Captain Cornfed
@captaincornfed.bsky.social
Pretends to malinger.
I haven't seen acting this stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer.
May 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I haven't seen acting this stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer.
Mom: “don’t play with your food”.
Me:
Me:
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Mom: “don’t play with your food”.
Me:
Me:
When your jam comes
on at a funeral.
on at a funeral.
April 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When your jam comes
on at a funeral.
on at a funeral.
Band Camp photos discovered.
April 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Band Camp photos discovered.
…meanwhile, Vance lookin’ like he got caught in the couch cushions again.
January 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
…meanwhile, Vance lookin’ like he got caught in the couch cushions again.
…caught in the couch cushions again.
January 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
…caught in the couch cushions again.
Trump’s first executive order will be to bring back the Arby’s 5 for 5 deal.
Make Arby’s Great Again.
January 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump’s first executive order will be to bring back the Arby’s 5 for 5 deal.
Make Arby’s Great Again.