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What possible trust could the Republicans have earned to suggest they would EVER honor that?!
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
What possible trust could the Republicans have earned to suggest they would EVER honor that?!
Oh, did you watch that video, too?
"Sir, you're about 100 miles away from where you think you are."
With his kids in the car...
"Sir, you're about 100 miles away from where you think you are."
With his kids in the car...
October 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Oh, did you watch that video, too?
"Sir, you're about 100 miles away from where you think you are."
With his kids in the car...
"Sir, you're about 100 miles away from where you think you are."
With his kids in the car...
At least Michael Bolton is safe... for now.
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
At least Michael Bolton is safe... for now.
The CHEAT is GROUNDED!!
First we make an S.. then, we draw a more different S.
A one and the two and the EMAIL!
Yur doin' a gud JEOOORB. 👍
First we make an S.. then, we draw a more different S.
A one and the two and the EMAIL!
Yur doin' a gud JEOOORB. 👍
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The CHEAT is GROUNDED!!
First we make an S.. then, we draw a more different S.
A one and the two and the EMAIL!
Yur doin' a gud JEOOORB. 👍
First we make an S.. then, we draw a more different S.
A one and the two and the EMAIL!
Yur doin' a gud JEOOORB. 👍
My son has that exact same monster-truck shark toy! Around the same time, the store we bought it at had a remote-controlled one that was MUCH larger and could "drive on water". It was affordable thanks to those oversized styrofoam wheels. 😆
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My son has that exact same monster-truck shark toy! Around the same time, the store we bought it at had a remote-controlled one that was MUCH larger and could "drive on water". It was affordable thanks to those oversized styrofoam wheels. 😆
Gonna age myself... this has Gobliiins vibes - a floppy disk game from 1991. 😆
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gonna age myself... this has Gobliiins vibes - a floppy disk game from 1991. 😆
My go-to is *poking* the Virginia state flag and asking her to "do the thing".
October 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
My go-to is *poking* the Virginia state flag and asking her to "do the thing".
If this makes anyone feel like I don't belong to this convo, my mom DID die from alcoholism and was... a truly mixed bag.
October 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
If this makes anyone feel like I don't belong to this convo, my mom DID die from alcoholism and was... a truly mixed bag.
My dad is a good man, but a horrible dad.
I only recently realized I "lost" him when I was 16, and that I've been grieving this whole time. Finally cut him off so he can't hang me by a string anymore.
I'm 40.
I only recently realized I "lost" him when I was 16, and that I've been grieving this whole time. Finally cut him off so he can't hang me by a string anymore.
I'm 40.
October 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
My dad is a good man, but a horrible dad.
I only recently realized I "lost" him when I was 16, and that I've been grieving this whole time. Finally cut him off so he can't hang me by a string anymore.
I'm 40.
I only recently realized I "lost" him when I was 16, and that I've been grieving this whole time. Finally cut him off so he can't hang me by a string anymore.
I'm 40.
Oof, I fel that one. The one world I'd ever gone "all out" on - a legitimately impressive solo survival build that took over a year - *poof* didnt make the transition. Several smaller worlds did, lol.
October 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Oof, I fel that one. The one world I'd ever gone "all out" on - a legitimately impressive solo survival build that took over a year - *poof* didnt make the transition. Several smaller worlds did, lol.
Me launching Clair on my PC: "Suggests it be played with a controller."
Me closing the game: "Awww, shucks, I really wanted to play that one. I heard it was good."
We own multiple controllers, but I don't console game; they're for the children. I haven't enjoyed one in 25+ years; I'm 40 and weird.
Me closing the game: "Awww, shucks, I really wanted to play that one. I heard it was good."
We own multiple controllers, but I don't console game; they're for the children. I haven't enjoyed one in 25+ years; I'm 40 and weird.
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Me launching Clair on my PC: "Suggests it be played with a controller."
Me closing the game: "Awww, shucks, I really wanted to play that one. I heard it was good."
We own multiple controllers, but I don't console game; they're for the children. I haven't enjoyed one in 25+ years; I'm 40 and weird.
Me closing the game: "Awww, shucks, I really wanted to play that one. I heard it was good."
We own multiple controllers, but I don't console game; they're for the children. I haven't enjoyed one in 25+ years; I'm 40 and weird.
What is a "Dissidia" and why does it make me angry/disappointed?
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What is a "Dissidia" and why does it make me angry/disappointed?
OK, but she DOES kinda look like the new girlfriend that was supposed to only stay for one episode but ends up lending a charming amount of sass to the sitcom main cast.
October 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
OK, but she DOES kinda look like the new girlfriend that was supposed to only stay for one episode but ends up lending a charming amount of sass to the sitcom main cast.
Thank you; this really helps rural voters chose which towns to spend their money.
October 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Thank you; this really helps rural voters chose which towns to spend their money.
Ideas like that are exactly why Republicans are acting the way they are right now, sad to say. God forbid anyone is allowed to be their equal.
October 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ideas like that are exactly why Republicans are acting the way they are right now, sad to say. God forbid anyone is allowed to be their equal.
My final text message to my "Christian" family members was, "I can't believe you want this to be your legacy."
October 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
My final text message to my "Christian" family members was, "I can't believe you want this to be your legacy."
Our kid is going to enjoy Idiocracy this week with her parents. 😆
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Our kid is going to enjoy Idiocracy this week with her parents. 😆
She heard there might be some grimoires on the Ark...
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
She heard there might be some grimoires on the Ark...
When I hear Cormac, all I think of is Fionn. XD
September 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
When I hear Cormac, all I think of is Fionn. XD
97%, according to the geriatric, pedophile felon president. XD
September 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
97%, according to the geriatric, pedophile felon president. XD
They did this with WoW mounts to a hilarious degree. A toy was introduced that makes your player model much larger.... do it to the largest model, Tauren, and you can block the screen of whole raids. XD
September 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
They did this with WoW mounts to a hilarious degree. A toy was introduced that makes your player model much larger.... do it to the largest model, Tauren, and you can block the screen of whole raids. XD
My wife literally couldn't take Tylenol while pregnant with our one autistic child.
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My wife literally couldn't take Tylenol while pregnant with our one autistic child.