This is your captain speaking...
@captain-cryptid.bsky.social
It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.
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🖤 Leftist feminist killjoy 💀
🖤 YOU MATTER 🖤
🖤 Nerd 🖖
🖤 Creepy ⚰️🕸
🖤 Leftist feminist killjoy 💀
🖤 YOU MATTER 🖤
ICE agents, do you believe in what you're doing? Because Im pretty sure the trials after WWII decided 'just following orders' wasn't a good enough reason to escape the consequences of soldier's actions. If you are complicit, you are guilty.
May 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ICE agents, do you believe in what you're doing? Because Im pretty sure the trials after WWII decided 'just following orders' wasn't a good enough reason to escape the consequences of soldier's actions. If you are complicit, you are guilty.
My instability is what makes me fun to be around, I'm about to get real boring if I keep healing
March 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My instability is what makes me fun to be around, I'm about to get real boring if I keep healing
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They should have an animals Olympics, I want to know if we have better bears than other countries
February 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They should have an animals Olympics, I want to know if we have better bears than other countries
“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that we've made a passion-driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.
February 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that we've made a passion-driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.
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Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue
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my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
February 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
2025 feels like being awake during invasive surgery, and it's only February
February 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
2025 feels like being awake during invasive surgery, and it's only February
Be strange. Be passionate. Authenticity is attractive.
February 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Be strange. Be passionate. Authenticity is attractive.
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Sorry I was blunt, I'm autistic and also a bitch
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sorry I was blunt, I'm autistic and also a bitch
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the main reason I like going for walks in the dark woods is the hope I’ll be carried off by an owl and become its bride
February 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the main reason I like going for walks in the dark woods is the hope I’ll be carried off by an owl and become its bride
Sleep is not enough, I need to hibernate under the crust of the Earth for a thousand years
February 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sleep is not enough, I need to hibernate under the crust of the Earth for a thousand years
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One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
February 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
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What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
Every day I don't disappear in the Bermuda Triangle is a day wasted
February 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Every day I don't disappear in the Bermuda Triangle is a day wasted
The horrors persist, but so do we
February 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The horrors persist, but so do we