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Captain Quint
@captainquint.bsky.social
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I have come here to make shit photoshops, puns and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum
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Lunchtime heaven.
A picture of a crisps sandwich on on small plastic plate.
December 11, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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It's Christmas at the Quint's.
A Christmas living room scene. A large decorated Christmas is in the corner in the middle of the picture. On the left is a fireplace with lights garland. Mickey & Minnie mouse stockings are hanging from it and the fire is lit. On the right is a TV with Home Alone on it.
December 2, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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Forboding
Selfie of me (white male with cropped dark hair and short dark beard wearing a grey hoodie and smiling). In the background above me the fly is with ominous looking dark clouds with a full moon trying to pierce through.
November 30, 2023 at 9:08 AM
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6 Jokers. Who's your favourite? 😂
Selfie of me (white male with short dark beard in a black hoodie with the hood up. The hoodie is adorned with 5 different versions of the character The Joker. From to to Burton they are Jack Nicholson from the movie Batman. Joaquin Phoenix from the movie Joker. Mark Hamil from the Arkham videogames. Heath Ledger from movie The Dark Knight. Cesar Romero from the 60s TV series.
November 27, 2023 at 2:30 PM
captainquint.bsky.social
Haven't been on much as struck down by the dreaded man flu again. Still feel like shit but some traditions need to be kept so I present....
Peter of the movie Pulp Fiction. It has a white lady lying on her stomach on a bed with her feet up being her. She has black bobbed hair and a cigarette in the right hand. Her left hand lays on an open book which is face down and there's a handg in n right in front of her. She's wearing a black shirt, skirt and heels. The title of the movie on the poster had been replaced by the words FUCK MONDAY.
November 27, 2023 at 9:02 AM
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All together now....
Picture of Fred Schneider from Pop act the B-52's music video for 'Love Shack'. He's a white male with short wavy fair hair with his mouth open standing behind a silver retro mic in a black jacket with red lapel. There's a pink speech bubble coming from his mouth with yellow writing that reads "FUCK SHED BABY".
November 25, 2023 at 10:08 AM
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BMW drivers are the best. 😂
Picture of a silver BMW parked on the line that separates 2 parking spaces ensuring no one can park beside it because their car is more precious than all the other cars.
November 23, 2023 at 12:43 PM
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Dreamweaver.
Picture of a white male with dark hair and glasses. He's standing on a stage and reading from a ring binder.
November 22, 2023 at 11:57 PM
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Sorry T, I've been on an internet blackout at the behest of my wife tonight. Yes, I had a mask tonight but the bus was empty so took it off for the selfie.
Selfie of a white male with cropped black hair wearing a face mask in the style of the incredible Hulk's mouse and mouth.
November 22, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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First time on a bus since the start of COVID. #backofthebus
Selfie of me on a bus, a white male with cropped dark hair and beard wearing a black t-shirt, green & black checked shirt and black coat. I'm smiling and over my shoulder you can see a street light through the back window of the bus.
November 22, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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These
Mondays
Need
Terminated
Logo in the style of the old TMNT logo on a white background. The small red banner at the top reads 'AH FUCK IT'S' Bernie this is larger green arced writing it reads 'MONDAY'.
November 20, 2023 at 1:06 PM
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Reskeet with your best religious meme.

The absurdity of this one always tickles me
Meme with a picture of a white Jesus Christ figure shaking hands with a business man as another business man watches on. The text above the picture reads ' Jesus sealing the deal for all hotels to have his book in the bedside drawer'.
November 19, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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It's officially her time going by the radio today.
Picture from the movie The Shining when Jack Nicholson's face appears through the door. Jack's face has been replaced by the singer Mariah Carey. The text at the bottom of the picture is in red Christmasy lettering reads 'Here's Mariah'.
November 19, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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Anyone else just waiting for Christmas gifts for their annual underwear replenishment.
A picture of the head of superhero Spider-Man with holes torn in the mask to reveal the white male beneath.
November 17, 2023 at 4:24 PM
captainquint.bsky.social
Good morning folks. Have a fabulous Friday and remember, the cream always rises to the top.
Picture of wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage. He is a white male with long dark hair and beard. He is wearing a gold & black sequenced jacket and cowboy hat, with multicoloured sunglasses and fingerless gloves. He is smiling and holding his hands up to one side as if he's just caught an invisible football.
November 17, 2023 at 9:38 AM
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When's there insurrection,
at the capitol.
Who ya gonna blame....
Picture of a large black bus with a sign on the side which reads 'THE GHOST BUS TOURS'. Next to it stands a white male in a Ghostbusters uniform with a proton pack. His head has been replaced by US politician Clay Higgins. In large White letters on the picture it reads 'GHOST BUS'.
November 16, 2023 at 10:22 AM
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@markreel.bsky.social found your Christmas gift. 😂
A picture of a toy figure inside packaging. The label says MR. E.T. PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T PHONE HOME! The figure is off the alien from the movie E.T. who is brown with long arms and short legs. This version has the Mohawk, beard and gold chains of actor Mr. T.
November 15, 2023 at 11:47 AM
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Good morning folks. So the kids left this cute little picture on my desk before going to school this morning. Good to know when they think of me, they think of baldness & farts. 😂
A pencil drawing on a scrap of paper. It shows 4 stick figures. The main one is crouching with a cartoon gas cloud coming from it's butt. This character is labelled Daddy and has the added text 'Daddy is bald'. The other 3 stick figures are labelled Mummy, Eva & Joseph. They appear to have been blown away by the gas cloud and have Xs for eyes to signify they have died.
November 15, 2023 at 11:04 AM
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Revenge is mine. How'd ya like it ya big toothy bastard. 😂
A picture of a box of Jaws cereal. It's had a picture of a head of a great white shark beside a bowl of shark shaped multigrain shapes. The main text on the box reads JAWS FEEDING TIME
November 13, 2023 at 4:53 PM
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I'm reminded of a quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly...."One bastard goes in, another comes out".
A picture from the childrens cartoon Peppa Pig of mummy pig standing in a garden looking up at the sun. On the left of the picture is an image of a man in a yellow suit leaning out from behind a tree trunk rubbing his hands. His head has been replaced by Tory politician David Cameron with his eyes closed and look on his face as if very satisfied. The text at the top of the picture in white lettering reads 'FUCK MONDAY'.
November 13, 2023 at 11:22 AM
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Just told the wife I couldn't find the tin opener. Now she's away to look so I'm sitting here like this....
Picture of Jordan Peele with comical levels of sweat dripping down his face.
November 12, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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I had to stare at this for 5 mins before I could see it. I'm an idiot. 😂
Meme with the text 'I was checking this goat, dog, pig hybrid Chupacabra looking animal thing for way too long before I realised it...' Beneath the text is a picture of a small white dog twisting itself so it's actually hard to out which part of its face is which.
November 11, 2023 at 5:10 PM
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It's the usual Saturday folks, so down to mums with the kids for a feed. 😍
A top down photo of a small brown wicker like basket filled with croissants, pancakes and crumpets. It's sitting on a grey table and beside it are small white plates, knives, jar of jam, a bottle of maple syrup and a dish of butter.
November 11, 2023 at 11:35 AM
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Couldn't have said it better myself. 😂 🎮
A black & white picture of the videogame character Liu Kang from the game Mortal Kombat. He has long hair, a bandana, is shirtless and holding his fists as if ready for battle. The text on the picture reads "Jubudububudujubolobah!" - Liu Kang -
November 10, 2023 at 12:59 PM
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Gross I know, but made me laugh. 😂
Picture from the movie Matilda of a white male child with dark wavy hair and chocolate cake smeared all around his mouth. The caption above the picture reads 'Your ass waiting for you to finish looking at memes so that you can finally wipe it.'
November 10, 2023 at 12:23 AM