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An anime girl smiling and power walking through the frame. The caption reads "not to self-diagnose but I think I'm fucking cooked"
October 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
An oil painting of a skeleton laying on a bed. A live cat is screaming at the skeleton. Captioned "where's my breakfast?" Oil on panel 30 by 30 cm. Artist Daniel Arthur
August 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine:
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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If you see this post something pink
A person in a pink shark onesie. The hood is oversized and forms a shark's head. The person is fully enclosed in the onesie. Word balloons say, "perfect snuggles, cozy and warm, super pink, and get snuggly now!"
April 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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My brain IMMEDIATELY: "Nope!"
A character from the video game Yakuza dragging hard on a cigarette while staring in alarm at a smart phone.
March 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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A anthropomorphic cartoon cat looking at a smart phone in disgust.
March 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
A photo of Christopher Reeve, smiling and surrounded by muppet rats. The caption reads, "rats chittering".
August 31, 2023 at 4:19 AM
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reskeet with a you meme
A comic panel, a young woman is kneeling on the floor of her bedroom. Her face is in her hands. The speech bubble reads, "Wasting my life is taking forever!"
August 26, 2023 at 3:43 PM