Gary Pearson
@captainpearson.bsky.social
Canadian comedy guy- touring show Middle Raged, with the wonderful Geri Hall. TV writer-MadTV, 22 Minutes, Corner Gas, Ron James. Created That's So Weird sketch show for YTV. With Dan Redican created Sunnyside. Marooned in Space! novel available at Amazon.
Toronto Maple Leafs have announced a 'strategic partnership' with the WWE. Finally, the Leafs can win the Stanley Cup! The games will be fake, but I'm about ready for that. #TorontoMapleLeafs #hockey #NHL #WWE #Leafs
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Toronto Maple Leafs have announced a 'strategic partnership' with the WWE. Finally, the Leafs can win the Stanley Cup! The games will be fake, but I'm about ready for that. #TorontoMapleLeafs #hockey #NHL #WWE #Leafs
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Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.
Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the beautiful Westdale in Hamilton. Nov.1 and 2. Hilarious show, I promise. Tickets at Thewestdale.ca.
Last night in Oakville there were fireworks for Diwali and then later on for the Blue Jays. That’s the Canada I love. 🇨🇦
October 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Last night in Oakville there were fireworks for Diwali and then later on for the Blue Jays. That’s the Canada I love. 🇨🇦
Never before in my life have I got up every morning and the first thing I do is see if maybe, just maybe, in the night, he might have died.
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Never before in my life have I got up every morning and the first thing I do is see if maybe, just maybe, in the night, he might have died.
He's going to use the military against his own people. It's obvious that is where this is headed.
September 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
He's going to use the military against his own people. It's obvious that is where this is headed.
Beer everywhere, and no speed cameras. Is Ontario being run by a 17 year old boy?
September 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Beer everywhere, and no speed cameras. Is Ontario being run by a 17 year old boy?
Got to give Trump credit for stopping the war between Aberbajan and Acid-o-minofin.
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Got to give Trump credit for stopping the war between Aberbajan and Acid-o-minofin.
Hard to know how to stop Trump but it looks like a broken escalator might do it.
September 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hard to know how to stop Trump but it looks like a broken escalator might do it.
I took Tylenol when my wife was pregnant and now the immigrants.
-science
-science
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I took Tylenol when my wife was pregnant and now the immigrants.
-science
-science
Pretty good response to Trump's UN speech, from 'He's a fucking lunatic' to 'Someone get Grandpa his slippers and put him to bed'.
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Pretty good response to Trump's UN speech, from 'He's a fucking lunatic' to 'Someone get Grandpa his slippers and put him to bed'.
No rapture for me. If you were taken up, text me where i can get your stuff.
September 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
No rapture for me. If you were taken up, text me where i can get your stuff.
Trump linking Tylenol to autism at a big press event makes me think they should release the Epstein Files.
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Trump linking Tylenol to autism at a big press event makes me think they should release the Epstein Files.
Considering the White House is suggesting Tylenol during pregnancy causes autism, it makes me think they should release the Epstein files.
September 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Considering the White House is suggesting Tylenol during pregnancy causes autism, it makes me think they should release the Epstein files.
Suicide prevention PSA plays on first televised Leaf game of the season and I think that makes total sense.
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Suicide prevention PSA plays on first televised Leaf game of the season and I think that makes total sense.
I assume my son didn't get into the Gifted Program at school because he asked if they handed out gifts.
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I assume my son didn't get into the Gifted Program at school because he asked if they handed out gifts.
Do they ever pay for their lies? Grocery stores eligible for fines of up to $15,000 per incident, fined 0. Elbows Up and no Maple Washing.
September 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Do they ever pay for their lies? Grocery stores eligible for fines of up to $15,000 per incident, fined 0. Elbows Up and no Maple Washing.
Every kid of about 14 or so should read A Handmaid's Tale. I'm looking at you, Alberta.
August 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every kid of about 14 or so should read A Handmaid's Tale. I'm looking at you, Alberta.
I remember flying into New York soon after 9-11 and seeing soldiers in full battle gear at the airport. It didn't put me at ease. More guys standing around with guns doesn't make me feel safe, it makes me tense. I suspect visiting DC is like that now. Feeling free means not having to see that.
August 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I remember flying into New York soon after 9-11 and seeing soldiers in full battle gear at the airport. It didn't put me at ease. More guys standing around with guns doesn't make me feel safe, it makes me tense. I suspect visiting DC is like that now. Feeling free means not having to see that.
In the 'super hero Chris department' we've gone from the stellar heights of Chris Reeve, all the way down to rock bottom of Chris Pratt.
August 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
In the 'super hero Chris department' we've gone from the stellar heights of Chris Reeve, all the way down to rock bottom of Chris Pratt.
"As God is my witness, I swear..."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."
August 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"As God is my witness, I swear..."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."
"Wait, I'm going to hold you right there. God is a terrible witness. Never shows up in court, has no phone or email. Completely unaccountable."
The thing to remember about crime in DC is that Trump is in the Epstein files.
August 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The thing to remember about crime in DC is that Trump is in the Epstein files.
Crime is an issue in Washington DC.
There’s even a convicted felon in the White House!
There’s even a convicted felon in the White House!
August 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Crime is an issue in Washington DC.
There’s even a convicted felon in the White House!
There’s even a convicted felon in the White House!
Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell has died, proving the curse of anyone who has gone to space!
(He was 97)
(He was 97)
August 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell has died, proving the curse of anyone who has gone to space!
(He was 97)
(He was 97)