Captain Irrelevant
@capt-irrelevant.bsky.social
60% of the time, Captaining Irrelevance all the time. I like to think I can make good impersonations of myself. Onus of views deferred.
Because they're going to make him do it until he's 90, duh!
Why won’t Marvel let Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine retire in peace?
The actor himself has promised to accept all future cameos as the beloved claw-gremlin, but this will only wear out his superpowers
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Because they're going to make him do it until he's 90, duh!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
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1802: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
1802: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine
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I did not "miss" this.
From Donald Trump's wide-ranging speech to a potential reunion between former foes, here are the main takeaways from Charlie Kirk's memorial service in Arizona.
The main things you missed at Charlie Kirk's memorial
From Donald Trump's wide-ranging speech to a potential reunion between former foes, here are the main takeaways from Charlie Kirk's memorial service in Arizona.
www.abc.net.au
September 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I did not "miss" this.
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September 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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The headline is silly and is not the correct question ask, so the editor who placed it or let it through needs to have their head examined.
The point of the light rail in the city is to let pedestrians roam around them. Medical episode or mental illness is tragic, anything else is a Darwin award.
The point of the light rail in the city is to let pedestrians roam around them. Medical episode or mental illness is tragic, anything else is a Darwin award.
Should Sydney’s light rail carriages be modified after second death in two years?
Should Sydney’s light rail carriages be modified after second death in two years?
Police believe man was crossing track between two carriages when struck, sparking safety debate
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www.theguardian.com
June 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The headline is silly and is not the correct question ask, so the editor who placed it or let it through needs to have their head examined.
The point of the light rail in the city is to let pedestrians roam around them. Medical episode or mental illness is tragic, anything else is a Darwin award.
The point of the light rail in the city is to let pedestrians roam around them. Medical episode or mental illness is tragic, anything else is a Darwin award.
Well, it's time for me to say goodbye not only these sandals (left ones) as the bottom of the sole is nearing a hole, but Rivers isn't around anymore to get a new set. Unsure what other brand sells the exact same design. Have now found a similar one. These are the Olympus Yarra. #notsponsored
May 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Well, it's time for me to say goodbye not only these sandals (left ones) as the bottom of the sole is nearing a hole, but Rivers isn't around anymore to get a new set. Unsure what other brand sells the exact same design. Have now found a similar one. These are the Olympus Yarra. #notsponsored
It seems surprisingly hard to find a large umbrella with a hook handle AND a vent layer like what Bunnings brollies have, and not expensive. Found this on a Victorian based retailer for $50 ($40 + $10 standard delivery).
May 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It seems surprisingly hard to find a large umbrella with a hook handle AND a vent layer like what Bunnings brollies have, and not expensive. Found this on a Victorian based retailer for $50 ($40 + $10 standard delivery).
May the Schwartz be with you!
This is my haul from #freecomicbookday yesterday.
#maytheschwartzbewithyou #maythe4thbewithyou #starwarsday
This is my haul from #freecomicbookday yesterday.
#maytheschwartzbewithyou #maythe4thbewithyou #starwarsday
May 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
May the Schwartz be with you!
This is my haul from #freecomicbookday yesterday.
#maytheschwartzbewithyou #maythe4thbewithyou #starwarsday
This is my haul from #freecomicbookday yesterday.
#maytheschwartzbewithyou #maythe4thbewithyou #starwarsday
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Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
March 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
Interesting looking airpods. Specialising in Dubstep.
March 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Interesting looking airpods. Specialising in Dubstep.
Needs some Bobby Tables.
March 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Needs some Bobby Tables.
@swiftonsecurity.com Hi mate, can I trouble you to get any info on the reason why Microsoft did not do "Windows 9"? Is it a tech or marketing thing, or both? In a bit of an argument with someone who thinks it was purely marketing.
January 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@swiftonsecurity.com Hi mate, can I trouble you to get any info on the reason why Microsoft did not do "Windows 9"? Is it a tech or marketing thing, or both? In a bit of an argument with someone who thinks it was purely marketing.
@jiggsy2point0.bsky.social So THIS is your account. Had been looking for it.
January 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@jiggsy2point0.bsky.social So THIS is your account. Had been looking for it.
Storm over western Sydney. Recorded at a moments notice. 12m30s.
Storm over Western Sydney 15JAN25
YouTube video by Captain Irrelevant
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Storm over western Sydney. Recorded at a moments notice. 12m30s.
Zucc thought I wanted to engage with his AI. It didn't get the hint.
January 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Zucc thought I wanted to engage with his AI. It didn't get the hint.
Made my own "Nuka Cola Quantum" drink, inspired by Fallout. Simple mix of blue coloured sport drink & lemonade (I chose sugar free). Picked up some lemon juice to add zest, but the sport drink seems to be enough. Approx 1 pt sport drink 5 pts lemonade.
January 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Made my own "Nuka Cola Quantum" drink, inspired by Fallout. Simple mix of blue coloured sport drink & lemonade (I chose sugar free). Picked up some lemon juice to add zest, but the sport drink seems to be enough. Approx 1 pt sport drink 5 pts lemonade.
Present for myself. Lyvco 825 3D mesh chair via Centrecom Computers Auburn. Scored on sale for $209. I opted to go full mesh this time. No more foam or leather/pleather.
December 26, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Present for myself. Lyvco 825 3D mesh chair via Centrecom Computers Auburn. Scored on sale for $209. I opted to go full mesh this time. No more foam or leather/pleather.
Big boi chillin'
December 6, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Big boi chillin'
New hi vis turn signal vest. Been trying to get a turn signal back light for my e-bike, but local shops don't sell them anymore. I figured this would give better visibility of me for drivers approaching my rear. Have attached it to my waterproof backup as a permanent fixture.
November 19, 2024 at 9:46 PM
New hi vis turn signal vest. Been trying to get a turn signal back light for my e-bike, but local shops don't sell them anymore. I figured this would give better visibility of me for drivers approaching my rear. Have attached it to my waterproof backup as a permanent fixture.