𝔗𝔥𝔢𝕹𝖔𝖗ᛏ𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖓™🖖🪓💀
@captainkirt.kirt.me.uk
I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag baby... 🤟
Cartoons, blogging, cycling, heathenism, life.
Creator of the Northman Webcomic.
http://links.kirt.me.uk
Cartoons, blogging, cycling, heathenism, life.
Creator of the Northman Webcomic.
http://links.kirt.me.uk
Pinned
𝔄𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔢 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣...
I'm a 50+ year old bloke who was born and lives in the heart of Viking Britain, Yorkshire.
I'm a 50+ year old bloke who was born and lives in the heart of Viking Britain, Yorkshire.
This modern man of the North attempts to connect with the outside world. But in true Northman fashion, a lovely walk turns into a bit of a wilderness adventure! 🤣
Find out how they escape this time at northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#northman #webcomic #viking #midgard #outdoors
Find out how they escape this time at northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#northman #webcomic #viking #midgard #outdoors
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This modern man of the North attempts to connect with the outside world. But in true Northman fashion, a lovely walk turns into a bit of a wilderness adventure! 🤣
Find out how they escape this time at northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#northman #webcomic #viking #midgard #outdoors
Find out how they escape this time at northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#northman #webcomic #viking #midgard #outdoors
When Northman decides it's time to get back out into nature a simple walk quickly turns into a question of location! Maybe he should have packed a satnav instead of just his horned helmet. Check out my latest webcomic. northman.kirt.me.uk or @northman.kirt.me.uk
#comicstrip #vikinglife #familywalk
#comicstrip #vikinglife #familywalk
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When Northman decides it's time to get back out into nature a simple walk quickly turns into a question of location! Maybe he should have packed a satnav instead of just his horned helmet. Check out my latest webcomic. northman.kirt.me.uk or @northman.kirt.me.uk
#comicstrip #vikinglife #familywalk
#comicstrip #vikinglife #familywalk
A week after being hit: recovery is slow but steady. Sharing my story of the crash, the pain, and why, even with a badly sprained back, I won't let this stop me from getting back on two wheels.
blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/down...
#Cyclist #InjuryRecovery #UKBlog #Cycling
blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/down...
#Cyclist #InjuryRecovery #UKBlog #Cycling
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A week after being hit: recovery is slow but steady. Sharing my story of the crash, the pain, and why, even with a badly sprained back, I won't let this stop me from getting back on two wheels.
blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/down...
#Cyclist #InjuryRecovery #UKBlog #Cycling
blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/down...
#Cyclist #InjuryRecovery #UKBlog #Cycling
Our hero takes the little one and the dog for a walk on the wild side. Looks like they've gone a bit too far off the beaten path! 😬 Check out my latest webcomic exclusively on my website the day before other platforms 👉northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Our hero takes the little one and the dog for a walk on the wild side. Looks like they've gone a bit too far off the beaten path! 😬 Check out my latest webcomic exclusively on my website the day before other platforms 👉northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist
I've been quiet on SM since the RTC. I've been struggling a bit - the pain has been difficult to live with. Thankfully I'm getting there and the recovery time according to the NHS website is 2-8 weeks.
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I've been quiet on SM since the RTC. I've been struggling a bit - the pain has been difficult to live with. Thankfully I'm getting there and the recovery time according to the NHS website is 2-8 weeks.
Hit by a car, down in a split second. 💥 My new post details the terrifying night in A&E, the searing pain, and fearing a life-changing back injury after a cycling collision. A lucky escape, but a tough road. Read the full candid story:
blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/down...
#Cycling #RTC #RoadSafety
blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/down...
#Cycling #RTC #RoadSafety
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hit by a car, down in a split second. 💥 My new post details the terrifying night in A&E, the searing pain, and fearing a life-changing back injury after a cycling collision. A lucky escape, but a tough road. Read the full candid story:
blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/down...
#Cycling #RTC #RoadSafety
blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/down...
#Cycling #RTC #RoadSafety
Pension planning? No problem! our hero is confidently planning his retirement for the next few years, leaving his Financial Advisor completely impressed. What's the genius strategy behind this Viking's financial success?
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Pension planning? No problem! our hero is confidently planning his retirement for the next few years, leaving his Financial Advisor completely impressed. What's the genius strategy behind this Viking's financial success?
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
NEW WEBCOMIC EXCLUSIVELY ON MY WEBSITE: Northman is meeting with his financial advisor and announces big plans: He's retiring in the next few years! 💰
Catch it the day before other platforms here👉 northman.kirt.me.uk
Catch it the day before other platforms here👉 northman.kirt.me.uk
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
NEW WEBCOMIC EXCLUSIVELY ON MY WEBSITE: Northman is meeting with his financial advisor and announces big plans: He's retiring in the next few years! 💰
Catch it the day before other platforms here👉 northman.kirt.me.uk
Catch it the day before other platforms here👉 northman.kirt.me.uk
I HATE reality TV... but I have a couple of massive exceptions (Bake Off is one). 🤫
Plus, why expensive sports paywalls are ruining TV. Substance over Spectacle: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...
#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #TheBill #BakeOff #Reruns #SciFi #FragmentedViewing #UKTV
Plus, why expensive sports paywalls are ruining TV. Substance over Spectacle: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...
#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #TheBill #BakeOff #Reruns #SciFi #FragmentedViewing #UKTV
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I HATE reality TV... but I have a couple of massive exceptions (Bake Off is one). 🤫
Plus, why expensive sports paywalls are ruining TV. Substance over Spectacle: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...
#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #TheBill #BakeOff #Reruns #SciFi #FragmentedViewing #UKTV
Plus, why expensive sports paywalls are ruining TV. Substance over Spectacle: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...
#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #TheBill #BakeOff #Reruns #SciFi #FragmentedViewing #UKTV
I've perfected the cynical eye-roll for reality TV. 😒
Modern viewing is fragmented, paywalled, and lacks substance. I explain why I stick to reruns of The Bill and classic sci-fi.
Read my viewing manifesto: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...
#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #Reruns #UKTV
Modern viewing is fragmented, paywalled, and lacks substance. I explain why I stick to reruns of The Bill and classic sci-fi.
Read my viewing manifesto: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...
#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #Reruns #UKTV
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I've perfected the cynical eye-roll for reality TV. 😒
Modern viewing is fragmented, paywalled, and lacks substance. I explain why I stick to reruns of The Bill and classic sci-fi.
Read my viewing manifesto: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...
#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #Reruns #UKTV
Modern viewing is fragmented, paywalled, and lacks substance. I explain why I stick to reruns of The Bill and classic sci-fi.
Read my viewing manifesto: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...
#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #Reruns #UKTV
WHISPER. MUTTER. MUTTER. Our hero is famous! ...Or is he? 😂
It's an awkward moment in the new comic. See why everyone is staring in this week's webcomic here 👉👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist #webtoons #vikingcartoon
It's an awkward moment in the new comic. See why everyone is staring in this week's webcomic here 👉👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist #webtoons #vikingcartoon
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
WHISPER. MUTTER. MUTTER. Our hero is famous! ...Or is he? 😂
It's an awkward moment in the new comic. See why everyone is staring in this week's webcomic here 👉👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist #webtoons #vikingcartoon
It's an awkward moment in the new comic. See why everyone is staring in this week's webcomic here 👉👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist #webtoons #vikingcartoon
That feeling when you finally think you're getting recognition for all your hard work... Only it's for something completely different. 😬
Our hero's big moment of fame might not be what he hoped for. See the full, hilarious strip here northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic
Our hero's big moment of fame might not be what he hoped for. See the full, hilarious strip here northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That feeling when you finally think you're getting recognition for all your hard work... Only it's for something completely different. 😬
Our hero's big moment of fame might not be what he hoped for. See the full, hilarious strip here northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic
Our hero's big moment of fame might not be what he hoped for. See the full, hilarious strip here northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic
Knocked off my bike riding home from work last night. Taken to hospital on a spinal board and still in A&E. Doctor is confident its nothing permanent but having an x-ray just in case. Apparently there's a lot of pain in my recovery.
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Knocked off my bike riding home from work last night. Taken to hospital on a spinal board and still in A&E. Doctor is confident its nothing permanent but having an x-ray just in case. Apparently there's a lot of pain in my recovery.
What is your practice for Samhain? I contrast the commercial frenzy of Halloween with the deep, personal reflection required to honour those who came before. My quiet ritual of thanks and remembrance is my true way to mark the Celtic New Year.
New post here blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
#BlogPost
New post here blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
#BlogPost
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What is your practice for Samhain? I contrast the commercial frenzy of Halloween with the deep, personal reflection required to honour those who came before. My quiet ritual of thanks and remembrance is my true way to mark the Celtic New Year.
New post here blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
#BlogPost
New post here blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
#BlogPost
We all want our moment of fame. Our hero thinks he's finally found his! 🎉
Crowds are gathering, whispers are starting... Is this the start of his legendary recognition or is it something a little more awkward? Find out why in the new comic!
Read here 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
Crowds are gathering, whispers are starting... Is this the start of his legendary recognition or is it something a little more awkward? Find out why in the new comic!
Read here 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We all want our moment of fame. Our hero thinks he's finally found his! 🎉
Crowds are gathering, whispers are starting... Is this the start of his legendary recognition or is it something a little more awkward? Find out why in the new comic!
Read here 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
Crowds are gathering, whispers are starting... Is this the start of his legendary recognition or is it something a little more awkward? Find out why in the new comic!
Read here 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
Northman thinks he's finally found fame, but the whispers in the crowd are about something much more awkward! 😂 Get the punchline and the full, hilarious strip right now—before it's officially released!
💥 PRE-RELEASE EXCLUSIVE: northman.kirt.me.uk
#WebcomicExclusive #NewComic #ComicStrip
💥 PRE-RELEASE EXCLUSIVE: northman.kirt.me.uk
#WebcomicExclusive #NewComic #ComicStrip
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Northman thinks he's finally found fame, but the whispers in the crowd are about something much more awkward! 😂 Get the punchline and the full, hilarious strip right now—before it's officially released!
💥 PRE-RELEASE EXCLUSIVE: northman.kirt.me.uk
#WebcomicExclusive #NewComic #ComicStrip
💥 PRE-RELEASE EXCLUSIVE: northman.kirt.me.uk
#WebcomicExclusive #NewComic #ComicStrip
As the veil thins for Samhain/Álfablót, I share my deeply personal, reflective practice for honouring my ancestors—it's about quiet gratitude and spiritual connection. A much-needed perspective on this ancient festival.
BETWEEN THE ANCESTORS AND THE ELVES is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
BETWEEN THE ANCESTORS AND THE ELVES is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
As the veil thins for Samhain/Álfablót, I share my deeply personal, reflective practice for honouring my ancestors—it's about quiet gratitude and spiritual connection. A much-needed perspective on this ancient festival.
BETWEEN THE ANCESTORS AND THE ELVES is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
BETWEEN THE ANCESTORS AND THE ELVES is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
This year's special Halloween/Samhain/Álfablót comic concludes with a mind-bending question: What if we are the ghosts? " See the big reveal in the final part of our spooky tale!
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This year's special Halloween/Samhain/Álfablót comic concludes with a mind-bending question: What if we are the ghosts? " See the big reveal in the final part of our spooky tale!
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
Small gatherings. Familiar faces. A stranger telling your story.
I reflect on what matters when life ends, and how we might want to be remembered.
New post: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/two-...
#funeral #legacy #family
I reflect on what matters when life ends, and how we might want to be remembered.
New post: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/two-...
#funeral #legacy #family
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Small gatherings. Familiar faces. A stranger telling your story.
I reflect on what matters when life ends, and how we might want to be remembered.
New post: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/two-...
#funeral #legacy #family
I reflect on what matters when life ends, and how we might want to be remembered.
New post: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/two-...
#funeral #legacy #family
This year's special Halloween/Samhain/Álfablót comic concludes with a mind-bending question: What if we are the ghosts? See the big reveal in the final part of our spooky tale!
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This year's special Halloween/Samhain/Álfablót comic concludes with a mind-bending question: What if we are the ghosts? See the big reveal in the final part of our spooky tale!
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts
Dave Grohl is reading the CBeebies bedtime story!
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dave Grohl is reading the CBeebies bedtime story!
Tomorrow I publish a brand new blogpost. Catch up with my other posts now. blog.kirt.me.uk
#blog #blogger #maleblogger #vikingblogger #middleagedblogger #ukblog #ukblogger #lifestyle #beard #beardedblogger #bloggingmylife #guysthatblog
#blog #blogger #maleblogger #vikingblogger #middleagedblogger #ukblog #ukblogger #lifestyle #beard #beardedblogger #bloggingmylife #guysthatblog
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Tomorrow I publish a brand new blogpost. Catch up with my other posts now. blog.kirt.me.uk
#blog #blogger #maleblogger #vikingblogger #middleagedblogger #ukblog #ukblogger #lifestyle #beard #beardedblogger #bloggingmylife #guysthatblog
#blog #blogger #maleblogger #vikingblogger #middleagedblogger #ukblog #ukblogger #lifestyle #beard #beardedblogger #bloggingmylife #guysthatblog
My TV licence has apparently expired. I wonder what country's TV I was licenced to watch.
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My TV licence has apparently expired. I wonder what country's TV I was licenced to watch.
Who's twisted sick idea were these?
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Who's twisted sick idea were these?
BRAND NEW! Second and final part of my spooky special webcomic.
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts #TemporalParadox #SciFiFantasy #Webcomic #ComicStrip #Northman #Viking #SpookySeason #PaganHumour #MindBending
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts #TemporalParadox #SciFiFantasy #Webcomic #ComicStrip #Northman #Viking #SpookySeason #PaganHumour #MindBending
October 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BRAND NEW! Second and final part of my spooky special webcomic.
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts #TemporalParadox #SciFiFantasy #Webcomic #ComicStrip #Northman #Viking #SpookySeason #PaganHumour #MindBending
northman.kirt.me.uk
or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts #TemporalParadox #SciFiFantasy #Webcomic #ComicStrip #Northman #Viking #SpookySeason #PaganHumour #MindBending