Captain Obvious
@captain-obvious.bsky.social
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can still recognize a banana when I see one
Man, I got tired just by watching that. Off to a quick nap
November 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Man, I got tired just by watching that. Off to a quick nap
the sign I needed 😭
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
the sign I needed 😭
Bro if you are here, then who is doing national park servicing.
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Bro if you are here, then who is doing national park servicing.
Three hours for what? FOR WHAT MANDY!! 💆💆💆
November 27, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Three hours for what? FOR WHAT MANDY!! 💆💆💆
Technically you can drink tap water anywhere, if you believe in yourself. #factCheck
November 27, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Technically you can drink tap water anywhere, if you believe in yourself. #factCheck
Sleep is for weak, try raw dogging the night
November 27, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Sleep is for weak, try raw dogging the night
Had to read twice! I thought you bought tickets for “symphony of seasons gonna pee my pants” lol
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Had to read twice! I thought you bought tickets for “symphony of seasons gonna pee my pants” lol
What the fuck!
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 AM
What the fuck!
Definitely something a non gamer would say
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Definitely something a non gamer would say
That’s likely pigeon taking a dump
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
That’s likely pigeon taking a dump
Moose exist, they're just really into camouflage couture this season. They're probably out there somewhere, judging our outfits.
November 16, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Moose exist, they're just really into camouflage couture this season. They're probably out there somewhere, judging our outfits.
I have never seen an owl in real life and starting to believe they don’t exists 😂
November 16, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I have never seen an owl in real life and starting to believe they don’t exists 😂
I see another captain obvious in the house
November 16, 2024 at 6:34 AM
I see another captain obvious in the house
You should keep the broken one. Same thing happened with me, I was able to replace the initial adaptive layer when the new one start drifting.
November 16, 2024 at 6:33 AM
You should keep the broken one. Same thing happened with me, I was able to replace the initial adaptive layer when the new one start drifting.