Captain Caiman
@captaincaiman.bsky.social
Professional Pansexual Reptile.
Lover of all things NSFW.
Message me if you want to get freaky or if you want to hear my best dad joke.
Don't beg me to commission you, I spend all my money on 55 gallon drums of lube.
🔞 No minors allowed 🔞
Lover of all things NSFW.
Message me if you want to get freaky or if you want to hear my best dad joke.
Don't beg me to commission you, I spend all my money on 55 gallon drums of lube.
🔞 No minors allowed 🔞
Clean version in the comments!
August 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Clean version in the comments!
Wow! An interaction from my favorite @clowndhoe.bsky.social ! Thank you!
Okay, if I'm being honest?
Eda from The Owl House has a GRIP on me. I don't know if it's how well she's written or just Wendie Malick's voice, but she's dangerous and I love a woman who can absolutely wreck my life.
Okay, if I'm being honest?
Eda from The Owl House has a GRIP on me. I don't know if it's how well she's written or just Wendie Malick's voice, but she's dangerous and I love a woman who can absolutely wreck my life.
July 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wow! An interaction from my favorite @clowndhoe.bsky.social ! Thank you!
Okay, if I'm being honest?
Eda from The Owl House has a GRIP on me. I don't know if it's how well she's written or just Wendie Malick's voice, but she's dangerous and I love a woman who can absolutely wreck my life.
Okay, if I'm being honest?
Eda from The Owl House has a GRIP on me. I don't know if it's how well she's written or just Wendie Malick's voice, but she's dangerous and I love a woman who can absolutely wreck my life.
Omg, Aquariususes!
(He so caked up, I don't know why)
(He so caked up, I don't know why)
July 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Omg, Aquariususes!
(He so caked up, I don't know why)
(He so caked up, I don't know why)
I'll hop on this train and hope I get interactions
May 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'll hop on this train and hope I get interactions
IZTAAAAAL!
DRAW MORE NIFFTY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
DRAW MORE NIFFTY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
May 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
IZTAAAAAL!
DRAW MORE NIFFTY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
DRAW MORE NIFFTY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
I'm a Reptile of my word.
Here, for all of you sick and twisted creatures out there.
An artistic rendering of my balls.
(not to scale)
Here, for all of you sick and twisted creatures out there.
An artistic rendering of my balls.
(not to scale)
February 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm a Reptile of my word.
Here, for all of you sick and twisted creatures out there.
An artistic rendering of my balls.
(not to scale)
Here, for all of you sick and twisted creatures out there.
An artistic rendering of my balls.
(not to scale)
Eddie Brock and Ball Torture
December 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Eddie Brock and Ball Torture
I love Marvel Rivals
December 17, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I love Marvel Rivals