Captain_B
@captain-b.bsky.social
Chiral Network Administrator
RIP objective reality. Shouting into the Void.
I hope this Machine kills Facists
🏆 The #1 Jared Polis Hater on Bluesky
He/him.
Pic is me reading the news everyday
RIP objective reality. Shouting into the Void.
I hope this Machine kills Facists
🏆 The #1 Jared Polis Hater on Bluesky
He/him.
Pic is me reading the news everyday
Any specific human rights violations happening in your state that youd like to discuss?
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Any specific human rights violations happening in your state that youd like to discuss?
You should support free speech thumb-ass
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You should support free speech thumb-ass
Thoughts on trump calling Governors retards, Jared?
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Thoughts on trump calling Governors retards, Jared?
There was a gemini button when I used Google wallet the other day
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
There was a gemini button when I used Google wallet the other day
This just in: 119,00 jobs open at construction sites, farms, and Mexican Restraunts
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This just in: 119,00 jobs open at construction sites, farms, and Mexican Restraunts
Hey jared, get to work
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hey jared, get to work
A certified, Grade A, prime cut slab of cowardice right there
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A certified, Grade A, prime cut slab of cowardice right there
Which ones are you fighting for? What are you doing about the ones in ICE custody right now
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Which ones are you fighting for? What are you doing about the ones in ICE custody right now
Any thoughts at all floating around in that egg shell you call a head?
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Any thoughts at all floating around in that egg shell you call a head?
@colorado.gov any thoughts on millions of Americans losing ACA subsidies, Jared? 🎤
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@colorado.gov any thoughts on millions of Americans losing ACA subsidies, Jared? 🎤
When did you get on the supreme court?
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When did you get on the supreme court?
Then I guess we gotta start providing our own air safety huh jared
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Then I guess we gotta start providing our own air safety huh jared
You would think Dave
Don't forget the felonies
Or the memory issues
Or the insurrection
Or the lies
I think he could stab someone to death on live tv and it wouldn't matter
Don't forget the felonies
Or the memory issues
Or the insurrection
Or the lies
I think he could stab someone to death on live tv and it wouldn't matter
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You would think Dave
Don't forget the felonies
Or the memory issues
Or the insurrection
Or the lies
I think he could stab someone to death on live tv and it wouldn't matter
Don't forget the felonies
Or the memory issues
Or the insurrection
Or the lies
I think he could stab someone to death on live tv and it wouldn't matter
Shopping malls are the definition of liminal space, the stores themselves however are just space
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Shopping malls are the definition of liminal space, the stores themselves however are just space
Talk about a puppet
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Talk about a puppet
You're the vice president, shouldn't you be trying to open the government? Or does daddy just keep you on baby oil duty?
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You're the vice president, shouldn't you be trying to open the government? Or does daddy just keep you on baby oil duty?
Jared stop trying to make memes, its not a good look
November 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Jared stop trying to make memes, its not a good look
Micro Johnson would be an amazing accomplice to a crime...
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Micro Johnson would be an amazing accomplice to a crime...