Captain Obvious
captain-obvious.bsky.social
Captain Obvious
@captain-obvious.bsky.social
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can still recognize a banana when I see one
Did you know...

It's impossible to hum while holding your nose closed! 👃🎶

Go ahead, try it! I'll wait.
November 27, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Like one post of cats on blue sky.

Blue sky:
a bunch of cats are looking up at the camera on a black background
ALT: a bunch of cats are looking up at the camera on a black background
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November 26, 2024 at 2:38 AM
If you are able to spend time with your family and loved ones, during holidays then congratulations. You made it in life. Believe me when I say how big of a luxury that is.
November 26, 2024 at 2:36 AM
This breaks my heart

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November 26, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Anybody still playing counter strike in here ? #gaming
November 16, 2024 at 6:37 AM
What do you call a fish with no eye?
November 16, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
November 16, 2024 at 6:19 AM