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Kraken
@captainkrakenuwu.bsky.social
(He/Him)
Streamer, Tech Guy, DM, Wrestling Enthusiast, LARPer

Always hopeful for a better tomorrow

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When you’re cute as the dickens but also love the inherent violence and brutality of football on Thanksgiving. #motorcitymade
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒

Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️

Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Hades II – v1.0 Launch Trailer (Coming Sep. 25!)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Food for thought: If you're a gamer like myself that is sick and tired of all the AAA corporate BS, consider retro gaming or playing through that backlog you got. Give a new franchise or an indie dev a shot, who knows it may just be your next favorite! Hit me with them recomendations please and ty!
September 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Forgive me if I seem like I lack empathy for someone that has made a career out of spewing hate and division. But condemnation and numbness are the types of reactions you should expect from people regarding the subject matter if that is truly how people recognize you....
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported.

Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad.

We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I miss the days where I wasn't worried about tomorrow... I miss simplicity...
September 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
As a rule, I wish death on NO ONE. If I did, that'd make me a hypocrite. Are we able to admit that we have a gun violence issue yet? Or are we saying it's all still worth it? This didn't have to happen.
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Additionally, we're about to see a lot of violence and legislature against particular communities now... likely as retaliation. This act may set back a lot of progress and put an entire group of people as a scapegoat. Everyone stay safe.
August 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The tragedy of this shooting is that with ONE action, each one of the families has a wound that will never recover. 2 dead, 17 injured, and even more traumatized due to the actions of one person. With an administration like this one, I believe we will not see gun reform... this is just normal now...
August 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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What a beautiful ribbon eel… 😊
July 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I appreciate wrestling... I LOVE wrestling... but the content that I review and post about going forward will be regarding AEW and NJPW. No disrespect to the decent talent and human beings that I admire that still work for that other company... I just can't justify this new "partnership". So fuck em
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This honestly didn't even feel like the same timeline.... what a difference between then and now

youtu.be/95KTrtzOY-g?...
The Colbert Report - President Obama Delivers The Decree
YouTube video by Comedy Central
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So I tuned into Raw to see how things were going... I have a few questions... if Raw is on Netflix now, why are they still putting ads in awkward places like during matches and entrances..? Like... am I the only one who finds this incredibly dumb? Also these guys have the WORST sponsors...
July 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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45 seconds of Zen, Helmcken Falls edition.
July 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
These pocasters and pundits ask a lot of questions like "Where is the list?" "Why are they keeping it from us?" "Who is on that list?"

If they get any closer to the answer, they'd practically be grabbing it by the-... well you know...

As for the rest of us... we really don't need to ask do we..?
a man in a tuxedo says so close on a stage
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says so close on a stage
media.tenor.com
July 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When you campaign on conspiracy theories to then BECOME a conspiracy theory yourself....
a close up of an older man 's face with the words `` ironic '' written on his face .
ALT: a close up of an older man 's face with the words `` ironic '' written on his face .
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July 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Who made this 😂
July 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Morning friends
July 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When I was in grade school I had to do a creative writing story that involved an adventure, a treasure, a beautiful girl, and a ship. I got an 'A' on the assignment. The opening sentence of the paper read as follows....

"There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was king of the pirates."
July 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Goose and a Watermelon.
July 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wait so he WASN'T a pro-peace president?? He was LYING???
Surprised Pikachu GIF
ALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF
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June 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Even Mother Nature is done with Felon47’s bullshit.
June 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM