Jay 🦐
@captstupidbeard.bsky.social
Valencia based noisemonger and paintbrush botherer. Metal, wrestling, art, and retro videogames. Nazi punks fuck off. He/him.
https://linktr.ee/Captainstupidbeard
https://linktr.ee/Captainstupidbeard
Shattered into a thousand pieces but only "looks fragile" do me a lemon
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Shattered into a thousand pieces but only "looks fragile" do me a lemon
Un gilipollas este mañana ha incendiado los contenedores, y por extensión, mi fucking bici
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Un gilipollas este mañana ha incendiado los contenedores, y por extensión, mi fucking bici
Slept for like 11 hours, still feeling rubbish so taking the day off
I always forget what absolute germ factories primary age kids are
Got a small bean and All Out to keep me company
I always forget what absolute germ factories primary age kids are
Got a small bean and All Out to keep me company
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Slept for like 11 hours, still feeling rubbish so taking the day off
I always forget what absolute germ factories primary age kids are
Got a small bean and All Out to keep me company
I always forget what absolute germ factories primary age kids are
Got a small bean and All Out to keep me company
RIP my board, swimming with the angels now 🫡
September 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
RIP my board, swimming with the angels now 🫡
A fight, head lice infestation, tears, parents welcome meeting
And it's only the 9th day of term
This is gonna be an interesting year in the life of a teaching assistant, folks
Bring it on
And it's only the 9th day of term
This is gonna be an interesting year in the life of a teaching assistant, folks
Bring it on
September 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A fight, head lice infestation, tears, parents welcome meeting
And it's only the 9th day of term
This is gonna be an interesting year in the life of a teaching assistant, folks
Bring it on
And it's only the 9th day of term
This is gonna be an interesting year in the life of a teaching assistant, folks
Bring it on
Perdido el tren
Que pena
Que pena
September 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Perdido el tren
Que pena
Que pena
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
September 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Cool new venue opens up near me
Check listings
It's all jazz
Check listings
It's all jazz
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Cool new venue opens up near me
Check listings
It's all jazz
Check listings
It's all jazz
Gah my Switch has been out of battery for months so it's a long charge before I can even buy Silksong
September 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gah my Switch has been out of battery for months so it's a long charge before I can even buy Silksong
The world is going to hell but my pin collection is coming along nicely
August 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The world is going to hell but my pin collection is coming along nicely
Thanks Herts and Sussex you've been great for seeing fam but it's time to leave now plus 4 pound fifty for a cappuccino is a tad much
Anyway here's me with a little bit of the bubbly in Rye the other day
Anyway here's me with a little bit of the bubbly in Rye the other day
August 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Thanks Herts and Sussex you've been great for seeing fam but it's time to leave now plus 4 pound fifty for a cappuccino is a tad much
Anyway here's me with a little bit of the bubbly in Rye the other day
Anyway here's me with a little bit of the bubbly in Rye the other day
Haven't been out in a band tee in yonks but out in my bootleg Bad Religion tee and I feel like me again
August 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Haven't been out in a band tee in yonks but out in my bootleg Bad Religion tee and I feel like me again
Found an actual relic in the wild today
August 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Found an actual relic in the wild today
I love the airport but ugh I hate boarding
August 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I love the airport but ugh I hate boarding
Spicy ramen noodles with fried onions, mushrooms, spinach and a fried egg for dinner
Unrelated foot picture
Unrelated foot picture
August 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Spicy ramen noodles with fried onions, mushrooms, spinach and a fried egg for dinner
Unrelated foot picture
Unrelated foot picture
96 degrees
In the shade
Real hot
In the shade
In the shade
Real hot
In the shade
August 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
96 degrees
In the shade
Real hot
In the shade
In the shade
Real hot
In the shade
Scumbag College is for the girls according to my Spotify artists dashboard
August 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Scumbag College is for the girls according to my Spotify artists dashboard
What is the ugliest guitar and why is it the LTD Devil Girl
August 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
What is the ugliest guitar and why is it the LTD Devil Girl
After a lovely holiday in Cuenca I am now rotting with og Baldurs Gate and Iron Maiden
Here's a photo from one of the bars featuring a stunning oil painting of a urinal
Here's a photo from one of the bars featuring a stunning oil painting of a urinal
August 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
After a lovely holiday in Cuenca I am now rotting with og Baldurs Gate and Iron Maiden
Here's a photo from one of the bars featuring a stunning oil painting of a urinal
Here's a photo from one of the bars featuring a stunning oil painting of a urinal
It's Bandcamp Friday get yourself some punk tinged death metal of questionable quality or Mami will be sad Scumbagcollege.bandcamp.com
August 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday get yourself some punk tinged death metal of questionable quality or Mami will be sad Scumbagcollege.bandcamp.com
Very metal non metal album covers go
July 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Very metal non metal album covers go
Good evening from me and Molotov
Chinga tu madre coño
Chinga tu madre coño
July 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Good evening from me and Molotov
Chinga tu madre coño
Chinga tu madre coño