Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE
@captainannoying.bsky.social
writer/editor, leftist grouch, UGA shitposter, last white man in America without a podcast; can recite “Midnight Marauders” in its entirety
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November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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anybody else watching Bama-LSU
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
anybody else watching Bama-LSU
first image that popped into my head
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
first image that popped into my head
btw wanted to show y’all our halloween fit
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
btw wanted to show y’all our halloween fit
the corollary to this is that Morrissey's solo oeuvre contains a treasure trove of song titles that could be Simpsons quotes
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the corollary to this is that Morrissey's solo oeuvre contains a treasure trove of song titles that could be Simpsons quotes
happy birthday to "west end girls," released 40 years ago today as the pet shop boys' first major-label single
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
happy birthday to "west end girls," released 40 years ago today as the pet shop boys' first major-label single
lot of people talking about that Wired article about Cybertruck owners but I don’t think I’ve seen anybody point out this gem
October 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
lot of people talking about that Wired article about Cybertruck owners but I don’t think I’ve seen anybody point out this gem
you want my advice, gators? own the hell out of your in-state archival by hiring the coach responsible for their most recent natty. give this man his redemption tour
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
you want my advice, gators? own the hell out of your in-state archival by hiring the coach responsible for their most recent natty. give this man his redemption tour
ok, dismiss this as the rantings of a hater georgia grad if you like, but the asymmetry of the T in the georgia tech logo has always bothered me. like, y’all are supposed to be these incredibly precise engineers, but you expect me to accept this distended-ass T? fuck outta here
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
ok, dismiss this as the rantings of a hater georgia grad if you like, but the asymmetry of the T in the georgia tech logo has always bothered me. like, y’all are supposed to be these incredibly precise engineers, but you expect me to accept this distended-ass T? fuck outta here
georgia fans watching Duke-GT
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
georgia fans watching Duke-GT
I would buy that Boeing 747-8 that Qatar is trying to unload but I would never fly it. I would just make it my new home, occasionally driving it around on the taxiways, making VROOM VROOM noises out the cockpit window
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I would buy that Boeing 747-8 that Qatar is trying to unload but I would never fly it. I would just make it my new home, occasionally driving it around on the taxiways, making VROOM VROOM noises out the cockpit window
nope. not falling for it this time. you assholes are not going to drag me into this again
October 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
nope. not falling for it this time. you assholes are not going to drag me into this again
yeah, this is AD-speak for “we’ve already picked out a shallow grave”
October 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
yeah, this is AD-speak for “we’ve already picked out a shallow grave”
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“Hey! Who coached this team to a blowout loss to TCU in our HOME OPENER?!?”
October 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“Hey! Who coached this team to a blowout loss to TCU in our HOME OPENER?!?”
here’s an uncropped version of the photo on the left. note the magazine lying on the ground. our federal government is spending millions to hire the dumbest, most incompetent people alive to Biff Tannen our immigrant communities into submission
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
here’s an uncropped version of the photo on the left. note the magazine lying on the ground. our federal government is spending millions to hire the dumbest, most incompetent people alive to Biff Tannen our immigrant communities into submission
got real pissed off a little while back and got these
September 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
got real pissed off a little while back and got these
