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Captain Marvelous
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I do QA on games and also create things sometimes.
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December 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It's also worth noting it's not just one mob but it seems to have been added to the spawn pool of Coerthas West. If you believe the BST theory it means that there may be new spawns added all across the world that enable BST taming/combat/battle/etc.
December 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
For some reason, a Level 1 <Blank> deer spawns in Coerthas Western Highlands. This patch had absolutely nothing going on in nor near Ishgard so it just randomly appeared. The prevailing theory is that it's an unfinished Beastmaster Mob that will spawn in that section of the overworld.
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Love how it's always "We can make games faster and get them out in under a year!" but it's never "We can make the game better".

Sure it's objectively worse than what we're putting out but DUDE it's fast! We're still charging $80 for it though. Ahem.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
That's crazy considering like...everything else about the patch. Especially the .
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I think all 8.0 needs is a really strong hook. One of the things that hurt DT (and one of the things Yoshi P called out) is that there was zero build-up. Supposedly 7.5 will be "a whirlwind" patch (Whatever that means) that sets the stage for 8.0
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Pat's feelings on it have changed. Basically the further distant he's been from playing it, the more he's come to be negative on it.

I think the last patch he got up to was like 7.2? He said he'd play when he has more time but it seems that the longer away he's been, the less excited he's been.
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I had to explain to my mom when she was playing a bunch of free mobile games:

"Cap, why do they keep showing me all these ads?"

"Because they want you to pay for no-ads mom."

"But don't they know I'll never buy any of them!?"

"No, Mom, they want you to get so annoyed you cave and do it."
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hell yeah, this game is sick.

Big question is if we get hyper-focused gamer Pat or philosophy debate Pat.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cold glass of water when you wake up/shortly after you wake up is an IRL health potion.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Epic did offer a free games every week or so but again that's how far you have to go to compete with steam...and even then, why would I -ever- get rid of steam? Most of my games are on here and they don't transfer so throwing away steam is the equivalent to burning a few thousand dollars.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If it were more like WoW where alts aplenty yeah I get you but XIV? Way harder sell.

Though my gut feeling is 8.0 will let you start in DT if you want as a new adventurer and ARR-EW will have a recap questline detailing the former WoL's ventures. (Easier to do if you make a new character)
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As sensible as it'd be to close off John Endwalker's story and start anew it's suicide to take away an MMO player's main and tell them "They died you cant use them anymore" ESPECIALLY when XIV puts such heavy emphasis on playing one single character.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Also paid games have to compete with massive f2p giants like Fortnite, Roblox, etc.

Dropping ~$10 on a battlepass or a skin for a game you're going to play every day you get home from work for free is a lot easier than spending $60+ on a 40 hour RPG.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Unfortunately that is what MMOs have devolved into. Getting into Legion Remix raids on higher difficulties (A 4-fun mode where everyone has turbo-powered stuff) still has people rejecting for not having a big enough number so they can blitz through this content ASAP.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I wouldn't even call it an RPG at this point people want to treat the game as a 15/month visual novel with a bonus post-novel chatroom.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
14's reward system in general is the #1 thing that needs an overhaul. DT has improved some aspects but everything is too damn easy to get and stuff that's hard to get sucks. The 4-seater mount in Golden Saucer costs 4 million mgp. The 4-seater OC mount...can be gotten in like 1 afternoon of grinding
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
On this topic, 8.0's goal is apparently to reduce the homogenization 14's undergone since ShB onward. Do you believe they can do it because EVERY space I've been in has had zero faith in CBU3 actually delivering on this promise.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh. And Frontline PVP. That always has chatters in it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM