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El Payaso 🦈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️
@capnyeetus.bsky.social
My name is Rebis~
24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome
Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies)
Aroace fictosexual
AuDHD
Marine biology enthusiast
Elden Ring brainrot go brrrrr
They are pondering the tomate
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Remember your breach tactics when entering a catacombs

Always look up, lest these lowly sort inflict hemorrhage upon thine arse

Stay frosty fellow Tarnished
#EldenRing
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
George RR Martin really out here keeping the fanfic reservoirs full for decades from GoT to Elden Ring

He really gave us femboy twink Miquella X huge bara beefsman Radahn half brothers angst

(Mohg also but that was Miquella's manipulation, these two are in love)

Yap in alt uwu
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Preceptor Seluvis is Tsukasa Sagawa???

That's wild bc I've literally already written fanfics with my Yakuza OC X Sagawa

Life is crazy
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My Elden Ring enlightened take for cool fiction enjoyers:

I really like Preceptor Seluvis

Mostly bc his English voice acting gives my brain ASMR tingles especially when he leans in all whispery lmao I'm a simple shark

More spoilery takes in the alt text
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Merle my beloved
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Forgot to specify I was on the couch

An image of the dog all up in my grill as compensation, m'lords
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Do you guys think misbegotten can purr?

I think they can and do actively when they're comfortable enough (which is why it doesn't happen in-game)

I'd like to pet them and hold them and appreciate them like they deserve

He's literally so eepy rn

#EldenRing #VigeogamePhotography
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Freedom Through Blood

taken at Castle Morne in Weeping Peninsula

#EldenRing #VideogamePhotography
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Everywhere I go the fishes come up to say hello and it always makes my day

Such a silly lil guy fr fr
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone I need you to stop what you're doing and look at this bottle and the impeccable shape of it

Herdez you incredible incredible condiment company you've created quite possibly the best shaped bottle in the world with a lid that brings it all together (can you tell I'm autistic yet lol)
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm not gonna lie seeing how small my character Ambrose is in Godrick's chair is kinda 🥴🥴 like Godrick could really manhandle Ambie y'know

My "hear me out"s only continue to get worse lmfao (I'll include a pic of Godrick for the unaware)
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
First JK now Jordan Pete

Are transphobes secretly the monsters from Resident Evil 7 like why are they all in dookie domiciles
October 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I've never understood the appeal in those hentai faces where the girl has like vacuum suction on the dick

All I see is Q*Bert mouth lmao
October 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
BONUS Como Zoo pics

I was trying to get a picture of the anemone but the fishes loved me so much they kept photobombing me lmao

Every time too they'd turn and stay there looking up at me all happy it was so cute I love aquatic animals
October 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Como Zoo has an Epaulette Shark named Snowcone that was retired to them from a touch tank, and he is a goddamn sweetheart

I went into the dome under the tank and he just sat with his face up to mine so happy to be my homie
💙🩷🤍🩷💙
October 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Normal kids tell their parents about like shows or drama, or show them pictures of puppies or whatever

I presented my mother with my favourite image of a snipe eel along with all the best facts

Say what you want about autism but at least I'm interesting

(This is the pic he def rides a skateboard)
October 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hoof bois hoof bois whatcha gonna do

I love them both dearly another plushie W from @mobentertainment.com and @culturefly.com

I think Baba and Bubba would be friends since she's so introverted and he seems like he would be willing to hang out at home with her for her comfort 💙🩷🤍🩷💙
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy Wednesday everyone
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I don't play Balatro but I walked by my brother and he had an Emmett Kelly card!!! I guess it's called vagabond but I immediately placed it lol

This gives me incredible happiness thank you Balatro
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
THIS stupid pos is what's taking jobs away from skilled Americans who are trying to do them

AI

Not immigrants, documented or otherwise

But it really is the bigot playbook to blame the person who looks different for their own ugly heart causing them problems
September 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Alcina mi marida 🙇🙇
September 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
♾️ AUTISTICS THAT PICK AS A STIM LISTEN UP‼️

Get yourself one of these pea pod bitches it's so useful for that urge to pick, I just found this today

The lil face on the middle pea will rub off really fast if you stim a lot but that's not a huge deal imo
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
@mobentertainment.com PIANOSAURUS IS HERE!!!

My puppy watched me press the button and get happy music but when she tried it was satan noises lmao
August 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
YARNABYYYYYYYY @mobentertainment.com I ADORE MY BABY BOI SO MUCH

he's perfect for stimming bc his mane is soft and incredibly satisfying to play with
July 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM