Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet
@captaindesdi.bsky.social
Fan of yinglets, silliness, cats, sewing, writing, and crafts. 18+ cuz I'm 18+. Married. She/they. Trans rights are human rights. I'm on tumblr as @desdinonniying. Banner by @lenoratheyinglet.bsky.social
Pinned
Just gonna pin some arts here for refs...
From left to right, @captinironfist.bsky.social @lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social @benthicsiren.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Desdi Floof, Zheytriarch of Coze, arguably za best chef in za enclave, AKA Captain Desdi! She/Zhey/They.
From left to right, @captinironfist.bsky.social @lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social @benthicsiren.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Desdi Floof, Zheytriarch of Coze, arguably za best chef in za enclave, AKA Captain Desdi! She/Zhey/They.
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@lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social is a banana!
February 19, 2026 at 11:26 PM
@lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social is a banana!
:>
February 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
:>
Zhanks for all za hatchday wishes!
Help yourself to some of za clam cake! Is mine to share so I share :>
Help yourself to some of za clam cake! Is mine to share so I share :>
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Zhanks for all za hatchday wishes!
Help yourself to some of za clam cake! Is mine to share so I share :>
Help yourself to some of za clam cake! Is mine to share so I share :>
IT MY HATCHDAY.
HAPPY HATCHDAY TO MEEEEE.
HAPPY HATCHDAY TO MEEEEE.
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
IT MY HATCHDAY.
HAPPY HATCHDAY TO MEEEEE.
HAPPY HATCHDAY TO MEEEEE.
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It's Wednesday my yings
My brain was so upset earlier zhat it wasn't already Friday zhat it decided it had to just be Wednesday instead wehehe!
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It's Wednesday my yings
CLAM
And here's tonight's drawing. Well... Technically I drew it last night, but I colored it in tonight. 😅
Here's a blue kobold and a pink yinglet arguing over a bucket of clams. The kobold INSISTS that the bucket is filled with rocks, though, angering the clam loving yinglet. 😮
Here's a blue kobold and a pink yinglet arguing over a bucket of clams. The kobold INSISTS that the bucket is filled with rocks, though, angering the clam loving yinglet. 😮
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
CLAM
I asked @dragonthorne.bsky.social is she would eat a yinglet and she said yes.
So I drew what would happen.
No gore or blood or anything. I guess it might technically be vore? But it's cartoony and not graphic.
So I drew what would happen.
No gore or blood or anything. I guess it might technically be vore? But it's cartoony and not graphic.
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I asked @dragonthorne.bsky.social is she would eat a yinglet and she said yes.
So I drew what would happen.
No gore or blood or anything. I guess it might technically be vore? But it's cartoony and not graphic.
So I drew what would happen.
No gore or blood or anything. I guess it might technically be vore? But it's cartoony and not graphic.
Cat comic! One of my students gave me za idea!
January 30, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Cat comic! One of my students gave me za idea!
Weh! I been reading a lot. All of za rose and zhorn court stuff series. Wizh za faeries and Feyre and Trampoline and za bat boys. Zhat series. It was enjoyable! Looking forward to book 6. Book 4 could have been an email.
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Weh! I been reading a lot. All of za rose and zhorn court stuff series. Wizh za faeries and Feyre and Trampoline and za bat boys. Zhat series. It was enjoyable! Looking forward to book 6. Book 4 could have been an email.
YEAH!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 AM
YEAH!!!!!
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WARNING. WARNING.
A yinglet < ' v ' > is approaching your position at high velocity!!!
A yinglet < ' v ' > is approaching your position at high velocity!!!
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
WARNING. WARNING.
A yinglet < ' v ' > is approaching your position at high velocity!!!
A yinglet < ' v ' > is approaching your position at high velocity!!!
Look, I REALLY enjoy chai.
... I also love my wife.
... Especially when she brings me chai...
... I also love my wife.
... Especially when she brings me chai...
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Look, I REALLY enjoy chai.
... I also love my wife.
... Especially when she brings me chai...
... I also love my wife.
... Especially when she brings me chai...
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"There's a guard, what do we do?"
"I've got a Gock in my pants, I'll take him out."
"You mean a Glock?"
"No." *Sound of pants unzipping*
"I've got a Gock in my pants, I'll take him out."
"You mean a Glock?"
"No." *Sound of pants unzipping*
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"There's a guard, what do we do?"
"I've got a Gock in my pants, I'll take him out."
"You mean a Glock?"
"No." *Sound of pants unzipping*
"I've got a Gock in my pants, I'll take him out."
"You mean a Glock?"
"No." *Sound of pants unzipping*
Gots za flu. Is kicking my butt. But what kicked my butt worse was trying to navigate websites to get my damn doctor's note. Which I need because today is a work day before a paid holiday, and work says we need doc note to take unplanned sick day before paid holiday or holiday is unpaid.
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Gots za flu. Is kicking my butt. But what kicked my butt worse was trying to navigate websites to get my damn doctor's note. Which I need because today is a work day before a paid holiday, and work says we need doc note to take unplanned sick day before paid holiday or holiday is unpaid.
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And here's tonight's drawing! 😊
Yesterday, I made a post about a kobold knight whose only piece of armor was a metal bucket that they wore on their head. @hierath77.bsky.social wanted me to draw this, so I did! 😄
(And don't forget that the bucket gives the kobold an armor rating of 1000! 😳)
Yesterday, I made a post about a kobold knight whose only piece of armor was a metal bucket that they wore on their head. @hierath77.bsky.social wanted me to draw this, so I did! 😄
(And don't forget that the bucket gives the kobold an armor rating of 1000! 😳)
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 AM
And here's tonight's drawing! 😊
Yesterday, I made a post about a kobold knight whose only piece of armor was a metal bucket that they wore on their head. @hierath77.bsky.social wanted me to draw this, so I did! 😄
(And don't forget that the bucket gives the kobold an armor rating of 1000! 😳)
Yesterday, I made a post about a kobold knight whose only piece of armor was a metal bucket that they wore on their head. @hierath77.bsky.social wanted me to draw this, so I did! 😄
(And don't forget that the bucket gives the kobold an armor rating of 1000! 😳)
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And here's tonight's drawing! 😄
I felt like redrawing the old kobolds bonking each other with paper towel roll tubes drawing in color because it was brought up the other day. I felt like it deserved a little remaster. 😊
That, and uh... I spent most of the day asleep because I was sick... ☹️
I felt like redrawing the old kobolds bonking each other with paper towel roll tubes drawing in color because it was brought up the other day. I felt like it deserved a little remaster. 😊
That, and uh... I spent most of the day asleep because I was sick... ☹️
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 AM
And here's tonight's drawing! 😄
I felt like redrawing the old kobolds bonking each other with paper towel roll tubes drawing in color because it was brought up the other day. I felt like it deserved a little remaster. 😊
That, and uh... I spent most of the day asleep because I was sick... ☹️
I felt like redrawing the old kobolds bonking each other with paper towel roll tubes drawing in color because it was brought up the other day. I felt like it deserved a little remaster. 😊
That, and uh... I spent most of the day asleep because I was sick... ☹️
I'd be less upset about my tentative diagnosis as being prediabetic if it weren't for za fact zhat a psychic told my mom when I was 3 zhat I'd have problems wizh blood sugar later in life. And instead of being reasonable, she gave me an eating disorder and body issues over it.
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'd be less upset about my tentative diagnosis as being prediabetic if it weren't for za fact zhat a psychic told my mom when I was 3 zhat I'd have problems wizh blood sugar later in life. And instead of being reasonable, she gave me an eating disorder and body issues over it.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm undiagnosed PMDD.
Hi, I'm undiagnosed PMDD.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm a half-disassembled microwave
Hi, I'm a half-disassembled microwave
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi I'm kidney failure from salmonella infection
Hi I'm kidney failure from salmonella infection
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm undiagnosed PMDD.
Hi, I'm undiagnosed PMDD.
Us at za party last night.
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Us at za party last night.
Oh. Nice.
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Oh. Nice.
Based on true events, featuring Plume, aka @benthicsiren.bsky.social aka MY WIFE
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Based on true events, featuring Plume, aka @benthicsiren.bsky.social aka MY WIFE
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wisdom to go into 2026 with: "if you kill yourself you can't fight fascism"
a bit blunt, but to the point I think
a bit blunt, but to the point I think
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
wisdom to go into 2026 with: "if you kill yourself you can't fight fascism"
a bit blunt, but to the point I think
a bit blunt, but to the point I think
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I GOT SO MANY JELLY ROLLS FOR YINGSMAS.
Jelly rolls are a quilting term for long strips of cotton fabric all rolled up and perfectly ready for use in quilting! You tend to buy jelly rolls at craft stores.
I'M GONNA MAKE SO MANY CUTE LITTLE QUILTED BAGS.
Jelly rolls are a quilting term for long strips of cotton fabric all rolled up and perfectly ready for use in quilting! You tend to buy jelly rolls at craft stores.
I'M GONNA MAKE SO MANY CUTE LITTLE QUILTED BAGS.
December 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I GOT SO MANY JELLY ROLLS FOR YINGSMAS.
Jelly rolls are a quilting term for long strips of cotton fabric all rolled up and perfectly ready for use in quilting! You tend to buy jelly rolls at craft stores.
I'M GONNA MAKE SO MANY CUTE LITTLE QUILTED BAGS.
Jelly rolls are a quilting term for long strips of cotton fabric all rolled up and perfectly ready for use in quilting! You tend to buy jelly rolls at craft stores.
I'M GONNA MAKE SO MANY CUTE LITTLE QUILTED BAGS.