Just Jordan
@captsassypants.bsky.social
35 - he/him - simp for Star Tours - perpetually stuck in 2006
That's my secret. I was always uncool.
Teens & 20-somethings think 30-40 year olds are uncool? Wow this is a brand new phenomenon.
May 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That's my secret. I was always uncool.
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What the actual *?! The White House has designated Mr. Musk’s office, the United States DOGE Service, as an entity protected from public records requests and most judicial intervention until at least 2034, by classifying its documents as presidential records.
February 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What the actual *?! The White House has designated Mr. Musk’s office, the United States DOGE Service, as an entity protected from public records requests and most judicial intervention until at least 2034, by classifying its documents as presidential records.
This is my daily reminder that my parents would rather go no contact with their son than call a fascist a fascist.
It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
February 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is my daily reminder that my parents would rather go no contact with their son than call a fascist a fascist.
"What radicalized you?"
"I dunno."
*Watches Star Wars in it's entirety for the 2187th time*
"I dunno."
*Watches Star Wars in it's entirety for the 2187th time*
Star Wars Celebration GIF
ALT: Star Wars Celebration GIF
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January 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What radicalized you?"
"I dunno."
*Watches Star Wars in it's entirety for the 2187th time*
"I dunno."
*Watches Star Wars in it's entirety for the 2187th time*
Deciding whether to make this page a Disney Parks/Star Wars/Lego/MTG fan account or to just go all out on the rage against the billionaires and the people who sold us out to them.
January 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Deciding whether to make this page a Disney Parks/Star Wars/Lego/MTG fan account or to just go all out on the rage against the billionaires and the people who sold us out to them.
I am now fully in my villain era and it's all because of this VIP party I had to let in 10 minutes after last call who said they'll only be 5 minutes and proceeded to throw a FUCKIN 90 MINUTE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST BY THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLE EVER TO LIVE. AGKDYLDYKDFHKSG
September 22, 2023 at 4:02 PM
I am now fully in my villain era and it's all because of this VIP party I had to let in 10 minutes after last call who said they'll only be 5 minutes and proceeded to throw a FUCKIN 90 MINUTE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST BY THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLE EVER TO LIVE. AGKDYLDYKDFHKSG