Dan
@captaincrustacean1.bsky.social
Mental health warlord, I occasionally do video game stuff.
Catch me in your roulette queues spouting some kind of nonsense.
Always down to play some coop garbage or a spooky game.
Catch me in your roulette queues spouting some kind of nonsense.
Always down to play some coop garbage or a spooky game.
This is my petition to make daily speedposing a habit in the big 2026.
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This is my petition to make daily speedposing a habit in the big 2026.
I feel you’ll be just fine then XD I did all of the first tier, my friend group ditched me for the middle tier, and now I’m poised to also be ditched for this tier so we’re gonna see what happens 😂
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I feel you’ll be just fine then XD I did all of the first tier, my friend group ditched me for the middle tier, and now I’m poised to also be ditched for this tier so we’re gonna see what happens 😂
If you can do the first screech then you win! It’s a lot of fun, good luck!
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
If you can do the first screech then you win! It’s a lot of fun, good luck!
I would lowkey hire you to just write motivational quotes at that exact angle 😂 It’s so neat I love it. Thank you!
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I would lowkey hire you to just write motivational quotes at that exact angle 😂 It’s so neat I love it. Thank you!
I would like to file a formal request to see what your good handwriting looks like then because WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT GOOD 😭😭 I have no doubts that your therapist is going to be hella proud. I wish half my patients put the same energy into their growth.
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I would like to file a formal request to see what your good handwriting looks like then because WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT GOOD 😭😭 I have no doubts that your therapist is going to be hella proud. I wish half my patients put the same energy into their growth.
These are great! Seeing your growth every day still makes me so happy 😭 Also why is your handwriting so good? I’m jealous.
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
These are great! Seeing your growth every day still makes me so happy 😭 Also why is your handwriting so good? I’m jealous.
Soup = edible liquid containing an assortment of other edible things. So.. stomach acid probably not? Cum technically yes?
Follow up, is a hotdog a sandwich?
Follow up, is a hotdog a sandwich?
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Soup = edible liquid containing an assortment of other edible things. So.. stomach acid probably not? Cum technically yes?
Follow up, is a hotdog a sandwich?
Follow up, is a hotdog a sandwich?
Not being the cute cat allegations anytime soon are you?
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Not being the cute cat allegations anytime soon are you?
Sorry, the council has spoken. I don’t make the rules 😌
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Sorry, the council has spoken. I don’t make the rules 😌
Continuing to be top 5 cutest cats in history.
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Continuing to be top 5 cutest cats in history.
Little details like that bring so much life to them. I absolutely love the concept!
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Little details like that bring so much life to them. I absolutely love the concept!
I somehow never realized how many freckles your WoL has. She’s so pretty 😭 Good work on the screens as well!
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I somehow never realized how many freckles your WoL has. She’s so pretty 😭 Good work on the screens as well!
For some reason people like to gravitate towards anxiety as a primary thing because it was THE diagnosis for so long. Everything was just anxiety’s fault.. much to everyone’s dismay and detriment. Here’s to hoping that this realization gets you on the fast track to healing and you find some peace 💚
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
For some reason people like to gravitate towards anxiety as a primary thing because it was THE diagnosis for so long. Everything was just anxiety’s fault.. much to everyone’s dismay and detriment. Here’s to hoping that this realization gets you on the fast track to healing and you find some peace 💚
It always aggravates me when therapist don’t take the time to go over things. Like just because everyone relatively has an idea what PTSD is, doesn’t mean they understand how it affects the day to day function. I have so many colleagues who are like this and I just wanna shake them.
January 5, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It always aggravates me when therapist don’t take the time to go over things. Like just because everyone relatively has an idea what PTSD is, doesn’t mean they understand how it affects the day to day function. I have so many colleagues who are like this and I just wanna shake them.
It would absolutely blow your mind how common that is. Most people gotta have that major shock to open their eyes, habits and routines are a hell of a thing. You’re absolutely killing it now, you’ve got nowhere to go but up! I can’t wait to see it 😌
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It would absolutely blow your mind how common that is. Most people gotta have that major shock to open their eyes, habits and routines are a hell of a thing. You’re absolutely killing it now, you’ve got nowhere to go but up! I can’t wait to see it 😌
Self love is the most important skill you’ll ever learn in life! Once you love you, life starts to open up in ways you would never imagine. I’m so proud of the progress you’ve been making 😄
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Self love is the most important skill you’ll ever learn in life! Once you love you, life starts to open up in ways you would never imagine. I’m so proud of the progress you’ve been making 😄
Ohh. More chores for you then 😭
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ohh. More chores for you then 😭
I can get you some on the very cheap side if you want the crafted ones!
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I can get you some on the very cheap side if you want the crafted ones!