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My name is Rebis~
24yo citizen of the Kingdom of Gnome
Selfshipper (Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers r my hubbies)
Aroace fictosexual
AuDHD
Marine biology enthusiast
Elden Ring brainrot go brrrrr
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El Payaso 🦈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦♾️ @capnyeetus.bsky.social · Oct 4
Como Zoo has an Epaulette Shark named Snowcone that was retired to them from a touch tank, and he is a goddamn sweetheart

I went into the dome under the tank and he just sat with his face up to mine so happy to be my homie
💙🩷🤍🩷💙
Snowcone the Epaulette Shark from the view of the dome under the tank Another shot of Snowcone enjoying my presence. This close you can see the spiracle below his eye, which goes to his respiratory system :3 Snowcone the Epaulette Shark from the view of standing outside the tank. I had a brightly coloured plushie with me and he was very interested in it so that's what he's looking at lol A view of Snowcone that shows why he's called an Epaulette Shark! On both sides of his "shoulders" behind his pectoral fins is a black circle with a white outside. It looks sort of like epaulettes apparently.
capnyeetus.bsky.social
Whenever I'm spiraling into depressive thoughts I've found it's helpful to flood my own brain with simple positivity like "I'm okay" over and over until it's all that's there

And I do mean flood, I imagine like an Xbox Live COD lobby but instead of sexism it's affirmation
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
Do NOT underestimate my autismo I can and will listen to a 45 second sound bite for 3 days straight
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
when I'm upset I usually find the silver lining is most helpful

But in my communications class I was told that's a "bad" way to reply to someone venting or seeking advice/morale support

But if life is hard, shouldn't you sew the silver lining into a blanket to make it softer?
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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nneezz.bsky.social
Seven Deadly sins - Greed
Tall floating figure made out of several layers of red cloth, being gripped by many golden hands with red cracks. They grasp a large golden stick. Their face is crowned by hands pointing in every direction. One of them covers their eye. They have pairs of different eyes stabbed through their face. Red eyes.
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
People always talk about how awkward it is when your partner shares a name with your family member

But if you simply just date more non-binary people you wouldn't have that problem

You may have an Uncle Damon but you do not have an Uncle Brick (I really knew someone named this)
December 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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ventiskull.bsky.social
Underrated point of discussion with the AI + social media uproar is giving thanks to patrons of the arts, especially non-artists, who are willing to put in the effort to support artists at a time when it has never been easier or more normalized to do the opposite.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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bnav5.bsky.social
I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE ANIMATE PORN FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT I WANT TO FINISH IT TOMORROW I WANT TO CEREBRATE NEW YEAR MY BACK IS SO FUCKING HURT I HAVE STOMACHACHE MY NECK IS HARD LIKE A ROCK I WANT TO PEEEEEEE
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
Auditory processing disorder is wild bc I can be listening to a song and the second the voices aren't the most crystal clear suddenly the singer is now Charlie Brown's parents
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"

This implies that your love was somehow redirected by the person you gave it to which is a crazy superpower
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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blakealexanderart.bsky.social
Reasons waterbenders should exist number 5000
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
I'm gonna need to design myself a sharksona

I'm on a big octopus kick rn YouTube is serving me a lot of cool octopodes but sharks really are in my soul which is odd bc I used to be terrified of sharks

I'm like batman lol
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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mixter.ink
Daddy got bigger
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
I know my autism came from my da because last night I was shutdown level overstimulated and instead of doing any neurotypical bullshit he no-words gave me my shark onesie right out the dryer so it was toasty
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
Remember your breach tactics when entering a catacombs

Always look up, lest these lowly sort inflict hemorrhage upon thine arse

Stay frosty fellow Tarnished
#EldenRing
A screenshot from Elden Ring of the cat head imp in a catacombs. They are very sneaky and will gank you if you're not paying attention. They like to hang from ceilings, around corners, on the edge of cliffs, etc. Their stupid weapons have bleed build-up and it's great if you have the weapon but not when they do
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
IT HAPPENED

Today I was in a waiting room with my mum and an old western was playing

They used Man Being Eaten By Alligator

My mum goes "oh the Wilhelm scream"

AND IT WAS MY TIME

I've been waiting for this chance ever since I first saw the @hbomberguy.bsky.social video 🙏
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
As an autistic who brings a plushie everywhere, I appreciate baby changing stations in bathrooms

It gives me a place to put my stuff lol
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
Pidia can I plsplspls buy the Seluvis puppet off you I've got so many runes and starlight shards whatever you want man I'll even give Ranni that really cool apple juice you made for her

I would be an awful Elden Lord lmfao
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
I think eel might truly be the best shape of fish, even eel shaped non-eels like pipefish are peak

Siphonophores are the eel raid boss, the longest boyos
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
"I do drugs every night" sure does sound a lot cooler than "I take my medicine before bed"
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
NEW CORAL JUST DROPPED
December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
George RR Martin really out here keeping the fanfic reservoirs full for decades from GoT to Elden Ring

He really gave us femboy twink Miquella X huge bara beefsman Radahn half brothers angst

(Mohg also but that was Miquella's manipulation, these two are in love)

Yap in alt uwu
Official art of Miquella The Kind from Elden Ring. It's him with his signature long flowing blond hair braided in the same way as it is in his intro sequence photo where Mohg is holding him. He's wearing a white blouse and what looks like a matching skirt or maybe pants idk, and he's got his dogs out so Quentin will be quiet for a bit to look at em. Miquella is riding Torrent, implying he's the original owner before the player. Torrent stands in a wheat field with some stone crosses in the background and what I think are spirits. I think this is really beautiful, and I really like Miquella as a character. He, like all his other demigod siblings, is predisposed to corruption but had thought ahead enough to pass on things like the spirit calling ball and Torrent's ring for his family to pass on to someone clear-headed who could help better than he would. Like his "kindness" is twisted and exploitative in the game, but everything you learn says that he was never like this before the shattering. I think he was truly trying to make the haligtree into a haven for the abused away from the erdtree, use his body as the power for the tree, and then have his soul ascend to godhood and return to his consort Radahn who would be the physical leader. But with the shattering, Miquella was corrupted like everyone else because it's in their DNA. He thought ahead, though, and the fact he left the bell with Ranni means he probably knew what she was planning. I think her ending is probably what he would want if he could clearly see the state of The Lands Between. :3 An Elden Ring screenshot of Radahn Of The Scrawny Horse (his actual Japanese title I love it) from the cutscene right before his fight. He's dual wielding his big swords and his big bow is on his back. He's "riding" Leonard the horse (his name in game files) by using gravity magic to float just above and I assume also using gravity magic to keep Leonard from just collapsing out of exhaustion. Even without needing to actually carry Radahn's weight, Leonard is still also completely wracked with Scarlet Rot and probably not very comfortable. I think Radahn is a genuinely fully good hearted character, like Miquella actually. Radahn's lore is that he didn't want to get rid of his horse Leonard because he loved them, so he learned gravity magic and conquered the stars themselves so he could continue to ride his beloved steed while protecting them. That's the most goddamn adorable thing I've ever heard in my life, I love Leonard. I think that's why Miquella and Radahn were so in love, aside from chemistry and the clear fanfic fuel, they both have aligned morals. Miquella wanted to protect the people who couldn't protect themselves, and Radahn wanted to be ruler in a way that wasn't cruel like the Golden Order. Before the day one update there were some item descriptions that implied Radagon was supportive of Miquella and Radahn doing this, making their own little tree land like a Lands Between Australia lol. Idk why they removed it, it fits great bc Radagon is loyal to the Golden Order but he still wants everyone to be happy, which is enough for the Two Fingers to get uppity. I wish they kept it :(
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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anhesart.bsky.social
It's kind of obvious that I love Sailor Moon and muscle furries, so this is what you got when you mix it xP
This animation is from a long time ago. I had it on my to-do list, and I finally managed to organize everything enough to save it and share it.
PS: I know... Mufasa XP
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
Preceptor Seluvis is Tsukasa Sagawa???

That's wild bc I've literally already written fanfics with my Yakuza OC X Sagawa

Life is crazy
Preceptor Seluvis from Elden Ring Tsukasa Sagawa from Like A Dragon 0
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
My Elden Ring enlightened take for cool fiction enjoyers:

I really like Preceptor Seluvis

Mostly bc his English voice acting gives my brain ASMR tingles especially when he leans in all whispery lmao I'm a simple shark

More spoilery takes in the alt text
A screenshot of Preceptor Seluvis from Elden Ring looking very sassy. Spoilers for more than just his quest ahead. At first I hated him but after he stopped being a dick to me I got over it. I actually really like the puppet concept for fanfics and Elden Ring is a perfect setting for that kind of angsty smut. Also when he "dies" he's in the puppet pose, and you can find Pidia, hidden Carian servant, killed by his puppets. So it's kinda discovered that Seluvis was always a puppet anyway, and it's further supported by the basement not being in his rise as well as it having a really childish "Seluvis' puppets do not touch" message. And I still don't even hate Pidia lmao his voice gives ASMR tingles too also he's albinauric he deserves some control over ppl who probably abused him, as a little treat y'know.
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
capnyeetus.bsky.social
I have a legitimate phobia of things underwater like submerged and stuff

But I also have a deep deep love for specifically deep sea creatures

Born with AuDHD the contradiction brain and it just extends into my heart as well I guess
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM