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Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet
@captaindesdi.bsky.social
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Fan of yinglets, silliness, cats, sewing, writing, and crafts. 18+ cuz I'm 18+. Married. She/they. Trans rights are human rights. I'm on tumblr as @desdinonniying. Banner by @lenoratheyinglet.bsky.social
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November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Zhis just popped in my head last night and I had to draw it.

... anyone want a pup cup?
Leetol Shit, a yinglet, sits in a car seat, looking absolutely pleased. Someone, probably a human, off screen speaks, implied to be via a Starbucks/Scavbucks drivethrough. Person: "I'll have a venti iced chai latte - " Leetol Shit: "And a pup cup!" Person: "*sigh* And a pup cup." Leetol Shit: "Yay!" 1. Leetol Shit, a yinglet, in the car seat, holding their pup cup and licking the whipped cream from the bottom of it. They make the sound effects of "schlorp schlorp" and "mlem mlem" several times. Person from off screen: "It's literally whipped cream. You could have made one at home." 2. Leetol Shit has the cup over their snoot, no hands, and they continue to mlem and schlorp the whipped cream from it. Person from off screen: "*sigh* Desdi's gonna kill me for ruining your appetite before dinner."
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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"Haha, Lunnet is tiny."
Lumen and Luxxy as yings bullying Lunnet.
@lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Me being gay wizh my wife, @benthicsiren.bsky.social
Made wizh Yinglet Maker.
Desdi hugging Plume from behind. Made with Yinglet Maker
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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"IT'S DR. ZHORNE! Hey Dr. Zhorne hi hi hi, please diagnose me please."
"... *sigh*"
ft @dragonthorne.bsky.social who is so fun to bozher!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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"Plume, where za FEK are we?!"
"Desdi, I hate to tell you zhis, but I believe we are on a spaceship."
"... oh dear. Yinglets on my ship. And also I'm a yinglet. Fek."
ft @dragonthorne.bsky.social
Desdi speaks angrily at Plume, while Thorne stands by looking horrified.
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Remember zhat time zhat Plume got fixed and Raze/Wzlet dropped clams into her cone of shame? Well, zhey kept doing it after za cone came off.
Made in Yinglet Maker, and also MS Paint. Ft fanmade @razeyinglet.bsky.social
Raze yinglet stands on a barrel and drops badly cropped clams onto an overwhelmed Plume.
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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STACKABLE T-POSING YINGLETS!!!! ft @jarylan.bsky.social and zheir younglet Zeech at za top.
3 stacked yinglets. Jary at the bottom, Leetol Shit in the middle, and Zeech at the top.
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Plume: SCAV PROPHECY OF ZA DAY!
Plume: *levitates*
Plume: YINGLETS FLOAT NOW.
ft @jarylan.bsky.social
Plume T-poses and levitates. Jary looks on in surprise, and Desdi in exasperation.
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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@lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social : "Lookit my underfluffies!"
@jarylan.bsky.social : *makes the AWOOGA noise*
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Jary introducing his and Plume's younglet to Plume and Desdi. Plume forgot, and Desdi cannot even.
ft @jarylan.bsky.social
Desdi, Plume, and Jary stand around a young yinglet, Zeech. Zeech is the offspring of Jary and Plume. Zeech is leaping excitedly. Jary is smiling proudly. Plume and Desdi look at this younglet in shock.
October 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Leetol Shit living up to his name and being a little shit to Desdi... again. Caption zhem?
Leetol Shit, a yellowy-beige yinglet, looks backward over himself in the "made of yinglet" pose while Desdi cringes, all disgusted. Made with Yinglet Maker. Desdi scolding Leetol Shit, who is clearly not taking her seriously. Made with Yinglet Maker.
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Yinglets Plume, Desdi, and Mia stand around zheir newly zhat-zinged formerly dragon friend Zhorne.
@dragonthorne.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Plume and me! And Leetol Shit flopped.
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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"I wonder if zhere are tools here zhat I can use to build and fix clockies..." @locuyinglet.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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It me, Plume, @locuyinglet.bsky.social @jarylan.bsky.social and @kirsa.bsky.social hanging out! I hope zhere's props in za future, so we can hang around za chowder pot!
From left to right: Kirsa, Jary, Locu, Plume, and Desdi. All yinglets standing around with various happy expressions.
October 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"Desdi, okay, look, I know it looks bad, but you're not gonna believe zhis. I know it looks like Leetol Shit stole all za chowder and has come down wizh a case of clam drunk, but zhey have ZHAT." "What's zhat?" "You know! ZHAT."
Plume is telling Desdi something. Desdi looks frustrated. Leetol Shit, another yinglet, is flopped excitedly in the background.
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Adjusted Desdi somewhat, and added my wifey Plume!
Two femme yinglets. One, Plume, is beige with dark hair and purple clothes and green eyes. Her hands are clasped in front of her. The other is Desdi, reddish-brown with burgundy clothes and blue eyes.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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It me. Ish. During summer haircut season. Is why my tail isn't all floof. Is shaved.
Desdi as done in Yinglet Creator.
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Me: I might make a pair of pants tonight. I've never made pants before. I hear zhey are quite challenging.
Coworker: you mean you're gonna make a whole pair in just one night?
Me: nah, I'm probably just gonna make a pattern and cut za pieces.
Me, 10pm: ... Oops, I finished.
A person (me!) wearing a pair of baggy harem pants/hammer pants/Aladdin-style pants. The pants look brown in the picture but are eggplant purple in real life.
October 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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...
*holds up Murderin' wooden spoon*
(pic quality is bad because I had to take a pic w/ phone because computer stoopid)
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Plume has a kidney stone. She would say zhat phrase at me when I had my kidney stones.
Is half past noon now. She has been at za hospital since 11 last night. So was I, except za 4 hours I went home to nap and feed our cats.
Desdi and Plume, thr yingket wives, look tired. Plume sits. Desdi dances. Desdi: Kidney stone is coming zhru! Kidney stone is coming zhru! Plume: I've got to pee, so it probably is coming zhru. Desdi: idk how I'm not too tired to dance. Plume: wow, am eepy.
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Gleeplet!
A yinglet with a scar on his face and a stick that looks kind of like a sword. "Gleepo" is crossed out and replaced with "Gleeplet!" Captioned as "za adventure yinglet." It originally said "kobold" but that was crossed out. Gleeplet says: "I touched a weird rock and now I'm a yinglet. My sword is a stick I found."
September 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Final panels. I find zhese men to be stupid because zhey have lung issues and want a vaccination to prevent pneumonia, yet zhey refuse a vaccination to prevent za flu, anozher RESPIRATORY illness. In some cases, flu can CAUSE pneumonia. Anyways, I got my flu shot today.
Desdi, looking annoyed. She thinks, "I need to leave za area before zheir stupidity raises my blood pressure enough to cause a stroke." Desdi/the author speaking to the reader. "Flu is no joke. It is an upper respiratory illness. It hospitalizes people. If you have lung issues and aren't allergic*, you ESPECIALLY should get a flu shot." *or otherwise have an issue that prevents you from being safely vaccinated.
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Paraphrased, but true story. Final panels in connected reply.
Caption: In a pharmacy, reading a book. Desdi the yinglet does just that, humming to herself. There are voices coming from off screen. Man 1: "Hey, man." Man 2: "Hey buddy. You getting your flu shot?" Desdi closes her book and starts paying attention, and there's a thought bubble with a question mark above her head. Man 1: "Nah. You?" Man 2: "Nope. What'll it do, anyway? Prevent the sniffles?" Desdi keeps listening, this time looking distressed, and her ears are down. Man 1: "Yeah, and the shot makes you sicker. I'm getting my pneumonia shot though. Cuz my asthma and other stuff." Desdi's ears perk up in shock and confusion. Man 2: "Oh, same, cuz of my COPD."
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM