Jay 🦐
@captstupidbeard.bsky.social
Valencia based noisemonger and paintbrush botherer. Metal, wrestling, art, and retro videogames. Nazi punks fuck off. He/him.
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Jay 🦐
@captstupidbeard.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Scumbag College
NOISY SONGS ABOUT STUPID SHIT
GRIND METAL PUNK FOR THOSE WHO THINK THE SCENE'S A BIT TOO FUCKING SERIOUS
scumbagcollege.bandcamp.com
Yo Bluesky here's my music
scumbagcollege.bandcamp.com
Grind/death/punk that is not at all serious but is rather heavy (also available on Spotify)
twobyten.bandcamp.com
Assorted electronic things
soundcloud.com/twobyten
Demos, ideas and other bits that don't exactly fit
#metalsky #musicsky
scumbagcollege.bandcamp.com
Grind/death/punk that is not at all serious but is rather heavy (also available on Spotify)
twobyten.bandcamp.com
Assorted electronic things
soundcloud.com/twobyten
Demos, ideas and other bits that don't exactly fit
#metalsky #musicsky
Cautiously optimistic that things are beginning to look up so that's good
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Cautiously optimistic that things are beginning to look up so that's good
We've been doing a lot of Ancient Egypt with the kids this term but I'm pretty sure that introducing them to Nile would get me fired
open.spotify.com/track/3TBbII...
open.spotify.com/track/3TBbII...
Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
We've been doing a lot of Ancient Egypt with the kids this term but I'm pretty sure that introducing them to Nile would get me fired
open.spotify.com/track/3TBbII...
open.spotify.com/track/3TBbII...
In another episode of "Jay is late for the party" I watched The Mummy (1999) for the first time and I can't believe I hadn't seen it until now
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In another episode of "Jay is late for the party" I watched The Mummy (1999) for the first time and I can't believe I hadn't seen it until now
Ooh how have I not listened to Thy Art is Murder before?
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Ooh how have I not listened to Thy Art is Murder before?
In bed by 9:30 last night, up at 7:30 today
Solid 10 hours of rest was definitely needed!
Solid 10 hours of rest was definitely needed!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
In bed by 9:30 last night, up at 7:30 today
Solid 10 hours of rest was definitely needed!
Solid 10 hours of rest was definitely needed!
With the exception of a few very niche interests, I cannot get my head around listening to podcasts
Like there's millions of songs out there and you want to listen to some jabroni talking fuck is wrong with your life
Like there's millions of songs out there and you want to listen to some jabroni talking fuck is wrong with your life
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
With the exception of a few very niche interests, I cannot get my head around listening to podcasts
Like there's millions of songs out there and you want to listen to some jabroni talking fuck is wrong with your life
Like there's millions of songs out there and you want to listen to some jabroni talking fuck is wrong with your life
Is it a prerequisite that someone has to be a soulless unfeeling ghoul to be Home Secretary or something
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Is it a prerequisite that someone has to be a soulless unfeeling ghoul to be Home Secretary or something
Ive got three or four dumb death metal tracks half completed and three black metal (ish) tracks half done and I don't know what to concentrate on first
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Ive got three or four dumb death metal tracks half completed and three black metal (ish) tracks half done and I don't know what to concentrate on first
Drunken thoughts: have Goldfinger ever written a song called Shirley Bassey and if not can they do it please
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Drunken thoughts: have Goldfinger ever written a song called Shirley Bassey and if not can they do it please
Going to gigs alone is ok but going with a pal just makes it better ya know
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Going to gigs alone is ok but going with a pal just makes it better ya know
Oh shit if you havent listened to Saor you should listen to Saor they are SICK
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh shit if you havent listened to Saor you should listen to Saor they are SICK
Life in general continuing to be somewhat wack but there's a rare death metal gig going on tonight so that'll help
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Life in general continuing to be somewhat wack but there's a rare death metal gig going on tonight so that'll help
Does This Look Infected is the best Sum 41 album fight me
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Does This Look Infected is the best Sum 41 album fight me
I'm definitely naturalised here in Spain now even if my language level is low
Had an appointment to renew my residency, arrived 10 minutes late, waltzed in, had a chat and a joke with the bloke processing it, out in 10 minutes and all done successfully
FUCKIN NAILED IT
Had an appointment to renew my residency, arrived 10 minutes late, waltzed in, had a chat and a joke with the bloke processing it, out in 10 minutes and all done successfully
FUCKIN NAILED IT
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I'm definitely naturalised here in Spain now even if my language level is low
Had an appointment to renew my residency, arrived 10 minutes late, waltzed in, had a chat and a joke with the bloke processing it, out in 10 minutes and all done successfully
FUCKIN NAILED IT
Had an appointment to renew my residency, arrived 10 minutes late, waltzed in, had a chat and a joke with the bloke processing it, out in 10 minutes and all done successfully
FUCKIN NAILED IT
Freakier Friday is an absolute delight watching Lindsey Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis have the greatest time
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Freakier Friday is an absolute delight watching Lindsey Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis have the greatest time
Our latest DnD session involved the introduction of the new big bad, with our DM leaving trail crumbs for weeks and weeks ending to a fucking excellent reveal that we actually met them way back at the start of our campaign nearly TWO YEARS AGO
Absolute scenes
Absolute scenes
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Our latest DnD session involved the introduction of the new big bad, with our DM leaving trail crumbs for weeks and weeks ending to a fucking excellent reveal that we actually met them way back at the start of our campaign nearly TWO YEARS AGO
Absolute scenes
Absolute scenes
Good night all it is time for bed and I am FULL OF PIZZA
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Good night all it is time for bed and I am FULL OF PIZZA
Time for my bi-annual rewatch of series 1-3 of Bleach
a black cat standing in front of a building with two people
ALT: a black cat standing in front of a building with two people
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Time for my bi-annual rewatch of series 1-3 of Bleach
So somehow I've managed to convince my teacher AND the head of music in primary to agree to doing We're Not Gonna Take It for our class assembly. It's only a matter of time before I can convince them to do Rainbow In The Dark for the school choir and then my takeover will be complete.
a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it
ALT: a black and white photo of a black cat with horns and the words evil laughter below it
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So somehow I've managed to convince my teacher AND the head of music in primary to agree to doing We're Not Gonna Take It for our class assembly. It's only a matter of time before I can convince them to do Rainbow In The Dark for the school choir and then my takeover will be complete.
Had a rotten cold since yesterday haven't even got dressed today and I just cried at Disney's Hercules I am an absolute fucking wreck
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Had a rotten cold since yesterday haven't even got dressed today and I just cried at Disney's Hercules I am an absolute fucking wreck
A cute girl hit on me at the gig last night
I mean I'm very much spoken for but god damn I appreciate you random girl you gave me such a confidence boost
I mean I'm very much spoken for but god damn I appreciate you random girl you gave me such a confidence boost
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A cute girl hit on me at the gig last night
I mean I'm very much spoken for but god damn I appreciate you random girl you gave me such a confidence boost
I mean I'm very much spoken for but god damn I appreciate you random girl you gave me such a confidence boost
Give me a euro for every band that has tried to do the Freddie Mercury Live Aid thing and I'd be a rich man
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Give me a euro for every band that has tried to do the Freddie Mercury Live Aid thing and I'd be a rich man
Oooh new Chimaira is kinda fun
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oooh new Chimaira is kinda fun
Shattered into a thousand pieces but only "looks fragile" do me a lemon
October 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Shattered into a thousand pieces but only "looks fragile" do me a lemon
We (and the many Argentinian patrons of this peña) have drunk the joint dry of red wine
Accidentally on my third day of drinking with pals
Tomorrow I plan on doing absolutely fucking nothing except reading on the couch and eating crumpets
Tomorrow I plan on doing absolutely fucking nothing except reading on the couch and eating crumpets
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We (and the many Argentinian patrons of this peña) have drunk the joint dry of red wine