Captain Awesomepants
@captawesomepants.bsky.social
Ladies and Gentleman and Otherwise... this is your Captain speaking... unbuckle, it's been a bumpy ride, and you deserve something smoother.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇭🇲🟥🟪🟦He/Him
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇭🇲🟥🟪🟦He/Him
Better question:
January 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Better question:
SIGH, you know only half the country talks like that, right?
The other half speak with a manageable accent and the appropriate and culturally-mandated amount of "fucks" and "cunts".
Also, "Nat's What I Reckon" is the only recognised Cooking Show Host and HE talks like... ah shit, just like that.
The other half speak with a manageable accent and the appropriate and culturally-mandated amount of "fucks" and "cunts".
Also, "Nat's What I Reckon" is the only recognised Cooking Show Host and HE talks like... ah shit, just like that.
January 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
SIGH, you know only half the country talks like that, right?
The other half speak with a manageable accent and the appropriate and culturally-mandated amount of "fucks" and "cunts".
Also, "Nat's What I Reckon" is the only recognised Cooking Show Host and HE talks like... ah shit, just like that.
The other half speak with a manageable accent and the appropriate and culturally-mandated amount of "fucks" and "cunts".
Also, "Nat's What I Reckon" is the only recognised Cooking Show Host and HE talks like... ah shit, just like that.
WELL?!
Is she a cunt though?
Is she a cunt though?
January 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
WELL?!
Is she a cunt though?
Is she a cunt though?
Dunno mate, I might wanna fkn trade you.
January 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Dunno mate, I might wanna fkn trade you.
All. The. Beans.
January 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
All. The. Beans.
2017. Last day I had long hair.
SIGH, I actually love it a little.
SIGH, I actually love it a little.
January 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
2017. Last day I had long hair.
SIGH, I actually love it a little.
SIGH, I actually love it a little.
Offspring majestically standing in the surf while daylight wanes.
AlmostAdultTeenager gazes lovingly at her little brother, NewTeenager while CaptainDad snaps pic.
She then casually leans over into the waves, pulls out some kelp, and starts chasing him while he squeals.
AlmostAdultTeenager gazes lovingly at her little brother, NewTeenager while CaptainDad snaps pic.
She then casually leans over into the waves, pulls out some kelp, and starts chasing him while he squeals.
January 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Offspring majestically standing in the surf while daylight wanes.
AlmostAdultTeenager gazes lovingly at her little brother, NewTeenager while CaptainDad snaps pic.
She then casually leans over into the waves, pulls out some kelp, and starts chasing him while he squeals.
AlmostAdultTeenager gazes lovingly at her little brother, NewTeenager while CaptainDad snaps pic.
She then casually leans over into the waves, pulls out some kelp, and starts chasing him while he squeals.
Offspring sent me the view from her bed.
I'm not even sure there are enough words for me to express how much I love that this sort of thing goes on and she captures it.
I'm not even sure there are enough words for me to express how much I love that this sort of thing goes on and she captures it.
January 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Offspring sent me the view from her bed.
I'm not even sure there are enough words for me to express how much I love that this sort of thing goes on and she captures it.
I'm not even sure there are enough words for me to express how much I love that this sort of thing goes on and she captures it.
You can try all you want, but you'll never be as smooth and soft and cuggly and schoozles as this Buns.
December 26, 2024 at 4:09 PM
You can try all you want, but you'll never be as smooth and soft and cuggly and schoozles as this Buns.
This is me taking a pic of the weird light globe in our kitchen.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
December 24, 2024 at 6:16 AM
This is me taking a pic of the weird light globe in our kitchen.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Cat.
Pieces.
Pieces.
December 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Cat.
Pieces.
Pieces.
Samplers with Real Life Sentiments in them is going to be me and Wifeage's New Craft Enterprise.
Because if crocheting what we really feel and putting it on the wall is a thing, I'm surprised we're not crocheting what we really feel and putting it on the wall right now!
Because if crocheting what we really feel and putting it on the wall is a thing, I'm surprised we're not crocheting what we really feel and putting it on the wall right now!
December 10, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Samplers with Real Life Sentiments in them is going to be me and Wifeage's New Craft Enterprise.
Because if crocheting what we really feel and putting it on the wall is a thing, I'm surprised we're not crocheting what we really feel and putting it on the wall right now!
Because if crocheting what we really feel and putting it on the wall is a thing, I'm surprised we're not crocheting what we really feel and putting it on the wall right now!
December 9, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Me, wondering when the neighbour fixed his muffler because that thing is pu--
Right, forgot Wifeage put those boxes behind me.
Right, forgot Wifeage put those boxes behind me.
December 2, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Me, wondering when the neighbour fixed his muffler because that thing is pu--
Right, forgot Wifeage put those boxes behind me.
Right, forgot Wifeage put those boxes behind me.