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Khaos
@captnkhaos.bsky.social
👨‍🍼Dad. 🎨Artist. 🪐Space enthusiast. 🧠I follow the dopamine, so who knows what I’ll post 😎
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Life is too short to be boring.
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Damn straight.
The problem is sociopathic corporate greed. 🧐
April 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Thank you Senator @corybooker.com!

That’s the post…
April 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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BREAKING: TRUMP IMPOSES MASSIVE TARIFFS ON COLOMBIA, AMERICAN PRICES TO GO UP.
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Been chillin over on #xiaohongshu this week and I've actually been trying new foods 😋
January 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Charcuterie but make it autistic
December 2, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I’m celebrating today by buying tacos at a local Mexican joint, and playing Elder Scrolls all day
November 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
November 27, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Today, November 25th 2024 is the day we officially learned that justice in America, in fact, does NOT matter. #sad
The moral of the story, kids: It’s fine to try to stop the peaceful transfer of power and incite a mob to storm the Capitol and do all you can to overturn an election as long as you run again and win 🇺🇸
November 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Finally started physical therapy a year and a half after surgery 😅 here’s hoping it helps bc my back is a mess 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Decided to go low tech a bit and start a journal. Not like Pinterest though…more like John Winchester #supernatural
November 19, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Flashback post.
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I’m either mute as a mime, or I won’t shut up. There is no in between 😆 yay neurospicy brains!
ADHD stresses me out cause I’m a real life yapper, but I don’t be having anything to covey on my socials. Just a bunch of retweeting and laughing 🥲.
November 18, 2024 at 7:57 PM
So what’s the sitch here…hashtags or nah? #whatdoidohere #millenialconfusion #imbadatthis
November 17, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Jfc I love my fiancée 🥰 I struggle to cook for myself for a variety of reasons, and even when she feels like garbage she makes the most delicious meals for us 🤤 last night was creamy bacon chicken with mashed potatoes, and tonight was steak seasoned bacon burgers
November 17, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Life is too short to be boring.
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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resolved: people who insist that all social media sites must be places where users are constantly encountering and arguing with people over fundamental disagreement do so because their actual, real lives are echo chambers where they do not encounter any meaningful difference from day-to-day.
November 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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my favorite jwst images 🌌
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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If you ever get lost in the Milky Way galaxy, here is a map.
November 15, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Nail art I did on myself a few weeks ago #nailart
November 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
November 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Gave in and joined before the other apps tank 😂
November 15, 2024 at 4:21 PM