Caradine
@caradine.bsky.social
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Anyone want pwingies for the room? (I hope I’m remembering that right).
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Anyone want pwingies for the room? (I hope I’m remembering that right).
Out having dim sum in tv’s soho
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Out having dim sum in tv’s soho
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
Channel 5 currently showing “The Jobless Prince” but somehow it’s not about Andrew
a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Channel 5 currently showing “The Jobless Prince” but somehow it’s not about Andrew
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the moon is VERY BIG. I feel like we should all be outside dancing and howling.
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the moon is VERY BIG. I feel like we should all be outside dancing and howling.
I decided to give up alcohol for November. Did I make it to today? No I did not - I made it to the evening of 1st November.
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I decided to give up alcohol for November. Did I make it to today? No I did not - I made it to the evening of 1st November.
OMG it’s just hit me. Caroline is a CLASSIC Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party voter
#BBUK
#BigBrother
#BBUK
#BigBrother
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
OMG it’s just hit me. Caroline is a CLASSIC Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party voter
#BBUK
#BigBrother
#BBUK
#BigBrother
Ok I’m going to watch #AmericasNextTopModel on E4 and see how horrific it is. I know I loved it at the time but I feel it may not have aged well.
#ANTM
#ANTM
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ok I’m going to watch #AmericasNextTopModel on E4 and see how horrific it is. I know I loved it at the time but I feel it may not have aged well.
#ANTM
#ANTM
Gavin Newsom has great hair and based on that alone I think he’d make a great president
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Gavin Newsom has great hair and based on that alone I think he’d make a great president
In St Albans for the weekend to visit my mum and we’re having wine and watching Netflix like a right couple of huns.
November 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In St Albans for the weekend to visit my mum and we’re having wine and watching Netflix like a right couple of huns.
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Diana would’ve loved all this
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Diana would’ve loved all this
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she got that leather recliner ass
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
she got that leather recliner ass
I’ve never really understood Kate Garraway’s hair but I am jealous she has so much of it
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’ve never really understood Kate Garraway’s hair but I am jealous she has so much of it
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
David in his gilet of hope
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
David in his gilet of hope
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
Been to an industry thing about diversity in advertising. Find all the networking stuff exhausting. Kind of wanted to just throw a load of business cards in the air then leave.
October 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Been to an industry thing about diversity in advertising. Find all the networking stuff exhausting. Kind of wanted to just throw a load of business cards in the air then leave.
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I bet getting battened down feels so good if you are a hatch
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I bet getting battened down feels so good if you are a hatch
Once again I have to ask myself - have I somehow burnt my throat on hot pizza or do I have covid? We may never know.
October 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Once again I have to ask myself - have I somehow burnt my throat on hot pizza or do I have covid? We may never know.
Completely hilarious watching new housemates trying to enforce fun on the others and they’re all like
#BBUK
#BigBrother
#BBUK
#BigBrother
a cartoon of spongebob laying on the ground with a hammer in his hand
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob laying on the ground with a hammer in his hand
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Completely hilarious watching new housemates trying to enforce fun on the others and they’re all like
#BBUK
#BigBrother
#BBUK
#BigBrother
Just had a Celia Imrie moment and the dog has got out of bed in disgust. She’s currently lying on the floor sighing pointedly.
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just had a Celia Imrie moment and the dog has got out of bed in disgust. She’s currently lying on the floor sighing pointedly.
Colourful glasses are not a personality
October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Colourful glasses are not a personality
I have a cough, a runny nose and a v painful eye infection. Is it covid?? Don’t have any tests so I guess I won’t know. 🦠
October 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I have a cough, a runny nose and a v painful eye infection. Is it covid?? Don’t have any tests so I guess I won’t know. 🦠
I feel like they haven’t watched the civilian one. You don’t put who you actually think you wait for someone to be suggested then you jump on the bandwagon! #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I feel like they haven’t watched the civilian one. You don’t put who you actually think you wait for someone to be suggested then you jump on the bandwagon! #CelebrityTraitors
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like De Niro & Pacino meting in Heat
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
like De Niro & Pacino meting in Heat
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors