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Captain_B
@captain-b.bsky.social
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RIP objective reality. Shouting into the Void.
I hope this Machine kills Facists

🏆 The #1 Jared Polis Hater on Bluesky

He/him.
Pic is me reading the news everyday
Pinned
@colorado.gov

Are you going to do anything about the secret police kidnapping my neighbors, your residents, are they even aliens, do you even know?
Or are they abducting your citizens?

www.summitdaily.com/news/immigra...
Immigration enforcement operation ‘ongoing’ in Dillon, Silverthorne area, according to U.S. Marshals Service
The U.S. Marshals Service has agents in Summit County assisting U.S. Customs and Immigration Enforcement with an operation involving multiple federal agencies that began on the morning of Thursday, Se...
www.summitdaily.com
Me during #Avatar
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
7 is definitely too many Black Ops, 3 was pushing it but they made it worthwhile with all the zombies content in the end.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love that they marked all their shit talking emails as high importance
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
You guys are making mountains out of mole hills.

Trump obviously fucked those kids as part of his official duties as president.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I truly don't understand why Micro Johnson wants to die on Pedohile hill. This is a violation of our democracy. The only precident he's following is the precident of incompetence set by this administration.
October 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think the world would be a better place if instead of forcing truckers to speak English, we forced police to speak Spanish.
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Reposted by Captain_B
California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you.

Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide.

So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.
October 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Can't wait to see what happens when he has to leave office in 2029, if you think he will accept it with dignity and grace, I think you're wrong
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
October 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Thank god, Trump doesn't get everything just because he wants it lmao.

If there was a Nobel War Prize or Nobel Corruption Prize on the other hand, he'd be a shoo-in
October 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Captain_B
sometimes it feels a bit on the nose that the very people wearing masks right now are often the same people who refused to wear one in 2020.

try to be more subtle, writers of the America show!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I think the 2010s will go down in history as the time when we were all so distracted by Marvel movies that we let fascism take root in America
October 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Trump says "All parties will be treated fairly" In Gaza peace talks.

Arresting and sentencing Netanyahu as the war criminal he is wouldn't even come close to "fair"

The Israeli government getting off Scott free after commiting genocide is fucking delusional
October 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Count your fucking days Jared @colorado.gov
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh man, the democrats are so evil, they want to give Healthcare to everyone
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I cant believe they made @jamesgunn.bsky.social's peacemaker into a real guy
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A Cinematic Masterpiece
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Can I offer you all a happy #outbreakday in these trying times?
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@colorado.gov

Are you going to do anything about the secret police kidnapping my neighbors, your residents, are they even aliens, do you even know?
Or are they abducting your citizens?

www.summitdaily.com/news/immigra...
Immigration enforcement operation ‘ongoing’ in Dillon, Silverthorne area, according to U.S. Marshals Service
The U.S. Marshals Service has agents in Summit County assisting U.S. Customs and Immigration Enforcement with an operation involving multiple federal agencies that began on the morning of Thursday, Se...
www.summitdaily.com
September 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Secret police back in summit today

www.summitdaily.com/news/immigra...
September 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Say what you will about nintendo trying to copyright interactive video or whatever, but the blue joy-con in the orange wheel is just good design
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is starting to just look like the stupid version of a world war

Instead of Fran Ferdinand we get Charlie Kirk

Instead of Nazi we get MAGA

Instead of propaganda films we get the president's "Truths"

Its almost like hes trying to Jumpstart a war to claim even more power

Remind you of Anyone?
September 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Captain_B
“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have.

I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵
September 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reposted by Captain_B
September 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Please remember that you cannot appease facists

Everyone famously remembers how we let Hitler have Poland and there was unprecedented world peace after that, right?

We learned this lesson 90 years ago
September 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM