Captain Arlo
@captainarlonj.bsky.social
Stubborn, older middle-aged grump who ironically relishes a good laugh from sharp wit. Enjoys history, podcasts, Britcoms, UK canals, Sci-Fi, tech, and a good meal.
OMG - this presents such a hilarious visual! 🤣 Should be filmed in black and white like the 1957 film. 😄
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
OMG - this presents such a hilarious visual! 🤣 Should be filmed in black and white like the 1957 film. 😄
No, but I toured a paper mill. Tearable experience.
January 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
No, but I toured a paper mill. Tearable experience.
Do we get participation trophies?
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Do we get participation trophies?
Company Selling the TikTok Time Capsule™️ Issues Statement: “15-second fame may last less than 15 seconds.”
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Company Selling the TikTok Time Capsule™️ Issues Statement: “15-second fame may last less than 15 seconds.”
Wow - and I just got here.
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Wow - and I just got here.
“Follow your heart” is bad advice if you’re a pacemaker.
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“Follow your heart” is bad advice if you’re a pacemaker.
My New Year’s Resolution is to get into shape. I’m choosing round.
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
My New Year’s Resolution is to get into shape. I’m choosing round.
Yes, something… electrifying for the reader.
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Yes, something… electrifying for the reader.
Then everyone forgot it was a leap year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Then everyone forgot it was a leap year.
So picturesque! Definitely frame worthy! 📸
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
So picturesque! Definitely frame worthy! 📸
See you last year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
See you last year.
Sorry, yes. Invent a way to keep the chips intact so I won’t have to “drink” them. 😆
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sorry, yes. Invent a way to keep the chips intact so I won’t have to “drink” them. 😆
I’ve never had a can that contained more than a few full sized chips. The rest were broken into smaller pieces. So, I just pour them into my mouth like I’m drinking from a cup. Your Pringles push device would scatter those pieces everywhere. 😄
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ve never had a can that contained more than a few full sized chips. The rest were broken into smaller pieces. So, I just pour them into my mouth like I’m drinking from a cup. Your Pringles push device would scatter those pieces everywhere. 😄
Red Hot Chili Pumpkins
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Red Hot Chili Pumpkins
Are you the police?
No, ma’am. We’re avatars.
No, ma’am. We’re avatars.
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Are you the police?
No, ma’am. We’re avatars.
No, ma’am. We’re avatars.
Come on. Seriously, you guys, the food here is really expensive. The avatar is f**king $10.
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Come on. Seriously, you guys, the food here is really expensive. The avatar is f**king $10.
I was very disappointed with Blues Brother 2000. I remember being so excited to see it when it was released, and thinking of a dozen things that could have been done better afterwards. The movie’s one silver lining is its soundtrack. I
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I was very disappointed with Blues Brother 2000. I remember being so excited to see it when it was released, and thinking of a dozen things that could have been done better afterwards. The movie’s one silver lining is its soundtrack. I
Blues Brothers is probably my favorite movie. I’ve stopped counting how many times I’ve watched it, but it numbers around 150 or more. I can spew the movie’s dialogue nearly verbatim. So, you kind of opened a Pandora’s box here. 😆
December 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Blues Brothers is probably my favorite movie. I’ve stopped counting how many times I’ve watched it, but it numbers around 150 or more. I can spew the movie’s dialogue nearly verbatim. So, you kind of opened a Pandora’s box here. 😆
Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to Avatars that way.
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to Avatars that way.
The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Avatars, has been approved.
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Avatars, has been approved.
Counting on fingers
Is this five or maybe six?
Haiku done—wait, no.
Is this five or maybe six?
Haiku done—wait, no.
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Counting on fingers
Is this five or maybe six?
Haiku done—wait, no.
Is this five or maybe six?
Haiku done—wait, no.
The new Avatars are in early this year.
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The new Avatars are in early this year.
We’re on a mission from Avatar…
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We’re on a mission from Avatar…