Murphy Murph
@captmurphy.bsky.social
Still adjusting to the Astros being the evil team everyone hates.
Ugh. My pack had three different Bill Clintons and a rookie year Larry Summers.
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ugh. My pack had three different Bill Clintons and a rookie year Larry Summers.
NBA officiating is clownish.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
NBA officiating is clownish.
Football365 is the trashiest site.
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Football365 is the trashiest site.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Everything about Inter Miami is embarrassing.
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Everything about Inter Miami is embarrassing.
I wish the EU had kept VAR after Brexit, the English can’t be trusted.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I wish the EU had kept VAR after Brexit, the English can’t be trusted.
The absolute funniest possible way for Aggie’s undefeated season to die.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The absolute funniest possible way for Aggie’s undefeated season to die.
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
For some reason I still tune in to watch this team!
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
For some reason I still tune in to watch this team!
Mornings with a toddler.
a monster with wings is standing in front of a fire
ALT: a monster with wings is standing in front of a fire
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November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Mornings with a toddler.
Nvidia is smoke and mirrors you say? Luckily, millennials are experienced in recession.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Nvidia is smoke and mirrors you say? Luckily, millennials are experienced in recession.
Is Arne Slot gonna get fired after winning the league five months ago?
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Is Arne Slot gonna get fired after winning the league five months ago?
I actually think Jokic should be banned from the NBA.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I actually think Jokic should be banned from the NBA.
Why is Jokic growing a V for Vendetta beard?
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Why is Jokic growing a V for Vendetta beard?
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
You can’t stop David Mills.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You can’t stop David Mills.
I was also not invited to Dick Cheney’s funeral.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I was also not invited to Dick Cheney’s funeral.
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
Things happen! With bone saws! At consulates!
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Things happen! With bone saws! At consulates!
Waiting for the revelation that @nasboat.org has also slept with Olivia Nuzzi.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Waiting for the revelation that @nasboat.org has also slept with Olivia Nuzzi.
Who knew that Six Degrees of Olivia Nuzzi gets you the Appalachian Trail.
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Who knew that Six Degrees of Olivia Nuzzi gets you the Appalachian Trail.
He desired desiring so much that desire became his desirous destiny. His defire.
Vanity Fair, hit me up.
Vanity Fair, hit me up.
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He desired desiring so much that desire became his desirous destiny. His defire.
Vanity Fair, hit me up.
Vanity Fair, hit me up.