t go to sleep unless I’m holding her paw
Trump hates London and Sadiq Khan for one reason and one reason only
September 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Trump hates London and Sadiq Khan for one reason and one reason only
Yes I’d like to have a productive Saturday but obviously I can’t disturb her
September 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Yes I’d like to have a productive Saturday but obviously I can’t disturb her
We got caught in the rain
September 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We got caught in the rain
Watching the Charlie Sheen doc. He’s so broken and a terrible human but so so compelling.
September 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Watching the Charlie Sheen doc. He’s so broken and a terrible human but so so compelling.
Helping my mum take her two maine coon cats to the vet. They weigh a ton think I’ve put my back out again.
September 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Helping my mum take her two maine coon cats to the vet. They weigh a ton think I’ve put my back out again.
Got my big duvet back on
August 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Got my big duvet back on
Are Trump’s eyes getting smaller or is the rest of his face swelling up? Hard to say.
August 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Are Trump’s eyes getting smaller or is the rest of his face swelling up? Hard to say.
But she’s very pretty and I love her so much.
August 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
But she’s very pretty and I love her so much.
This photo doesn’t really do justice to how very very big my mum’s banana plant is
August 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This photo doesn’t really do justice to how very very big my mum’s banana plant is
LinkedIn request from another executive life coach
March 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
LinkedIn request from another executive life coach
Doing her Princess Diana impression
March 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Doing her Princess Diana impression
Post a picture of when your pet was little
March 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Post a picture of when your pet was little
Also - my lovely fingernail bruise is halfway grown out. I hurt it in November - taking AGES to go.
March 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Also - my lovely fingernail bruise is halfway grown out. I hurt it in November - taking AGES to go.
At my mum’s trying to get dog and cats to be friends. Cats having none of it.
March 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
At my mum’s trying to get dog and cats to be friends. Cats having none of it.
Nephew took dog to park. This is how she came back.
February 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Nephew took dog to park. This is how she came back.
With that in mind here is my favourite tweet of last year
February 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
With that in mind here is my favourite tweet of last year
Finally got the tree up. Tried to interest the dog in dancing to some Christmas tunes but she was less than enthusiastic.
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Finally got the tree up. Tried to interest the dog in dancing to some Christmas tunes but she was less than enthusiastic.
I’m at the business design centre for FOCUS. Been here three hours and I think that may be enough networking.
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 PM
I’m at the business design centre for FOCUS. Been here three hours and I think that may be enough networking.
Amazed she let me do this for this long
December 5, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Amazed she let me do this for this long
She sleeps with her feet all neatly arranged.
November 29, 2024 at 10:29 PM
She sleeps with her feet all neatly arranged.
My dog has been neutered today. Ever since I picked her up from the vet she’s either been asleep or just standing, looking at things. Totally stoned in her little post surgery onesie.
November 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
My dog has been neutered today. Ever since I picked her up from the vet she’s either been asleep or just standing, looking at things. Totally stoned in her little post surgery onesie.
On the other hand - look at this muddy little face
November 2, 2023 at 10:56 AM
On the other hand - look at this muddy little face
Puppy speeds - 100% on or 100% off
November 2, 2023 at 10:52 AM
Puppy speeds - 100% on or 100% off