Dan
@captaincrustacean1.bsky.social
Mental health warlord, I occasionally do video game stuff.
Catch me in your roulette queues spouting some kind of nonsense.
Always down to play some coop garbage or a spooky game.
Catch me in your roulette queues spouting some kind of nonsense.
Always down to play some coop garbage or a spooky game.
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Dan
@captaincrustacean1.bsky.social
· Jul 30
Late, but I’m doing it anyway. 10 Games to get to know me!
RuneScape
Kingdom Hearts
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy 14
Final Fantasy 10
Spyro
Banjo Kazooie
Halo
Guild Wars 2
Pokemon FireRed
RuneScape
Kingdom Hearts
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy 14
Final Fantasy 10
Spyro
Banjo Kazooie
Halo
Guild Wars 2
Pokemon FireRed
Summoning all of my energy to send a pox to the individuals doing the DDOS and hopefully they get grounded. Today we try to raid again.
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Summoning all of my energy to send a pox to the individuals doing the DDOS and hopefully they get grounded. Today we try to raid again.
The answer was script kiddies. No raid for me 🙃
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The answer was script kiddies. No raid for me 🙃
Who would win?
One washed up raider trying to week 1 for the first time in years?
A bunch of script kiddies with too much free time on their hands?
Find out next time on: Please Get a Job, I Only Have So Much Free Time
One washed up raider trying to week 1 for the first time in years?
A bunch of script kiddies with too much free time on their hands?
Find out next time on: Please Get a Job, I Only Have So Much Free Time
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Who would win?
One washed up raider trying to week 1 for the first time in years?
A bunch of script kiddies with too much free time on their hands?
Find out next time on: Please Get a Job, I Only Have So Much Free Time
One washed up raider trying to week 1 for the first time in years?
A bunch of script kiddies with too much free time on their hands?
Find out next time on: Please Get a Job, I Only Have So Much Free Time
Sleep Schedule (Savage) and Positive Self-talk (Ultimate) might take me out before the new tier even drops. 2026 got hands already.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Sleep Schedule (Savage) and Positive Self-talk (Ultimate) might take me out before the new tier even drops. 2026 got hands already.
Today marks the day where I stop trusting my phone alarms. 8 alarms. 8 ALARMS. Not a single one of them went off. I’m buying a fucking chicken, or one of those tabletop ones with the bells.
January 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Today marks the day where I stop trusting my phone alarms. 8 alarms. 8 ALARMS. Not a single one of them went off. I’m buying a fucking chicken, or one of those tabletop ones with the bells.
Late, but I’m doing it anyway. 10 Games to get to know me!
RuneScape
Kingdom Hearts
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy 14
Final Fantasy 10
Spyro
Banjo Kazooie
Halo
Guild Wars 2
Pokemon FireRed
RuneScape
Kingdom Hearts
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy 14
Final Fantasy 10
Spyro
Banjo Kazooie
Halo
Guild Wars 2
Pokemon FireRed
July 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Late, but I’m doing it anyway. 10 Games to get to know me!
RuneScape
Kingdom Hearts
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy 14
Final Fantasy 10
Spyro
Banjo Kazooie
Halo
Guild Wars 2
Pokemon FireRed
RuneScape
Kingdom Hearts
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy 14
Final Fantasy 10
Spyro
Banjo Kazooie
Halo
Guild Wars 2
Pokemon FireRed