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My name is Rebis~
24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome
Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies)
Aroace fictosexual
AuDHD
Marine biology enthusiast
Elden Ring brainrot go brrrrr
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They are pondering the tomate
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Remember your breach tactics when entering a catacombs

Always look up, lest these lowly sort inflict hemorrhage upon thine arse

Stay frosty fellow Tarnished
#EldenRing
A screenshot from Elden Ring of the cat head imp in a catacombs. They are very sneaky and will gank you if you're not paying attention. They like to hang from ceilings, around corners, on the edge of cliffs, etc. Their stupid weapons have bleed build-up and it's great if you have the weapon but not when they do
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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George RR Martin really out here keeping the fanfic reservoirs full for decades from GoT to Elden Ring

He really gave us femboy twink Miquella X huge bara beefsman Radahn half brothers angst

(Mohg also but that was Miquella's manipulation, these two are in love)

Yap in alt uwu
Official art of Miquella The Kind from Elden Ring. It's him with his signature long flowing blond hair braided in the same way as it is in his intro sequence photo where Mohg is holding him. He's wearing a white blouse and what looks like a matching skirt or maybe pants idk, and he's got his dogs out so Quentin will be quiet for a bit to look at em. Miquella is riding Torrent, implying he's the original owner before the player. Torrent stands in a wheat field with some stone crosses in the background and what I think are spirits. I think this is really beautiful, and I really like Miquella as a character. He, like all his other demigod siblings, is predisposed to corruption but had thought ahead enough to pass on things like the spirit calling ball and Torrent's ring for his family to pass on to someone clear-headed who could help better than he would. Like his "kindness" is twisted and exploitative in the game, but everything you learn says that he was never like this before the shattering. I think he was truly trying to make the haligtree into a haven for the abused away from the erdtree, use his body as the power for the tree, and then have his soul ascend to godhood and return to his consort Radahn who would be the physical leader. But with the shattering, Miquella was corrupted like everyone else because it's in their DNA. He thought ahead, though, and the fact he left the bell with Ranni means he probably knew what she was planning. I think her ending is probably what he would want if he could clearly see the state of The Lands Between. :3 An Elden Ring screenshot of Radahn Of The Scrawny Horse (his actual Japanese title I love it) from the cutscene right before his fight. He's dual wielding his big swords and his big bow is on his back. He's "riding" Leonard the horse (his name in game files) by using gravity magic to float just above and I assume also using gravity magic to keep Leonard from just collapsing out of exhaustion. Even without needing to actually carry Radahn's weight, Leonard is still also completely wracked with Scarlet Rot and probably not very comfortable. I think Radahn is a genuinely fully good hearted character, like Miquella actually. Radahn's lore is that he didn't want to get rid of his horse Leonard because he loved them, so he learned gravity magic and conquered the stars themselves so he could continue to ride his beloved steed while protecting them. That's the most goddamn adorable thing I've ever heard in my life, I love Leonard. I think that's why Miquella and Radahn were so in love, aside from chemistry and the clear fanfic fuel, they both have aligned morals. Miquella wanted to protect the people who couldn't protect themselves, and Radahn wanted to be ruler in a way that wasn't cruel like the Golden Order. Before the day one update there were some item descriptions that implied Radagon was supportive of Miquella and Radahn doing this, making their own little tree land like a Lands Between Australia lol. Idk why they removed it, it fits great bc Radagon is loyal to the Golden Order but he still wants everyone to be happy, which is enough for the Two Fingers to get uppity. I wish they kept it :(
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Preceptor Seluvis is Tsukasa Sagawa???

That's wild bc I've literally already written fanfics with my Yakuza OC X Sagawa

Life is crazy
Preceptor Seluvis from Elden Ring Tsukasa Sagawa from Like A Dragon 0
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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My Elden Ring enlightened take for cool fiction enjoyers:

I really like Preceptor Seluvis

Mostly bc his English voice acting gives my brain ASMR tingles especially when he leans in all whispery lmao I'm a simple shark

More spoilery takes in the alt text
A screenshot of Preceptor Seluvis from Elden Ring looking very sassy. Spoilers for more than just his quest ahead. At first I hated him but after he stopped being a dick to me I got over it. I actually really like the puppet concept for fanfics and Elden Ring is a perfect setting for that kind of angsty smut. Also when he "dies" he's in the puppet pose, and you can find Pidia, hidden Carian servant, killed by his puppets. So it's kinda discovered that Seluvis was always a puppet anyway, and it's further supported by the basement not being in his rise as well as it having a really childish "Seluvis' puppets do not touch" message. And I still don't even hate Pidia lmao his voice gives ASMR tingles too also he's albinauric he deserves some control over ppl who probably abused him, as a little treat y'know.
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Merle my beloved
"I am looking respectfully" with big ole eyes
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Forgot to specify I was on the couch

An image of the dog all up in my grill as compensation, m'lords
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Do you guys think misbegotten can purr?

I think they can and do actively when they're comfortable enough (which is why it doesn't happen in-game)

I'd like to pet them and hold them and appreciate them like they deserve

He's literally so eepy rn

#EldenRing #VigeogamePhotography
A screenshot from Elden Ring of a scaly misbegotten behind Castle Morne. He's got his leggies tucked in and his head resting in his arms with a hand still on his axe. His bigger tail curls to one side, the smaller one laying limp in slumber and from this angle honestly looking like a weird headcrab limb sticking from his lower back lol
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Freedom Through Blood

taken at Castle Morne in Weeping Peninsula

#EldenRing #VideogamePhotography
A screenshot from the game Elden Ring in Castle Morne, which is a dungeon in the game you can do pretty early. In the center of the photo is a winged misbegotten perched on the post of a stone wall with other misbegotten in the background doing victory war cries over a giant pile/pyre of the corpses of their slavers. On the left in the semi-foreground are the strung up bodies of some footsoldiers, assumedly done by the photographed misbegotten and the others nearby. SPOILERS BELOW The lore is that the misbegotten, the creature I've photographed, were slaves in this castle but they have recently rebelled and slaughtered all their former slavers/owners. The player is told about this by the daughter of the head of Castle Morne, and there's no option in-game to do anything other than treat the misbegotten as enemies, but I just feel so bad for them and really wish you could help them. The only consolation is you can kill the human leader guy later on and get free Shabriri grapes (delicious)
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Everywhere I go the fishes come up to say hello and it always makes my day

Such a silly lil guy fr fr
A goldfish that has approached the glass to smile with a triangle mouth at me. The same goldfish still with such a charismatic expression, and this time with a fin out in greeting because he loves you and wants you to drink water <3
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Everyone I need you to stop what you're doing and look at this bottle and the impeccable shape of it

Herdez you incredible incredible condiment company you've created quite possibly the best shaped bottle in the world with a lid that brings it all together (can you tell I'm autistic yet lol)
A bottle of avocado hot sauce from Woodman's, a grocery store in the Midwest. The shape is kind of reminiscent of an avocado with the lid honestly reminding me of the knobs you'd see in like your grandma's house on drawers n stuff. After I eat its contents I'm going to fill it with some of that glitter "potion" stuff so I can shake and appreciate this bottle forever :3
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I'm not gonna lie seeing how small my character Ambrose is in Godrick's chair is kinda 🥴🥴 like Godrick could really manhandle Ambie y'know

My "hear me out"s only continue to get worse lmfao (I'll include a pic of Godrick for the unaware)
A screenshot from the game Elden Ring of my character Ambrose sitting all cute in the throne of the late Godrick The Grafted. His chair is massive compared to my lil dude owo Godrick The Grafted aka Godrick The Golden from Elden Ring. He's real cool and I like his pretty braids that frame his face. His boss fight is dope as hell and that's what this screenshot is from, when he first comes down to beat the player's ass
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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First JK now Jordan Pete

Are transphobes secretly the monsters from Resident Evil 7 like why are they all in dookie domiciles
An scene from Phineas and Ferb with text edited. The top frame says "If I had a nickel for every time a transphobe lived in a mold house, I'd have two nickels." The bottom frame says "Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
October 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I've never understood the appeal in those hentai faces where the girl has like vacuum suction on the dick

All I see is Q*Bert mouth lmao
A picture I snagged off Google of Q*Bert saying "@;&?@#" implied to be him dropping a fat curse word lol
October 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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BONUS Como Zoo pics

I was trying to get a picture of the anemone but the fishes loved me so much they kept photobombing me lmao

Every time too they'd turn and stay there looking up at me all happy it was so cute I love aquatic animals
Little diva decided they should be photographed when I was looking at anemones lol This charismatic lil feller rolling up to say hi with the most adorable smile ever while I was having a photo session with Snowcone Buddy strolling on over to investigate me when I was tryna take a picture of the corals. He's very polite looking so I'll forgive him This gent coming by to show me their cool hairstyle, thank you very much I appreciate it greatly your style is impeccable
October 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Como Zoo has an Epaulette Shark named Snowcone that was retired to them from a touch tank, and he is a goddamn sweetheart

I went into the dome under the tank and he just sat with his face up to mine so happy to be my homie
💙🩷🤍🩷💙
Snowcone the Epaulette Shark from the view of the dome under the tank Another shot of Snowcone enjoying my presence. This close you can see the spiracle below his eye, which goes to his respiratory system :3 Snowcone the Epaulette Shark from the view of standing outside the tank. I had a brightly coloured plushie with me and he was very interested in it so that's what he's looking at lol A view of Snowcone that shows why he's called an Epaulette Shark! On both sides of his "shoulders" behind his pectoral fins is a black circle with a white outside. It looks sort of like epaulettes apparently.
October 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Normal kids tell their parents about like shows or drama, or show them pictures of puppies or whatever

I presented my mother with my favourite image of a snipe eel along with all the best facts

Say what you want about autism but at least I'm interesting

(This is the pic he def rides a skateboard)
October 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Hoof bois hoof bois whatcha gonna do

I love them both dearly another plushie W from @mobentertainment.com and @culturefly.com

I think Baba and Bubba would be friends since she's so introverted and he seems like he would be willing to hang out at home with her for her comfort 💙🩷🤍🩷💙
An image of two Poppy Playtime plushies created by Culturefly and sold by Mob Entertainment. Left is the newly arrived Baba Chops and beside her to the right is Bubba Bubbaphant. Her character sheet says she's very introverted and Bubba's says he's a nerd basically. They are bff's now Bubba will stay home with her and they can parallel play to their hearts' content :3
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Happy Wednesday everyone
A red arrow pointing upward to the profile picture area with the text "This perosn is a SLUT for Mung Daal" with a poorly cropped image of Mung Daal from Chowder with his hair slicked back beside the text.
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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I don't play Balatro but I walked by my brother and he had an Emmett Kelly card!!! I guess it's called vagabond but I immediately placed it lol

This gives me incredible happiness thank you Balatro
The Joker card "Vagabond" from Balatro Emmett Kelly, original "tramp" style clown and one of the most famous American clowns of all time. As a clown collector and general circus enthusiast, I'm a big fan of Emmett Kelly and his work :3
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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THIS stupid pos is what's taking jobs away from skilled Americans who are trying to do them

AI

Not immigrants, documented or otherwise

But it really is the bigot playbook to blame the person who looks different for their own ugly heart causing them problems
An AI overview about the most affectionate animal being dogs but the image the AI provided is a potbelly pig and not a dog despite pigs not being mentioned even once by the AI. Because AI is stupid and isn't actually "intelligent" despite the title it was given. It's a sorry excuse for human talent and if your business uses it you've lost patronage for sure. HIRE HUMAN ARTISTS STOP BLAMING IMMIGRANTS FOR YOUR PROBLEMS
September 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Alcina mi marida 🙇🙇
A screenshot of Alcina Dimitrescu and her three daughters from the game Resident Evil Village
September 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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♾️ AUTISTICS THAT PICK AS A STIM LISTEN UP‼️

Get yourself one of these pea pod bitches it's so useful for that urge to pick, I just found this today

The lil face on the middle pea will rub off really fast if you stim a lot but that's not a huge deal imo
A pea pod fidget toy image that I got from Google. The middle pea has the little face of a dog for some reason but it's very cute
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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@mobentertainment.com PIANOSAURUS IS HERE!!!

My puppy watched me press the button and get happy music but when she tried it was satan noises lmao
August 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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YARNABYYYYYYYY @mobentertainment.com I ADORE MY BABY BOI SO MUCH

he's perfect for stimming bc his mane is soft and incredibly satisfying to play with
July 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM