Captain Quint
@captainquint.bsky.social
I have come here to make shit photoshops, puns and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum
@markreel.bsky.social Happy birthday to one of the greatest men I know. Hope it's a good one mate.
January 6, 2024 at 10:28 AM
@markreel.bsky.social Happy birthday to one of the greatest men I know. Hope it's a good one mate.
December 11, 2023 at 12:41 PM
World you please, hold, the God damn hammering now.
December 7, 2023 at 8:25 PM
World you please, hold, the God damn hammering now.
It's Christmas at the Quint's.
December 2, 2023 at 6:35 PM
It's Christmas at the Quint's.
Me: I've dipped my balls in glitter honey.
Wife: That's pretty nuts.
Wife: That's pretty nuts.
December 1, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Me: I've dipped my balls in glitter honey.
Wife: That's pretty nuts.
Wife: That's pretty nuts.
Police: I'm sorry to inform you but your son burned his school to the ground.
Parents: Was it arson?
Police: Yes, definitely your son.
Parents: Was it arson?
Police: Yes, definitely your son.
November 27, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Police: I'm sorry to inform you but your son burned his school to the ground.
Parents: Was it arson?
Police: Yes, definitely your son.
Parents: Was it arson?
Police: Yes, definitely your son.
6 Jokers. Who's your favourite? 😂
November 27, 2023 at 2:30 PM
6 Jokers. Who's your favourite? 😂
Some things you never grow out of. I still feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious when I'm pushing my trolley round Tesco and come to an empty aisle. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
November 27, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Some things you never grow out of. I still feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious when I'm pushing my trolley round Tesco and come to an empty aisle. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Haven't been on much as struck down by the dreaded man flu again. Still feel like shit but some traditions need to be kept so I present....
November 27, 2023 at 9:02 AM
Haven't been on much as struck down by the dreaded man flu again. Still feel like shit but some traditions need to be kept so I present....
All together now....
November 25, 2023 at 10:08 AM
All together now....
BMW drivers are the best. 😂
November 23, 2023 at 12:43 PM
BMW drivers are the best. 😂
Off work today for a fun day of Santa shopping. Maybe one or two less beers would have been a good idea last night. Wish me luck. 😂
November 23, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Off work today for a fun day of Santa shopping. Maybe one or two less beers would have been a good idea last night. Wish me luck. 😂
First time on a bus since the start of COVID. #backofthebus
November 22, 2023 at 4:36 PM
First time on a bus since the start of COVID. #backofthebus
Thanks to @markreel.bsky.social for Marvel Midnight Suns which kept me up to 3am this morning. Work was a lot of fun today due to it, but at least I'm finished. Christmas market & Garth Marenghi you say. Don't mind if I do.
November 22, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Thanks to @markreel.bsky.social for Marvel Midnight Suns which kept me up to 3am this morning. Work was a lot of fun today due to it, but at least I'm finished. Christmas market & Garth Marenghi you say. Don't mind if I do.
Anyone else apologize when they're asked for a lighter and don't have one.
It's like saying sorry for not smoking, but I've always done it. 😂
It's like saying sorry for not smoking, but I've always done it. 😂
November 21, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Anyone else apologize when they're asked for a lighter and don't have one.
It's like saying sorry for not smoking, but I've always done it. 😂
It's like saying sorry for not smoking, but I've always done it. 😂
When I type in an email 'as per my previous email' just assume the 'ya fucking prick' is silent.
November 20, 2023 at 2:28 PM
When I type in an email 'as per my previous email' just assume the 'ya fucking prick' is silent.
These
Mondays
Need
Terminated
Mondays
Need
Terminated
November 20, 2023 at 1:06 PM
These
Mondays
Need
Terminated
Mondays
Need
Terminated
According to Tesco's lasagne packaging I'm a family of 4.
November 19, 2023 at 7:28 PM
According to Tesco's lasagne packaging I'm a family of 4.
Reskeet with your best religious meme.
The absurdity of this one always tickles me
The absurdity of this one always tickles me
November 19, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Reskeet with your best religious meme.
The absurdity of this one always tickles me
The absurdity of this one always tickles me
Just found out it's International Men's Day and told the wife.
Her response "seems like a non-event to me".
Her response "seems like a non-event to me".
November 19, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Just found out it's International Men's Day and told the wife.
Her response "seems like a non-event to me".
Her response "seems like a non-event to me".
It's officially her time going by the radio today.
November 19, 2023 at 3:38 PM
It's officially her time going by the radio today.
Just watched the Milli Vanilli documentary. I'm old enough to remember the general story from the time, but it was crazy seeing some of the finer details. Really worth a watch.
November 18, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Just watched the Milli Vanilli documentary. I'm old enough to remember the general story from the time, but it was crazy seeing some of the finer details. Really worth a watch.
Few messages to do today so missing the usual Saturday feed at mums. Just dropped the kids off so they'll still see the benefit. Currently jealous of my own children.
November 18, 2023 at 9:32 AM
Few messages to do today so missing the usual Saturday feed at mums. Just dropped the kids off so they'll still see the benefit. Currently jealous of my own children.