Captain Kink
@capnkink.bsky.social
You’re friendly neighbourhood kinkster.
No posts/photo/followers in common = blocked; let’s not do that.
No posts/photo/followers in common = blocked; let’s not do that.
Someone please make it so!
Wanna be a brain drained, balls drained, udderly drooling Moopup.
Wanna be a brain drained, balls drained, udderly drooling Moopup.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Someone please make it so!
Wanna be a brain drained, balls drained, udderly drooling Moopup.
Wanna be a brain drained, balls drained, udderly drooling Moopup.
Found this whilst looking for a different sofa…not sure if it’s ’too busy’ or ‘just busy enough’
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Found this whilst looking for a different sofa…not sure if it’s ’too busy’ or ‘just busy enough’
Another musical put to bed…time for a little hedgerow sloe gin to end that chapter.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Another musical put to bed…time for a little hedgerow sloe gin to end that chapter.
…but I did recolour my hair earlier so at least I’m brightly coloured and discombobulated.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
…but I did recolour my hair earlier so at least I’m brightly coloured and discombobulated.
We hit a spicy 5mm today.
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We hit a spicy 5mm today.
As a reward for all the cleaning and tidying today…I made a right mess with some new toys.
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As a reward for all the cleaning and tidying today…I made a right mess with some new toys.
Cleaning the house the best way I know how…in rubber!
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Cleaning the house the best way I know how…in rubber!
I’m not into Bluey, not a furry nor AB but something about this tickles something in me…maybe the model?
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m not into Bluey, not a furry nor AB but something about this tickles something in me…maybe the model?
Best Amazon sale purchase?
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
October 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Best Amazon sale purchase?
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
Cheap projector for bedroom ceiling batefuel!
Chilling out:
- fire lit
- piano music playing softly
- kitty snuggles
- trousers off
- reading nerd stuff
- fire lit
- piano music playing softly
- kitty snuggles
- trousers off
- reading nerd stuff
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Chilling out:
- fire lit
- piano music playing softly
- kitty snuggles
- trousers off
- reading nerd stuff
- fire lit
- piano music playing softly
- kitty snuggles
- trousers off
- reading nerd stuff
“Dress for the job you want”
So I want to be a rubber butt slut today.
So I want to be a rubber butt slut today.
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
“Dress for the job you want”
So I want to be a rubber butt slut today.
So I want to be a rubber butt slut today.
Ikea discontinued my (Bargain Corner) chair a while ago so I could no longer get new covers.
So I went searching online for the patterns to sew my own…and found a company who made them.
Who had a purple velour option.
Rude not to!
So I went searching online for the patterns to sew my own…and found a company who made them.
Who had a purple velour option.
Rude not to!
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ikea discontinued my (Bargain Corner) chair a while ago so I could no longer get new covers.
So I went searching online for the patterns to sew my own…and found a company who made them.
Who had a purple velour option.
Rude not to!
So I went searching online for the patterns to sew my own…and found a company who made them.
Who had a purple velour option.
Rude not to!
Spent yesterday tending to my friends Elder Statescat who has entered her regeneration phase.
Still a bundle of love & appreciation, just with too many years in her bones.
Snuggle your buddies 😿
Still a bundle of love & appreciation, just with too many years in her bones.
Snuggle your buddies 😿
October 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Spent yesterday tending to my friends Elder Statescat who has entered her regeneration phase.
Still a bundle of love & appreciation, just with too many years in her bones.
Snuggle your buddies 😿
Still a bundle of love & appreciation, just with too many years in her bones.
Snuggle your buddies 😿
Got all muggle-togged for a swanky night out.
October 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Got all muggle-togged for a swanky night out.
It’s sad that this is me, but it continues to “…in constant fear of being physically/verbally/psychologically abused for no reason, resulting in the predisposition that everything is my fault and people in positions of power/authority are always coming for, unhappy with or picking fault with me”
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It’s sad that this is me, but it continues to “…in constant fear of being physically/verbally/psychologically abused for no reason, resulting in the predisposition that everything is my fault and people in positions of power/authority are always coming for, unhappy with or picking fault with me”
Today is not the one. So I’m having half an hour in the sun pretending I’m someone else, somewhere else.
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Today is not the one. So I’m having half an hour in the sun pretending I’m someone else, somewhere else.
Caturday (between zoomies)
September 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Caturday (between zoomies)
Zoomies have zoomed, snoozies now underway.
September 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Zoomies have zoomed, snoozies now underway.
It’s a tie for me
September 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s a tie for me
Less hairbrush, more bearbrush
September 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Less hairbrush, more bearbrush
Happy #ThongThursday for those who celebrate. 🥳
September 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Happy #ThongThursday for those who celebrate. 🥳
Dandy sometimes just knows and when I’m gently fussing him during morning snuggles will deliberately stroke me back.
September 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Dandy sometimes just knows and when I’m gently fussing him during morning snuggles will deliberately stroke me back.
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September 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The day I died from cuteness exposure
September 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The day I died from cuteness exposure