Captain Cornfed
@captaincornfed.bsky.social
Pretends to malinger.
"The Iranians moved their uranium" sounds like the start of a Dr. Seuss book.
June 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"The Iranians moved their uranium" sounds like the start of a Dr. Seuss book.
I spend my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.
It’s about raisin awareness.
It’s about raisin awareness.
June 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I spend my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.
It’s about raisin awareness.
It’s about raisin awareness.
I haven't seen acting this stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer.
May 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I haven't seen acting this stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer.
Two former Wells Fargo executives were fined $8.5M by the Biden administration for covering up the bank's infamous fake account scandal.
Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave
$1M to his inauguration.
See how this works?
Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave
$1M to his inauguration.
See how this works?
April 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Two former Wells Fargo executives were fined $8.5M by the Biden administration for covering up the bank's infamous fake account scandal.
Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave
$1M to his inauguration.
See how this works?
Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave
$1M to his inauguration.
See how this works?
Mom: “don’t play with your food”.
Me:
Me:
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Mom: “don’t play with your food”.
Me:
Me:
When your jam comes
on at a funeral.
on at a funeral.
April 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When your jam comes
on at a funeral.
on at a funeral.
Band Camp photos discovered.
April 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Band Camp photos discovered.
Is it time to call Cybertrucks “Deploreans”?
March 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is it time to call Cybertrucks “Deploreans”?
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February 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM