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Also a suburbs abolitionist. Land use lawyer. Brooklyn expat to San Francisco. Legalize it (housing). he/him
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As always
Meme of “the virgin ‘AGI existential risk’ vs. the Chad Global Warming”
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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General Sherman: *slaps roof of Georgia* this bad boy can fit so much fucking fire in it
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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American society if we’d allowed sectoral bargaining:
The “society if” meme where everything looks real futuristic and there are apparently flying cars.
July 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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this is where I post from
The macrodata refinement office from Severence.
July 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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“Always has been” meme of two astronauts with the one about to get shot asking “wait, it’s all gender?”
June 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Mashup of the “Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?” Bill De Blasio Onion headline and the Jesse Pinkman “he can’t keep getting away with it” meme.
April 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Very cool that folks from Planned Parenthood are apparently supportive of this completely ethical data collection that definitely couldn’t be weaponized by people who want abortion criminalized.
Dr. Robin Wallace, a medical advisor for family planning at the Planned Parenthood Federation of America, said one of the main advantages of using a retrospective study design is that it allows researchers to pull from very large databases.
April 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Every single time.
Photo of a chalkboard of ridiculous baby names: “Taylee” “McKarty” “Nayvie” and “Maylee” are crossed off while “Laykynn” is circled. The photo caption reads: “measles deciding what unvaccinated white child to take next”
March 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Didn't realize this dril tweet would ever apply unironically
Jan 12, 2023 tweet from dril saying the following: CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
April 27, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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I was making the same joke as this person?
April 27, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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The "I'm not owned, I'm not owned, I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob" dril tweet, but the word "divorced" has been substituted for "owned"
April 10, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Screenshot of tweet by @dril: "CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!"
January 11, 2024 at 3:23 PM