𝔗𝔥𝔢𝕹𝖔𝖗ᛏ𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖓™🖖🪓💀
@captainkirt.kirt.me.uk
I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag baby... 🤟
Cartoons, blogging, cycling, heathenism, life.
Creator of the Northman Webcomic.
http://links.kirt.me.uk
Cartoons, blogging, cycling, heathenism, life.
Creator of the Northman Webcomic.
http://links.kirt.me.uk
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𝔄𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔢 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣...
I'm a 50+ year old bloke who was born and lives in the heart of Viking Britain, Yorkshire.
I'm a 50+ year old bloke who was born and lives in the heart of Viking Britain, Yorkshire.
The 3rd part of our hero's adventure in the 'real world' is live everywhere. Catch up now.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
The 3rd part of our hero's adventure in the 'real world' is live everywhere. Catch up now.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
EXCLUSIVE- The next instalment of the latest adventure sees our hero face to face with his creator... and it's all about to get weirder!
It's live on my website a full day before it his the socials.
northman.kirt.me.uk
It's live on my website a full day before it his the socials.
northman.kirt.me.uk
February 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
EXCLUSIVE- The next instalment of the latest adventure sees our hero face to face with his creator... and it's all about to get weirder!
It's live on my website a full day before it his the socials.
northman.kirt.me.uk
It's live on my website a full day before it his the socials.
northman.kirt.me.uk
Ever feel like the "powers that be" are just moving pieces around for the sake of it? ♟️It’s a bit of a battle at work lately, but luckily I’ve had some milestone family memories to keep me grounded.
🔗 blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/if-i...
#NorthernLife #ShiftWork #Northman #WorkBalance #Jorvikshire
🔗 blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/if-i...
#NorthernLife #ShiftWork #Northman #WorkBalance #Jorvikshire
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever feel like the "powers that be" are just moving pieces around for the sake of it? ♟️It’s a bit of a battle at work lately, but luckily I’ve had some milestone family memories to keep me grounded.
🔗 blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/if-i...
#NorthernLife #ShiftWork #Northman #WorkBalance #Jorvikshire
🔗 blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/if-i...
#NorthernLife #ShiftWork #Northman #WorkBalance #Jorvikshire
Creating 'The Real World' required a bit of a reality shift in my process, too. 🎨
I’ve blended my original character work and storytelling with AI-augmented backgrounds to create that contrast between the comic realm and 'our' world.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
I’ve blended my original character work and storytelling with AI-augmented backgrounds to create that contrast between the comic realm and 'our' world.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
January 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Creating 'The Real World' required a bit of a reality shift in my process, too. 🎨
I’ve blended my original character work and storytelling with AI-augmented backgrounds to create that contrast between the comic realm and 'our' world.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
I’ve blended my original character work and storytelling with AI-augmented backgrounds to create that contrast between the comic realm and 'our' world.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
I just signed the campaign calling to save our swifts, by calling for the UK Government to follow Scotland's lead and make it the law for all new houses to be built with "swift bricks" - safe places for these birds to nest. Will you join me? 38d.gs/sb_ps_ot
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I just signed the campaign calling to save our swifts, by calling for the UK Government to follow Scotland's lead and make it the law for all new houses to be built with "swift bricks" - safe places for these birds to nest. Will you join me? 38d.gs/sb_ps_ot
The barrier between worlds has officially shattered! Northman just took a tumble through a vortex and landed... well, right behind me.
Seeing your own creation come to life is one thing, but seeing him judge your drawing skills is quite another.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
Seeing your own creation come to life is one thing, but seeing him judge your drawing skills is quite another.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The barrier between worlds has officially shattered! Northman just took a tumble through a vortex and landed... well, right behind me.
Seeing your own creation come to life is one thing, but seeing him judge your drawing skills is quite another.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
Seeing your own creation come to life is one thing, but seeing him judge your drawing skills is quite another.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
"Can’t wait to see what happens when the helmet hits the floor? ⚔️
Skip the queue! While this story unfolds on social media later, the Exclusive Early Release is live right now on my official site. Head over to see the full transition before anyone else.
👉 Read it here: northman.kirt.me.uk
Skip the queue! While this story unfolds on social media later, the Exclusive Early Release is live right now on my official site. Head over to see the full transition before anyone else.
👉 Read it here: northman.kirt.me.uk
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 AM
"Can’t wait to see what happens when the helmet hits the floor? ⚔️
Skip the queue! While this story unfolds on social media later, the Exclusive Early Release is live right now on my official site. Head over to see the full transition before anyone else.
👉 Read it here: northman.kirt.me.uk
Skip the queue! While this story unfolds on social media later, the Exclusive Early Release is live right now on my official site. Head over to see the full transition before anyone else.
👉 Read it here: northman.kirt.me.uk
New blog post;
BEATING THE BLUE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/beating-blue.html
BEATING THE BLUE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/beating-blue.html
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
New blog post;
BEATING THE BLUE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/beating-blue.html
BEATING THE BLUE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/beating-blue.html
New blog post;
WALES IN YELLOW: LE TOUR RETURNS
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/wales-in-yellow-le-tour-returns.html
WALES IN YELLOW: LE TOUR RETURNS
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/wales-in-yellow-le-tour-returns.html
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
New blog post;
WALES IN YELLOW: LE TOUR RETURNS
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/wales-in-yellow-le-tour-returns.html
WALES IN YELLOW: LE TOUR RETURNS
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/wales-in-yellow-le-tour-returns.html
Creating this portal sequence for #Northman was a highlight of my most ambitious project yet. 🎨
Things are only going to get weirder from here as the environment becomes increasingly unfamiliar.
Read the full strip: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Webcomics #UKArtist #VikingArt
Things are only going to get weirder from here as the environment becomes increasingly unfamiliar.
Read the full strip: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Webcomics #UKArtist #VikingArt
January 24, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Creating this portal sequence for #Northman was a highlight of my most ambitious project yet. 🎨
Things are only going to get weirder from here as the environment becomes increasingly unfamiliar.
Read the full strip: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Webcomics #UKArtist #VikingArt
Things are only going to get weirder from here as the environment becomes increasingly unfamiliar.
Read the full strip: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Webcomics #UKArtist #VikingArt
Did you spot the transition in the latest #Northman? 🌀
I’m embarking on a journey where the lines of reality are beginning to blur. If you haven't seen the "weirdness" yet, head to the link below. Part 2 is coming soon!
northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Art #Surreal #Comics
I’m embarking on a journey where the lines of reality are beginning to blur. If you haven't seen the "weirdness" yet, head to the link below. Part 2 is coming soon!
northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Art #Surreal #Comics
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Did you spot the transition in the latest #Northman? 🌀
I’m embarking on a journey where the lines of reality are beginning to blur. If you haven't seen the "weirdness" yet, head to the link below. Part 2 is coming soon!
northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Art #Surreal #Comics
I’m embarking on a journey where the lines of reality are beginning to blur. If you haven't seen the "weirdness" yet, head to the link below. Part 2 is coming soon!
northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Art #Surreal #Comics
New blog post;
WALES IN YELLOW: LE TOUR RETURNS
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/wales-in-yellow-le-tour-returns.html
WALES IN YELLOW: LE TOUR RETURNS
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/wales-in-yellow-le-tour-returns.html
January 23, 2026 at 12:43 AM
New blog post;
WALES IN YELLOW: LE TOUR RETURNS
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/wales-in-yellow-le-tour-returns.html
WALES IN YELLOW: LE TOUR RETURNS
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/wales-in-yellow-le-tour-returns.html
"The Real World Pt 1" is now LIVE everywhere! ⚔️
Modern man meets ancient mystery. Watch as the Northman takes his first step into a world where the rules have changed and reality is unravelling.
Catch up here: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Viking #Webtoon #IndieComics
Modern man meets ancient mystery. Watch as the Northman takes his first step into a world where the rules have changed and reality is unravelling.
Catch up here: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Viking #Webtoon #IndieComics
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
"The Real World Pt 1" is now LIVE everywhere! ⚔️
Modern man meets ancient mystery. Watch as the Northman takes his first step into a world where the rules have changed and reality is unravelling.
Catch up here: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Viking #Webtoon #IndieComics
Modern man meets ancient mystery. Watch as the Northman takes his first step into a world where the rules have changed and reality is unravelling.
Catch up here: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Viking #Webtoon #IndieComics
New blog post;
ZERO HANGOVERS, TOLERANCE, AND SPACE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero-hangovers-tolerance-and-space.html
ZERO HANGOVERS, TOLERANCE, AND SPACE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero-hangovers-tolerance-and-space.html
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
New blog post;
ZERO HANGOVERS, TOLERANCE, AND SPACE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero-hangovers-tolerance-and-space.html
ZERO HANGOVERS, TOLERANCE, AND SPACE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero-hangovers-tolerance-and-space.html
Reflections on a busy week: ✅ The 0% beer revolution ❌ Fighting automated parking charges 🛠️ The battle for my shed sanctuary
Read more on the blog: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
Read more on the blog: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Reflections on a busy week: ✅ The 0% beer revolution ❌ Fighting automated parking charges 🛠️ The battle for my shed sanctuary
Read more on the blog: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
Read more on the blog: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
My (new) neighbour is refurbishing his house. I know its temporary but the noise is annoying.
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 PM
My (new) neighbour is refurbishing his house. I know its temporary but the noise is annoying.
My most ambitious project starts today. 🌀
Our hero is about to find himself in a world he doesn't recognise, where reality is starting to blur.
Read it exclusively on my site 24 hours before it’s anywhere else: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Northman #Webcomics #Art
Our hero is about to find himself in a world he doesn't recognise, where reality is starting to blur.
Read it exclusively on my site 24 hours before it’s anywhere else: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Northman #Webcomics #Art
January 20, 2026 at 10:41 AM
My most ambitious project starts today. 🌀
Our hero is about to find himself in a world he doesn't recognise, where reality is starting to blur.
Read it exclusively on my site 24 hours before it’s anywhere else: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Northman #Webcomics #Art
Our hero is about to find himself in a world he doesn't recognise, where reality is starting to blur.
Read it exclusively on my site 24 hours before it’s anywhere else: northman.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/330-...
#Northman #Webcomics #Art
Why is "whitelist the vehicle" never the first response? 🙄
A week of navigating parking bureaucracy, enjoying alcohol-free pints, and trying (and failing) to tidy the sanctuary of the shed.
New blog post is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
A week of navigating parking bureaucracy, enjoying alcohol-free pints, and trying (and failing) to tidy the sanctuary of the shed.
New blog post is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
January 19, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Why is "whitelist the vehicle" never the first response? 🙄
A week of navigating parking bureaucracy, enjoying alcohol-free pints, and trying (and failing) to tidy the sanctuary of the shed.
New blog post is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
A week of navigating parking bureaucracy, enjoying alcohol-free pints, and trying (and failing) to tidy the sanctuary of the shed.
New blog post is live: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
ZERO HANGOVERS, ZERO TOLERANCE, AND ZERO SPACE. 🍺🚙🛠️
From the game-changing joy of Guinness 0.0 to a bureaucratic battle over a potential parking fine, and the desperate need to reclaim my shed sanctuary.
Read the latest post here: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
From the game-changing joy of Guinness 0.0 to a bureaucratic battle over a potential parking fine, and the desperate need to reclaim my shed sanctuary.
Read the latest post here: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
ZERO HANGOVERS, ZERO TOLERANCE, AND ZERO SPACE. 🍺🚙🛠️
From the game-changing joy of Guinness 0.0 to a bureaucratic battle over a potential parking fine, and the desperate need to reclaim my shed sanctuary.
Read the latest post here: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
From the game-changing joy of Guinness 0.0 to a bureaucratic battle over a potential parking fine, and the desperate need to reclaim my shed sanctuary.
Read the latest post here: blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero...
I managed to reclaim my space yesterday. I now have the room to sit and clear my head.
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I managed to reclaim my space yesterday. I now have the room to sit and clear my head.
New blog post;
ZERO HANGOVERS, TOLERANCE, AND SPACE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero-hangovers-tolerance-and-space.html
ZERO HANGOVERS, TOLERANCE, AND SPACE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero-hangovers-tolerance-and-space.html
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
New blog post;
ZERO HANGOVERS, TOLERANCE, AND SPACE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero-hangovers-tolerance-and-space.html
ZERO HANGOVERS, TOLERANCE, AND SPACE
https://blog.kirt.me.uk/2026/01/zero-hangovers-tolerance-and-space.html
Is it just me but are the clues on #MaskedSingerUK as convoluted as they used to be on 321 back in the day?
January 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Is it just me but are the clues on #MaskedSingerUK as convoluted as they used to be on 321 back in the day?
Online meetings: The only place where a 10-minute conversation takes an hour and everyone loses their ability to speak at the same time. 🎤🚫
New strip is live!
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Webcomic #OfficeHumour #WfH
New strip is live!
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Webcomic #OfficeHumour #WfH
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Online meetings: The only place where a 10-minute conversation takes an hour and everyone loses their ability to speak at the same time. 🎤🚫
New strip is live!
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Webcomic #OfficeHumour #WfH
New strip is live!
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Webcomic #OfficeHumour #WfH
There is no greater existential dread than seeing your own face in a tiny box for 60 minutes straight while trying to look "engaged."
New comic about the joy (agony) of virtual meetings.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Comic #WorkLife #DigitalArt
New comic about the joy (agony) of virtual meetings.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Comic #WorkLife #DigitalArt
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
There is no greater existential dread than seeing your own face in a tiny box for 60 minutes straight while trying to look "engaged."
New comic about the joy (agony) of virtual meetings.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Comic #WorkLife #DigitalArt
New comic about the joy (agony) of virtual meetings.
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Comic #WorkLife #DigitalArt
Can everyone see my screen?" "You're on mute." "Sorry, you go first—"
My latest comic is a tribute to the digital purgatory we call online meetings. Because if we have to suffer through them, we might as well laugh at the absurdity. 💻☕️
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Webcomics
My latest comic is a tribute to the digital purgatory we call online meetings. Because if we have to suffer through them, we might as well laugh at the absurdity. 💻☕️
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Webcomics
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Can everyone see my screen?" "You're on mute." "Sorry, you go first—"
My latest comic is a tribute to the digital purgatory we call online meetings. Because if we have to suffer through them, we might as well laugh at the absurdity. 💻☕️
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Webcomics
My latest comic is a tribute to the digital purgatory we call online meetings. Because if we have to suffer through them, we might as well laugh at the absurdity. 💻☕️
👉 northman.kirt.me.uk or at @northman.kirt.me.uk
#Webcomics