Rob H.
@captainrandom10.bsky.social
Travels a lot and writes books. Two dark comedies in the 'Assassins' Social Club' series and three hilarious 'Six Idiots' novels out now on Amazon https://sixidiots.wixsite.com/books Also... #lufc
Today is my birthday.🎊 I'm celebrating it in Berlin. 🇩🇪If you buy my books as a birthday gift to yourselves, they will make you laugh out loud and that will make me smile. 😊
Which would be the best birthday present ever. (Well, aside from a Ferrari, a yacht and a supermodel).
Which would be the best birthday present ever. (Well, aside from a Ferrari, a yacht and a supermodel).
July 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Today is my birthday.🎊 I'm celebrating it in Berlin. 🇩🇪If you buy my books as a birthday gift to yourselves, they will make you laugh out loud and that will make me smile. 😊
Which would be the best birthday present ever. (Well, aside from a Ferrari, a yacht and a supermodel).
Which would be the best birthday present ever. (Well, aside from a Ferrari, a yacht and a supermodel).
The paperback is now out in the wild 📔
Murder! Mystery! Intrigue! Friendship! Incompetence! Homicidal monkeys! 😂
www.amazon.co.uk/Assassins-So...
Murder! Mystery! Intrigue! Friendship! Incompetence! Homicidal monkeys! 😂
www.amazon.co.uk/Assassins-So...
July 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The paperback is now out in the wild 📔
Murder! Mystery! Intrigue! Friendship! Incompetence! Homicidal monkeys! 😂
www.amazon.co.uk/Assassins-So...
Murder! Mystery! Intrigue! Friendship! Incompetence! Homicidal monkeys! 😂
www.amazon.co.uk/Assassins-So...
On today's 'In what world do you think your answer actually helps?'...
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July 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
On today's 'In what world do you think your answer actually helps?'...
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There skeletons wearing hats in a bath on wheels...I see some strange things when I go for a walk 😁
July 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
There skeletons wearing hats in a bath on wheels...I see some strange things when I go for a walk 😁
I have never been part of a starter pack on here 😨
Also, I've never gone around to anyone's house and rammed a copy of my new book up their arse because they haven't bought it yet 😁
I wonder which will happen first?
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Also, I've never gone around to anyone's house and rammed a copy of my new book up their arse because they haven't bought it yet 😁
I wonder which will happen first?
😂
July 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I have never been part of a starter pack on here 😨
Also, I've never gone around to anyone's house and rammed a copy of my new book up their arse because they haven't bought it yet 😁
I wonder which will happen first?
😂
Also, I've never gone around to anyone's house and rammed a copy of my new book up their arse because they haven't bought it yet 😁
I wonder which will happen first?
😂
I never thought I'd see the day when fish fingers were nearly £9 😳
July 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I never thought I'd see the day when fish fingers were nearly £9 😳
The first review of my new book, 'The Assassins' Social Club 2'
"I loved reading it. Made me laugh out loud. Thank you, Rob. Very entertaining. I'm looking forward to The Assassins' Social Club #3, #4, and #5!"
If you want to laugh out loud...maybe you should buy it too?! 😊
"I loved reading it. Made me laugh out loud. Thank you, Rob. Very entertaining. I'm looking forward to The Assassins' Social Club #3, #4, and #5!"
If you want to laugh out loud...maybe you should buy it too?! 😊
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The first review of my new book, 'The Assassins' Social Club 2'
"I loved reading it. Made me laugh out loud. Thank you, Rob. Very entertaining. I'm looking forward to The Assassins' Social Club #3, #4, and #5!"
If you want to laugh out loud...maybe you should buy it too?! 😊
"I loved reading it. Made me laugh out loud. Thank you, Rob. Very entertaining. I'm looking forward to The Assassins' Social Club #3, #4, and #5!"
If you want to laugh out loud...maybe you should buy it too?! 😊
My new book is out today in paperback as well as Kindle.
Only buy it if you like escapism, laughter, warm characters, an interesting story...and homicidal monkeys.
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#booksky
Only buy it if you like escapism, laughter, warm characters, an interesting story...and homicidal monkeys.
😁
#booksky
June 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My new book is out today in paperback as well as Kindle.
Only buy it if you like escapism, laughter, warm characters, an interesting story...and homicidal monkeys.
😁
#booksky
Only buy it if you like escapism, laughter, warm characters, an interesting story...and homicidal monkeys.
😁
#booksky
There are lots of things in the world to annoy us but the worst has to be websites that load the button you need to click and then, as you go to click it, load other stuff that moves the button down the page so you end up clicking on something else.
Also, download my new book.
Also, download my new book.
June 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
There are lots of things in the world to annoy us but the worst has to be websites that load the button you need to click and then, as you go to click it, load other stuff that moves the button down the page so you end up clicking on something else.
Also, download my new book.
Also, download my new book.
I like a chat and my DMs are open but this is how not to do it...🙈😂
June 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I like a chat and my DMs are open but this is how not to do it...🙈😂
#booksky
Did you know....you could download the two most readable, interesting and fun books you'll ever read in your life for less than £5? Bargain!
Laughter, warm characters, exotic global locations, murder, mystery and homicidal monkeys! What's not to love?! 😁
Kindle
Did you know....you could download the two most readable, interesting and fun books you'll ever read in your life for less than £5? Bargain!
Laughter, warm characters, exotic global locations, murder, mystery and homicidal monkeys! What's not to love?! 😁
Kindle
June 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
#booksky
Did you know....you could download the two most readable, interesting and fun books you'll ever read in your life for less than £5? Bargain!
Laughter, warm characters, exotic global locations, murder, mystery and homicidal monkeys! What's not to love?! 😁
Kindle
Did you know....you could download the two most readable, interesting and fun books you'll ever read in your life for less than £5? Bargain!
Laughter, warm characters, exotic global locations, murder, mystery and homicidal monkeys! What's not to love?! 😁
Kindle
The Assassins' Social Club 2
A dark comedy of murder, mystery, intrigue, incompetence...and homicidal monkeys.
#writingcommunity
#booksky
#lufc fans - buy it now or I'll get Victor Orta back 😁
A dark comedy of murder, mystery, intrigue, incompetence...and homicidal monkeys.
#writingcommunity
#booksky
#lufc fans - buy it now or I'll get Victor Orta back 😁
June 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The Assassins' Social Club 2
A dark comedy of murder, mystery, intrigue, incompetence...and homicidal monkeys.
#writingcommunity
#booksky
#lufc fans - buy it now or I'll get Victor Orta back 😁
A dark comedy of murder, mystery, intrigue, incompetence...and homicidal monkeys.
#writingcommunity
#booksky
#lufc fans - buy it now or I'll get Victor Orta back 😁
I heard this...not sure how true it is but we have a new Director of Football coming in to help with transfers...
June 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I heard this...not sure how true it is but we have a new Director of Football coming in to help with transfers...
#booksky
For those of you who like escapism, humour, mystery and globe-trotting assassins, this was released yesterday and has already seen its first sales 😁
Kindle version available now, paperback in a few days.
The Assassins Social Club 2
For those of you who like escapism, humour, mystery and globe-trotting assassins, this was released yesterday and has already seen its first sales 😁
Kindle version available now, paperback in a few days.
The Assassins Social Club 2
June 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
#booksky
For those of you who like escapism, humour, mystery and globe-trotting assassins, this was released yesterday and has already seen its first sales 😁
Kindle version available now, paperback in a few days.
The Assassins Social Club 2
For those of you who like escapism, humour, mystery and globe-trotting assassins, this was released yesterday and has already seen its first sales 😁
Kindle version available now, paperback in a few days.
The Assassins Social Club 2
Are you struggling to find a gift for #FathersDay?
Does your dad tell dad jokes?
Are they.....a bit shit?
Get him this....high quality and original dad jokes to give the family a rest from the same four jokes he's been telling for the last ten years! 😁
Does your dad tell dad jokes?
Are they.....a bit shit?
Get him this....high quality and original dad jokes to give the family a rest from the same four jokes he's been telling for the last ten years! 😁
June 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Are you struggling to find a gift for #FathersDay?
Does your dad tell dad jokes?
Are they.....a bit shit?
Get him this....high quality and original dad jokes to give the family a rest from the same four jokes he's been telling for the last ten years! 😁
Does your dad tell dad jokes?
Are they.....a bit shit?
Get him this....high quality and original dad jokes to give the family a rest from the same four jokes he's been telling for the last ten years! 😁
June 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
As a potential serial killer, it's important to know how to dispose of the bodies.
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June 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
As a potential serial killer, it's important to know how to dispose of the bodies.
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Awesome!
I see your canal and raise you a bridge 😁
I see your canal and raise you a bridge 😁
May 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Awesome!
I see your canal and raise you a bridge 😁
I see your canal and raise you a bridge 😁
Did you know...?
It is scientifically proven that people who buy and enjoy my books do better in life than thsoe who don't.
It's true. My books are comedies and with no sense of humour you won't attract a mate or be able to overcome challenges at work and in life.
So buy, laugh and win at life.
It is scientifically proven that people who buy and enjoy my books do better in life than thsoe who don't.
It's true. My books are comedies and with no sense of humour you won't attract a mate or be able to overcome challenges at work and in life.
So buy, laugh and win at life.
May 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Did you know...?
It is scientifically proven that people who buy and enjoy my books do better in life than thsoe who don't.
It's true. My books are comedies and with no sense of humour you won't attract a mate or be able to overcome challenges at work and in life.
So buy, laugh and win at life.
It is scientifically proven that people who buy and enjoy my books do better in life than thsoe who don't.
It's true. My books are comedies and with no sense of humour you won't attract a mate or be able to overcome challenges at work and in life.
So buy, laugh and win at life.
May 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM