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I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag baby... 🤟
Cartoons, blogging, cycling, heathenism, life.

Creator of the Northman Webcomic.
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𝔗𝔥𝔢𝕹𝖔𝖗ᛏ𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖓™🖖🪓💀 @captainkirt.kirt.me.uk · Jun 3
𝔄𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔢 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣...

I'm a 50+ year old bloke who was born and lives in the heart of Viking Britain, Yorkshire.
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Pension planning? No problem! our hero is confidently planning his retirement for the next few years, leaving his Financial Advisor completely impressed. What's the genius strategy behind this Viking's financial success?

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or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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NEW WEBCOMIC EXCLUSIVELY ON MY WEBSITE: Northman is meeting with his financial advisor and announces big plans: He's retiring in the next few years! 💰

Catch it the day before other platforms here👉 northman.kirt.me.uk
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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I HATE reality TV... but I have a couple of massive exceptions (Bake Off is one). 🤫

Plus, why expensive sports paywalls are ruining TV. Substance over Spectacle: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...

#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #TheBill #BakeOff #Reruns #SciFi #FragmentedViewing #UKTV
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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I've perfected the cynical eye-roll for reality TV. 😒

Modern viewing is fragmented, paywalled, and lacks substance. I explain why I stick to reruns of The Bill and classic sci-fi.

Read my viewing manifesto: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/11/tele...

#Television #RealityTV #TVManifesto #Reruns #UKTV
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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WHISPER. MUTTER. MUTTER. Our hero is famous! ...Or is he? 😂

It's an awkward moment in the new comic. See why everyone is staring in this week's webcomic here 👉👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist #webtoons #vikingcartoon
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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That feeling when you finally think you're getting recognition for all your hard work... Only it's for something completely different. 😬

Our hero's big moment of fame might not be what he hoped for. See the full, hilarious strip here northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#webcomic
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Knocked off my bike riding home from work last night. Taken to hospital on a spinal board and still in A&E. Doctor is confident its nothing permanent but having an x-ray just in case. Apparently there's a lot of pain in my recovery.
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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What is your practice for Samhain? I contrast the commercial frenzy of Halloween with the deep, personal reflection required to honour those who came before. My quiet ritual of thanks and remembrance is my true way to mark the Celtic New Year.

New post here blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
#BlogPost
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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We all want our moment of fame. Our hero thinks he's finally found his! 🎉
Crowds are gathering, whispers are starting... Is this the start of his legendary recognition or is it something a little more awkward? Find out why in the new comic!

Read here 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Northman thinks he's finally found fame, but the whispers in the crowd are about something much more awkward! 😂 Get the punchline and the full, hilarious strip right now—before it's officially released!

💥 PRE-RELEASE EXCLUSIVE: northman.kirt.me.uk
#WebcomicExclusive #NewComic #ComicStrip
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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As the veil thins for Samhain/Álfablót, I share my deeply personal, reflective practice for honouring my ancestors—it's about quiet gratitude and spiritual connection. A much-needed perspective on this ancient festival.

BETWEEN THE ANCESTORS AND THE ELVES is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/betw...
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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This year's special Halloween/Samhain/Álfablót comic concludes with a mind-bending question: What if we are the ghosts? " See the big reveal in the final part of our spooky tale!

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November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Small gatherings. Familiar faces. A stranger telling your story.
I reflect on what matters when life ends, and how we might want to be remembered.
New post: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/two-...
#funeral #legacy #family
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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This year's special Halloween/Samhain/Álfablót comic concludes with a mind-bending question: What if we are the ghosts? See the big reveal in the final part of our spooky tale!
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or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Dave Grohl is reading the CBeebies bedtime story!
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Tomorrow I publish a brand new blogpost. Catch up with my other posts now. blog.kirt.me.uk

#blog #blogger #maleblogger #vikingblogger #middleagedblogger #ukblog #ukblogger #lifestyle #beard #beardedblogger #bloggingmylife #guysthatblog
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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My TV licence has apparently expired. I wonder what country's TV I was licenced to watch.
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Who's twisted sick idea were these?
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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BRAND NEW! Second and final part of my spooky special webcomic.
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#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts #TemporalParadox #SciFiFantasy #Webcomic #ComicStrip #Northman #Viking #SpookySeason #PaganHumour #MindBending
October 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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“Do people write their own eulogies?”
That thought kept me awake after attending three services this year.
I share my thoughts on funerals, life highlights and what happens next in my latest post: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/two-...
#introspection #mortality #writing
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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EXCLUSIVE PART TWO OF MY WEBCOMIC... Catch the conclusion of my spooky tale exclusively on my website now, the day before it lands on other platforms.
Check it out now here 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk
#HalloweenSpecial #Samhain #Alfablot #TimeTravel #FutureGhosts #TemporalParadox #Webcomic #ComicStrip
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Attended three funerals this year — and it got me thinking: when it’s our turn, will a stranger sum up our whole lives in five minutes?
Dive deeper in my new blog post: blog.kirt.me.uk/2025/10/two-...
#memories #funeral #authenticity
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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What's creepier than an old haunted house? Being in one with your friend, Cuthbert. The adventure starts here! 😱
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#webcomic #webtoon #webcomics #cartoon #comicartist #webtoons #vikingcartoon
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Cuthbert is back! He dragged Northman to the most dilapidated, haunted house he could find, all in the name of science... or madness. Why here? What is Cuthbert hoping to test?

Get the full story in this week's WEBCOMIC - northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#webcomic #webtoon #cartoon
October 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Hero + Friend + Haunted House = High Risk. Cuthbert has a plan, and it involves a building that hasn't seen a living soul in decades. See if they survive the meeting here 👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk

#Webcomic #GhostStory #HauntedHouse #Paranormal #Northman #ComicStrip
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM