Gary Pearson
@captainpearson.bsky.social
Canadian comedy guy- touring show Middle Raged, with the wonderful Geri Hall. TV writer-MadTV, 22 Minutes, Corner Gas, Ron James. Created That's So Weird sketch show for YTV. With Dan Redican created Sunnyside. Marooned in Space! novel available at Amazon.
Toronto Maple Leafs have announced a 'strategic partnership' with the WWE. Finally, the Leafs can win the Stanley Cup! The games will be fake, but I'm about ready for that. #TorontoMapleLeafs #hockey #NHL #WWE #Leafs
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Toronto Maple Leafs have announced a 'strategic partnership' with the WWE. Finally, the Leafs can win the Stanley Cup! The games will be fake, but I'm about ready for that. #TorontoMapleLeafs #hockey #NHL #WWE #Leafs
Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.
Suicide prevention PSA plays on first televised Leaf game of the season and I think that makes total sense.
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Suicide prevention PSA plays on first televised Leaf game of the season and I think that makes total sense.
Do they ever pay for their lies? Grocery stores eligible for fines of up to $15,000 per incident, fined 0. Elbows Up and no Maple Washing.
September 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Do they ever pay for their lies? Grocery stores eligible for fines of up to $15,000 per incident, fined 0. Elbows Up and no Maple Washing.
"As God is my witness, I swear..."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."
August 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"As God is my witness, I swear..."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."
Note to CBS. It won't be enough, canceling Colbert. Just like the 16 mil payment on the nonsense 60 minutes nuisance suit wasn't enough. When bullies get what they want, they don't stop, they just demand more. It won't be enough until all your networks praise the Dear Leader 24/7.
July 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Note to CBS. It won't be enough, canceling Colbert. Just like the 16 mil payment on the nonsense 60 minutes nuisance suit wasn't enough. When bullies get what they want, they don't stop, they just demand more. It won't be enough until all your networks praise the Dear Leader 24/7.
Most Canadian thing I ever wrote was probably for Corner Gas when Oscar was stopped for a spot check by the Musical Ride Program. RCMP on horseback circling his car to music, checking if he'd had anything to drink. Cheers, Canada.
July 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Most Canadian thing I ever wrote was probably for Corner Gas when Oscar was stopped for a spot check by the Musical Ride Program. RCMP on horseback circling his car to music, checking if he'd had anything to drink. Cheers, Canada.
Come see us in Picton Ontario! Any Prince Edward County folks on here? Comedy fans? Please share!
June 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Come see us in Picton Ontario! Any Prince Edward County folks on here? Comedy fans? Please share!
Coming up! Middle Raged guests with the hilarious THE COINCIDENCE MEN!
April 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Coming up! Middle Raged guests with the hilarious THE COINCIDENCE MEN!
"Give Joe Sixpack beer at the gas station and send Helen Housewife a $200 cheque of her own money"- Monty Burns joke on the Simpsons or successful Doug Ford campaign?
February 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"Give Joe Sixpack beer at the gas station and send Helen Housewife a $200 cheque of her own money"- Monty Burns joke on the Simpsons or successful Doug Ford campaign?